Should be a walk in the park2 - RPLOG
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Date
29/4/2013
Log
The murmur of hydra manning radio switchboards, the shouts of armed teams coming and going. This was surely the place covereed in the instructions that were left with the helicopter pilot and the broadcasts and flyers strewn about.
'The chinese were attacking' Those flyers said, though obviously plenty have arrived based off of the people leaving into the woods. The Muster point is empty for a few moments before a large scarred up soldier that looks mostly like a hammered pile of muscle and rage steps up to await the latest group's gathering.
A fennec strolls through the area and stops before Cerris. She stares at him for a moment and stifles a yawn. She certainly isn't dressed for any kind of war. "This is the place, yeah?"
Kori was in the barn when people started yelling about chinese. It didn't take hir long to get out to the muster point on foot at a flat sprint, grabbing a jacket to cover hirself with while assuming a more human form. The jacket was meant to hise those extra bits shi had both above and below, and some shoes (can't go without shoes). For most this would make hir look like a human in baggy clothes. All the better perhaps. But we digress from hir arrival and glowering. This interrupted a food production session and shi is not happy. Nope.
The large soldier frowns as he studies the new arrivals, but says nothing at first. Eventually when he is certain no one else was gonna come stumbling up, he clears his throat and begins speaking with a voice that would make grinding gravel sound like a siren's sweet serendae.
"I'll keep this short and sweet: Our aerial spotters have given us a bead on several groups of chinese soldiers reconoitering in the forest. We've sent other groups out to intercept these scouts and you're next. We can't afford to have any of them escape to give valuable info to their main force where ever the fuck they are, so your orders are simple...None of them can get through or go back. That means dead or alive they must be neutralized on sight. Here is a map with their basic route, move out as soon as you are ready and do what you must, because you can."
Edel glances around and frowns. "Is this all? Oh dear. I came to help and fix things. I didn't actually anticipate having to kill things." A soft sigh escapes from her as she unpacks her laser rifle from her bag.
Herma Flew out of the barn following and then passing Kori to tackle the first soldier sie saw. Hir 14 horsecocks slapping the fool in the face as shi went to interregating him right on the battlefield. Sie had be on edge all day and sie wanted answers to hir new life quest "Wherez all $800,000,000o' mai'wee'poniponiz! I now you commies tookhe to your commie houses of devil worship as sacrafices to Satan who lives in the center of the earth every sunday and in space every other weekday!"
The soldier the horse herm tackled begins to scream "WHOAH WHOAH!" he pants "Calm down, it's me!" panting heavily "It's one of your friends!"
Kori looks at the map, then at the soldier, then the map again. ".... Ignoring the crazy pills for a moment." Eyeing an excited blabbermouth there. "Do these scouts happen to have any air surveilence equipment on them?"
The soldier in question simply palms the head of the tiny winged horse and tosses her away from himself, taking the situation in stride fairly well before wiping his face with the other hand.
"Open your eyes Magoo...that's good enthusiasm, but I'm not a red star wearing chinese soldier. And I'd advise you manage your mind on approach...all reports say they shoot any infected they see on sight, no questions asked. Now if there are no actual questions, I'll be pulse uploading this map to the local comm units and you can follow the course laid in and move out."
Without waiting for a reply, a series of beeps alert incoming navcomm data.
"Only info we have on their equipment is that some of em are in powered armor and they use automatic weapons...you are going to have to ascertain the rest. No flying units have been spotted and they haven't been able to spot most of our spies."
Edel rubs her head. "Ah, well. Hoping for the best, then!" She scuffs her paws on the ground and glances towards the horse.
Herma had hir mouth drop in surprise. Looking at the man's face that was covered in both bruses and jizz. "I'm Not Enthusiasm, I'm Herma. Gitme name right!" Whinned Herma with snort while digging into the ground with a hoof.
A hooded figure can be seen in the distance, crouched down low with some sort of gear in it's hands. Immediatly the figure raises the device and points it towards the soldier and takes aim, ready to fire when the time is right.
Kori examines the maps very closely. This was important. Shi needed landmark references to do what shi was thinking of doing. "Meh. Well we have a long run. They'll hear vehicles coming. And those suits might alert them to thermal signatures from a few hundred yards out. Difficult indeed."
Herma I'm still too large to fit comfortably inside the ass of an invading stright man,.
Herma flies up to the sky and takes to the tip tops of the tallest trees. That would be hir cover as Sie flew from one tree to the next on the way to meet the enemy forces. 'when they come into my sights, there is going to be lots of rapesex. Angry soddomiezing!' Herma thoght as sie held one of hir cocks like a rifle and pumped it.
With nothing of any importance being said, nor any questions being asked, the briefing soldier just stares at the group, hoping desperately that they'll get it together an go off and battle the chinese. But he simply stands there staring at them...and wondering if he shouldn't have their of the forest burned and bombed so they can just start over fresh. "You lot can leave anytime now...."
Edel nods. "Uh, right. Right. Off we go, then." She turns and starts wandering off in the direction she was told to go, quietly musing to herself, "What in the world am I doing here..."
the hooded figure fires a bolt, attempting to shatter the soldier's kneecap. The bolt flies true through the air, whizzing straight for the soon to be handicapped soldier.
Kori twitches hir nose (since shi lacks the kind of ears that can twitch). Humph. Yeah it was time to get a move on. She claps the soldier on the shoulder, pretty hard at that, in passing. "You best go indoors." Its going to get ugly. And from here she takes off at a run while drawing a crossbow from...wait, that jacket had no pockets so where the hell did that thing come from?
For his part, the briefing officer takes it pretty well when a crossbow bolt slams into the ground between his feet. Looking in the direction the attack roughly came from he shouts "Alert alert alert, we are under attack! Unknown assailant all forces respond and neutralize! We must assume the chinese slipped past one of the patrols!"
The hooded figure pulls up a pair of binoculars to examine the targets better "Oh shit...i fucked up..." they note to themselves "Well, time to attempt at sneaking out of this." The figure quickly begins digging frantically at the ground in attempt to hide.
Edel stops in her tracks, ears perking. She readies her rifle and... Throws herself on the ground, trying to reduce her small profile even more.
Kori turns at the yelling. "Fuck." Skidding to a stop, shi changes direction abruptly. Which way? Well its hard to tell. Nobody said what direction to go. Ohgoddamnit. Listen! Strain your ears. What can shi hear...besides people going nuts.
"Surprise horseseckz!" Herma starts the counter attack with a infectious payload from one of hir crotch rockets the size of patriot missiles! Since Herma's ears were a bit better than most equines, and eqines had 360 degree hearing anyway, Finding hir target was going to be easy! Just fire and forget as the commie human bastards was expected to join the herd and became one of Herma's mares.
The responce from the camp is almost excessive; the sounds of guns cocking, priming or locking into place is almost deafening save it is drowned out by directions being shouted as the Eurekan cops, Hard Corps. Soldiers and local volunteers move in. Snipers dropping down around edel whilst close range troops fan out in a flanking ring as they charge out to intercept the presumed chinese attack. In their rush many open fire without proper aiming, which in course sets off others and soon it is a firing line of madness.
Kori becomes lost in the confusion of guns firing and people yelling. But there's nothing in sight to make this worth the chaos and it was oonly a waste of ammo at this time. Shi yelled for the shooting to stop, but these people are unable to hear hir, thus hir breath was wasted. Shi had to fiond cover, and quick, until this crapstorm stopped. What a significant impediment to the scouting they were supposed to thwart.
Edel sort of just locks up. With those ears? And all that gunfire? "Why did I think this is a good idea, cripes." She claps an arm over her ears and pulls her goggles down.
the hooded figure has no time to react as blood splatters outwards from her from the four shots "Aaaaah!" they scream out before slumping down into the hole they digged.
Edel keeps her head down, trying to find the supposed 'attackers'. Other than that, she's content to remain on the ground near the snipers which are bound to shoot anything that's a threat, right?
Herma was hit twice on the rump! FUCKING OUCH! but now was not the time to worry about that, Sie had a communist to turn into one of hir mates and bare hir foals! Herma wrapped hir legs around the invaders face, shoved a cock into his or her mouth, and fired a creamy load of semen down that hooded human's throat. "This'll teachy'all ta steal my toys!"
Kori stays on the ground, waiting for the firing to stop. Really that was all shi had as an option. The soldiers ad cops were trigger happy right now. "Damn nutjobs," shi muttered.
"CEASE FIRE! Move in, apprehend the attacker, retrieve the fallen!"
Soldiers and cops swarm in to pick up Herma and carry her to safety, her hide saving her from any lethal harm whilst Harb gets a express trip into stasis, her form freezing up before her head has to deal with the incoming infection.
Those not apart of the combat quickly return to their stations and duties, but the damage was done. One would potential allie was out of the fight and another had been lightly wounded.
Okay, ...FUCK that aint no damn chinese national uniform! This dickhead is a local...toss the remains of that traitorus idiot into chains and we'll let the locals deal with it. The rest of you? Get the fuck out there! The chinese...hell the motherfucking russians know where we are now."
Edel looks over in Kori's direction, slowly standing. "Shall we?"
Herma gloriously neighs, "Sir I can still fight sir... Just need a few bandages Sir yes sir no ma'am!"
The soldier just waves the remaining trio away, not having the patience to handle them at the moment. It seems they are on their own, they can either follow the map or go home for all he cares.
Kori gets up slowly, looking over to where the scream had come. "... Fucking idiot. What the hell is wrong with you?" But orders were orders. Shi had to find some chinese and kick the crap out of them. There were medics here already so this was NOT hir problem."
"Well like most that were transformed on P-day, I lost my incest taboo along with my humanity." Herma pointed out to Kori as if it was no big deal.
Edel scoops up her rifle and takes a deep breath before heading off once more.
Kori walks into the wilderness, glancing at the map and at the ground. "Huh. That's odd..." Shi stops to look at something on the ground. "Yep, they came through here. This way." Shi's got a trail!
Edel turns and skitters after Kori, nodding. "I'll follow your lead."
Herma lets hir ears do all the thinking... mostly because that's all the sense of direction that sie has. If only hir cock pointed magnetic north. then things would be easier. Oh well, at least sie was hearing something.
Indeed, something is heard, unfortunately it is not the sort of thing you want to hear. *ping* and then a dull thump as a grenade is tossed from behind a tree. Hmm, it looks like someone knows your coming ad doesn't approve.
Edel goes wide-eyed. "Oh no. No no no." She doesn't even wait for confirmation of what it is before she dives to the ground, arms over her ears.
Kori makes like a cat, or a monkey, and starts climbing the nearest tree. The jacket flutters with hir movements as shi scales the branches in an attempt to evade the coming explosion and retaliate with a little thrown object of hir own. Well, a crossbow bolt. More energy efficient that way and it doesn't make hir look like an outright freak with a human-ish face.
Herma does the opposite, taking to the air with a counter attack of one of hir personal favorite kinds, wing dust would be perfect for weakening the forces of dictatorships with rudamentry free markets. Their armor was now useless!
Edel yelps loudly as the bomb goes off. She remained safe, for the most part, but her ears once again take the abuse of the sound. "Nnnngh."
The as yet still hidden chinese soldier, reaches for another grenade, the heavy thumping of at least two sets of power armored feet pounding the ground from the east and west as the ambush is being sprung.
Herma the grenade propelled the pegasus thug forward, towards the enemy and sie decided to spin out into a wild swing. herma's hind legs held straight out to colide with the special forces. It would hurt like being hit with a rocket propelled ham. The little pony let out a battle cry to grab all the all the attention "SURPRISE!"
Kori lands with a loud thump, rolling along the roots of the tree. For a moment that crossbow is forgotten, the world is a little spinny. "Bleh.." Shi hisses at Herma, pointing at the sounds of the closest booted feet. "THAT WAY." This needs time, to them shi still seems pretty human in that disguise. Trench coat, shoes... Yeah, that won't last too much longer. Play injured just a little longer. Don't give them a clue that shi's not human anymore. Well genetically shi is, physically..no.
The powersuits raise their hands and in a flash the air is filled with energy pulses as Herma, a small dick laden flying pony earns a crossfire of energy weapons. And amidst it all there is another gentle *ping* and another grenade is flung into the clearing to lend more pressure to the defenders. It seems the chinese really do shoot first and ask questions later.
Edel squeaks. "Not good, not good." She backs up to a tree and pulls her bag close to dig through it for her gravity cannon.
Kori hears a thump, but more importantly the energy weapons firing and pushing back the dimness of the forest floor had more of hir attention. Shi still felt winded from the fall, but this was not going to keep hir from being the group mesmerizer. It was time to mesmerize...with a bright flash of sunburst light and four smaller flares of mystic energy. That guise shi was using was going to have to be shed along with the jacket. Can't well do hir job if shi's deliberately restricting hir little supernatural magic spark. "ALRIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH!"
