From Flexible Survival
This creature is almost a complete pig, the only thing human about it is the fact that it is standing on two legs that end in hoofs instead of feet. He is extremely fat with a bald head, floppy ears, and an upturned nose. Flies are constantly buzzing around him, enticed by his foul odor. He has a huge, flabby gut that hangs half way over his crotch, but not far enough to hide a pig cock that is the size of your forearm. Past his cock is a pair of large swollen balls. He seems to take great delight in rolling around in the mud on the floor.