Xanadu Bird

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Xanadu Bird

Tail: Distracting Lure
Groin: Vine Torrent
Head: Peck
Legs: Raking Claws
Skin: Chlorophyll, Feathery Hide


The Xanadu Bird is a horrifying plant-bird tentacle rape monster with nine vine-cocks that it uses to implant its seeds within victims, no matter their sex. In a way, the Xanadu Bird is sort of beautiful, as if a Bird of Paradise plant had transformed into a real bird while still looking like the plant it once was. At least, until it attacks you. Xanadu Birds are quite dangerous. Even a single specimen can easily overwhelm an inexperienced agent. Experienced agents should be able to take them down, but caution is advised.

Xanadu Birds were quite rare for a long time, and any sighting resulted in a bounty being placed. Recently, it has been discovered that they nest in a huge tree in the Xanadu Gardens area in Fairhaven Park. In fact, the gardens were named after the presence of this mutant. The Xanadu Gardens are the only place that feral Xanadu Birds are known to be found on a regular basis at this time.