Danger Level: 6, Typical Environment: Museum
A caveman straight out of the prehistoric exhibit stands before you. This large, hunched over man is not made of wood or wax however. Even with the cromagnon posture, the hairy humanoid stands at about six feet tall and would be much taller if he stood straight. Massively muscular arms hang down with oversized hands scraping the floor. His feet are gigantic, with toes that are long and nimble. His face is almost human, with a shaggy haircut that almost covers up his trademark heavy brow ridge and large nose. His enormous barrel chest is covered in hair, somewhere between body hair and fur. He wears nothing but a loin cloth and you can see a huge soft cock and enormous hairy nuts hanging from below its ragged hem. He sees you and grunts loudly. Somewhere he has found a huge wooden club and he bashes it against the floor threateningly.