Revision as of 19:38, 1 April 2021

Fun Police X-ray beep boops, "Added an extra warning to Extra Strength Birth Control's description."

Not The Only Coder Inutt says, "Minor adjustment to size calculations to make the length of your legs less than your entire height."

Not The Only Coder Inutt says, "Breast mass in size now correctly accounts for each row of breasts being of smaller size than the previous one, and the relevant items/perks that affect that. Does not (yet) affect milk production."

Fun Police X-ray beep boops, "Removed an old WIP recipe some people got because of a bug."

Not The Only Coder Inutt says, "Visible and fluid production breast sizes have returned to the size command (when different to your actual sizes)"

Not The Only Coder Inutt says, "Found another perk I missed in the size code - Many Breasted is now required to have more than four breasts again."

Fun Police X-ray beep boops, "Fixed a typo in Elephant's ass."

Not The Only Coder Inutt says, "The size of your genitals should now be consistent between size and look. There's bound to be bugs given the complexity of both the size code and stringparsing, but it appears to work so far."

Not The Only Coder Inutt says, "Internal genitals are once again not external when you look at someone."

Not The Only Coder Inutt says, "Several updates to stringparsing to use the new size code, please report anything that isn't working properly."

Not The Only Coder Inutt says, "Height stringparsing moved over to new code. I haven't tested it, but nothing appears to be exploding more than usual :-)"

Fun Police X-ray beep boops, "New command: pdisband - it disbands the entire party, forcing everyone to leave."

Not The Only Coder Inutt says, "glance at command has been destroyed with fire, pending an update to the glance command"

Not The Only Coder Inutt says, "glance has received a major update that adds colour, new size code compatibility, adjusted formatting, and around 80% less code! Also, glance at <person> is possible again."

Not The Only Coder Inutt says, "glance no longer bases everyone's heights on the last person to enter the room"

Not The Only Coder Inutt says, "Fixed a caching issue in the size code - size comparisons should now be calculated correctly again."

Not The Only Coder Inutt says, "Glance now shows what everyone is doing, assuming they've set something with ws do: [text] and you haven't disabled it with ws #!doing."

Not The Only Coder Inutt says, "Improved handling of Internal * perks so that they only hide the relevant part."

Nuku drawls, "Good News everyone! Money given to the game no longer goes just to me and Hino. Staff will get a big slice (30%) of the pie before either of the other two. This amount will then be divided up among staff. So when you support the game, you also support the staffers who work to make it better for you. <3"

Just a Tinkering Critter squees, "Nova Meteor's Charge upgrade tweaked a bit to permit those committed to making it happen in one turn to do so, albeit only by sacrificing both upgrade choices for it."

Just a Tinkering Critter squees, "Nova Meteor's Damage upgrade nerfed a bit, 10 > 8. Reasons being it's a slow charge power at its base, and fully pumped to 55 it would be a bit too crazy with the new Slow Charge mechanic."

Not The Only Coder Inutt says, "Size now shows pregnancy information. (Only when looking at yourself for the moment, much like most of the new code)"

Fun Police X-ray beep boops, "Fixed a nasty little bug that was causing some transformation messages to lose color because of the new size code."

Fun Police X-ray beep boops, "Description of Male Preferred updated to mention that it prevents you from growing breasts unless you have the Breasts perk."

Wearer of THE HAT Inutt says, "As a result of recent changes, THE STAFFENING has happened and the staff list has been tidied of those that are no longer active. Aside from the slight glitch just now this shouldn't have any effect on players, I'm just announcing it in case anything else breaks."

Wearer of THE HAT Inutt says, "Added [height of [target]] and [formatted height of [target]] to stringparsing. Height returns the target's height in *metres*, and formatted height returns the target's height as a formatted string in the viewer's choice of imperial or metric units (as used in 'size') but without the colour to avoid losing any other colours you may be using."

Wearer of THE HAT Inutt says, "Having fought with the MUF compiler for a while, the lights are back on and everybody should be able to see again."

Wearer of THE HAT Inutt says, "size.old has been officially retired, as it was no longer working anyway."

UnHeard Intern dotingly barks, "We've got another abomination on the loose, folks! Prowling in Fairhaven Chemical, the Mutated Wolftaur can now be found thanks to Kaine, ready for your nanite funnels, tasers, and xenobiology books! Please no cameras though, they have too many eyes for that."

Take The Intern dotingly barks, "Wandering the Techno Safari during the day and hired en masse as new security for night shifts at Fairhaven's very own Nightclub, mutants of the Diskoyote infection can now be found in all of their harmonious glory. The feral ones politely request you don't reference a certain film from bygone days when addressing them, also that you don't hop on the stage in the Nightclub when they're on the clock, it just makes their jobs harder."

Nuku drawls, "In theory, if you have a monster infection in the status of 'needs revision' you will be informed when you log in"

Fun Police X-ray beep boops, "Bugfix: Players whose form needs revision will no longer be spammed with reminders each time they move to another room. Now the message shows only after connecting."

Hug The Intern dotingly barks, "The Pacifist perk has been updated with vital information on what determines your gains from searching in hostile areas. Everyone who has already obtained the perk will notice the changes as well in their jnotes."

Protect The Intern dotingly barks, "The Scrapper edge has been updated in the same manner as the Pacifist perk, giving you information on what Proficiencies it requires to be of any use in your endeavors."

Nuku drawls, "You will no longer be pestered about revisions to forms that are already approved."

Protect The Intern dotingly barks, "At long last, Woodfield College is no longer female-dominant as a pure male (spoilers: Math Teachers are herms) comes in to equalize the gender ratio. Introducing, the Manly Incubus! To those who've been waiting for this time to come, give all your thanks to Arthur for introducing the first masculine incubus."

Protect The Intern dotingly barks, "Malformed parsing and typos have been fixed in multiple sections of the Mutated Wolftaur's description, allowing the Color Chooser to work as intended and players to correctly find the form with support Chubby."

Dog Song says, "Fixed some malformed Color Chooser parsing in the Diskoyote groin description and torso transformation message."

Protect The Intern dotingly barks, "G-G-G-G-Ghosts! These spooky specters are now haunting the Northeast sector of Woodfield City (Woodfield City - NE in the terminal, folks), though unlike the Banshees they have to share space with, they're comparably a LOT friendlier. Credit goes to Kar-dragon for the creation of this handsy phantom!"

Wearer of THE HAT Inutt says, "After much swearing at the code following a week spent tracking down a particularly elusive bug, the Breast Consolidator has once again become functional!"

Wearer of THE HAT Inutt says, "+lotto bbposts should no longer have an oddly large number of decimal places since when you win half a million freecred, you are unlikely to care about 0.000000001 freecred either way. If anyone's disappointed by the change, take solace in the fact that +lotto now uses commas to help with readability of large numbers."

Wearer of THE HAT Inutt says, "Fixed an interaction between the Mammary Magnifier and Breast Consolidator that was producing inconsistent numbers in size. To clarify: The magnifier and consolidator cannot take effect at the same time, and if both are enabled, the magnifier will take precedence."

Just a Tinkering Critter squees, "Entertainment pushed to the next phase. It seems that now we are at... Improv! Neat."

Wearer of THE HAT Inutt says, "After some back and forth, the Breast Consolidator and Mammary Magnifier mako toys have changed functionality again - they should now have returned to the functionality as they originally had, with updated descriptions and a new name for the magnifier: It's now renamed to Mammary Averaging Device to better indicate its purpose, and my state of mind after working on it. To summarise: The averaging device makes all your breasts the same size (instead of the default of them getting smaller per row), and that size is the *average* of your breast sizes without the device active. The consolidator moves the mass of all your breasts into the first row (making the top pair of breasts larger) and leaves the rest as just nipples. Having both items active at the same time makes all your breasts the same size, but uses the normal size of your first row of breasts instead of the average of them all."

Wearer of THE HAT Inutt says, "shift save/load and shift size have been... well, 'fixed' might be too strong of a word, but they've been updated. There's still a few odd discrepancies with sizes, but give them a test and see what happens. Note: You will need to re-save your slots before they'll work correctly(ish)."

Fun Police X-ray beep boops, "Stopped Nanite Entangler from being able to debuff your allies."

Wearer of THE HAT Inutt says, "shift save/load and shift size now appear to be fully functional, thanks to the copious testing by [Alexey]. Please note that as stated before, you will need to re-save your stored slots for them to work correctly."

Wearer of THE HAT Inutt says, "Growth pills and shrinking pills should now function properly again, with the added bonus that they won't be consumed if they have no effect."

Staying Home Obscurity squawks, "Added a missing impregchance into the Anthro Dolphin defeat text."

Staying Home Obscurity squawks, "Added a missing impregchance to the text of Aquafeline."

Nuku drawls, "The nanite vial chugging no longer infects you twice per sip."

Dog Song says, "A new strain has found its way to the Radiation Fringe - the Shibari Inu. This knot-loving canine is sure to leave you in a bind."

Wearer of THE HAT Inutt says, "New stringparsing added - [<bodypart> length of [<target>]] will now be replaced by the length (or width, for spherical body parts) of the specified bodypart of the target. Note: The numerical value will always be in meters, and you must use the singular form of the body part. (For example 'breast', not 'breasts'). [formatted <bodypart> length of [<target>]] will be replaced with the formatted length (50 cm, for example) in the viewer's choice of units."

Wearer of THE HAT Inutt says, "Good news for Tanuki dedicants - your milk and cum production should once again be back up there as some of the highest among the nanite affected population! Or any other population really..."

Wearer of THE HAT Inutt says, "In order to encourage more rampaging, Kaiju are now significantly larger."

Wearer of THE HAT Inutt says, "Large Tendencies and Big Boned perks updated for new size code - they now provide an increase to mass and height, respectively."

Wearer of THE HAT Inutt says, "If anyone no longer wishes to keep those perks now the functionality is changed, please file a +request to have them removed."

Wearer of THE HAT Inutt says, "The Size Stabilizer now stabilises density as well as part sizes and mass. It was more or less doing it before, but now it'd doing it properly and indicating it has done so."

Just a Tinkering Critter squees, "The Nanite Entangler has had its secondary effect fixed such that it no longer accidentally spreads to one's allies."

Just a Tinkering Critter squees, "Furious Thoughts was deemed unfitting thematically for the Twilight Breaker class, and has been substituted with Perfect Cut. If anyone lost any upgrades over the change, let me know and I will refund them."

Wearer of THE HAT Inutt says, "The Sexually Stable perk can now be toggled on and off with shift sexually stable. (You still need to own it first)"

Full archive of updates can be found in the Multiplayer Updates Archive