Cock Cannon

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Cock Cannon

Location: Red Light
Level: 3
HP: 20
Damage: 0*
Target Gender: Male

Flag Categories

Flags: Guy, Humorous

Heat

Heat?: No


Danger Level: 3, Typical Environment: Red Light District

Appearance

A six foot tall, perverted abomination stands before you. The creature has perfectly normal looking human arms and legs, but that is where the similarities end. The creature's body is shaped like a giant cock! Its head is pale purple, shaped like a mushroom, and has a single slit at the top.

The creature moves its head until the slit on the top is pointed in your direction. You get the feeling that it is examining you. The creature must like what it sees, because it immediately starts moving it your direction.

Notes

Cum Blast: The Cock Cannon's special attack goes off after its fourth hit in the fight, for instant victory. Otherwise, it causes no damage.