Should be a walk in the park2 - RPLOG
Participants
Date
29/4/2013
Log
The murmur of hydra manning radio switchboards, the shouts of armed teams coming and going. This was surely the place covereed in the instructions that were left with the helicopter pilot and the broadcasts and flyers strewn about.
'The chinese were attacking' Those flyers said, though obviously plenty have arrived based off of the people leaving into the woods. The Muster point is empty for a few moments before a large scarred up soldier that looks mostly like a hammered pile of muscle and rage steps up to await the latest group's gathering.
A fennec strolls through the area and stops before Cerris. She stares at him for a moment and stifles a yawn. She certainly isn't dressed for any kind of war. "This is the place, yeah?"
Kori was in the barn when people started yelling about chinese. It didn't take hir long to get out to the muster point on foot at a flat sprint, grabbing a jacket to cover hirself with while assuming a more human form. The jacket was meant to hise those extra bits shi had both above and below, and some shoes (can't go without shoes). For most this would make hir look like a human in baggy clothes. All the better perhaps. But we digress from hir arrival and glowering. This interrupted a food production session and shi is not happy. Nope.
The large soldier frowns as he studies the new arrivals, but says nothing at first. Eventually when he is certain no one else was gonna come stumbling up, he clears his throat and begins speaking with a voice that would make grinding gravel sound like a siren's sweet serendae.
"I'll keep this short and sweet: Our aerial spotters have given us a bead on several groups of chinese soldiers reconoitering in the forest. We've sent other groups out to intercept these scouts and you're next. We can't afford to have any of them escape to give valuable info to their main force where ever the fuck they are, so your orders are simple...None of them can get through or go back. That means dead or alive they must be neutralized on sight. Here is a map with their basic route, move out as soon as you are ready and do what you must, because you can."
Edel glances around and frowns. "Is this all? Oh dear. I came to help and fix things. I didn't actually anticipate having to kill things." A soft sigh escapes from her as she unpacks her laser rifle from her bag.
Herma Flew out of the barn following and then passing Kori to tackle the first soldier sie saw. Hir 14 horsecocks slapping the fool in the face as shi went to interregating him right on the battlefield. Sie had be on edge all day and sie wanted answers to hir new life quest "Wherez all $800,000,000o' mai'wee'poniponiz! I now you commies tookhe to your commie houses of devil worship as sacrafices to Satan who lives in the center of the earth every sunday and in space every other weekday!"
The soldier the horse herm tackled begins to scream "WHOAH WHOAH!" he pants "Calm down, it's me!" panting heavily "It's one of your friends!"
Kori looks at the map, then at the soldier, then the map again. ".... Ignoring the crazy pills for a moment." Eyeing an excited blabbermouth there. "Do these scouts happen to have any air surveilence equipment on them?"
The soldier in question simply palms the head of the tiny winged horse and tosses her away from himself, taking the situation in stride fairly well before wiping his face with the other hand.
"Open your eyes Magoo...that's good enthusiasm, but I'm not a red star wearing chinese soldier. And I'd advise you manage your mind on approach...all reports say they shoot any infected they see on sight, no questions asked. Now if there are no actual questions, I'll be pulse uploading this map to the local comm units and you can follow the course laid in and move out."
Without waiting for a reply, a series of beeps alert incoming navcomm data.
"Only info we have on their equipment is that some of em are in powered armor and they use automatic weapons...you are going to have to ascertain the rest. No flying units have been spotted and they haven't been able to spot most of our spies."
Edel rubs her head. "Ah, well. Hoping for the best, then!" She scuffs her paws on the ground and glances towards the horse.
Herma had hir mouth drop in surprise. Looking at the man's face that was covered in both bruses and jizz. "I'm Not Enthusiasm, I'm Herma. Gitme name right!" Whinned Herma with snort while digging into the ground with a hoof.
A hooded figure can be seen in the distance, crouched down low with some sort of gear in it's hands. Immediatly the figure raises the device and points it towards the soldier and takes aim, ready to fire when the time is right.
Kori examines the maps very closely. This was important. Shi needed landmark references to do what shi was thinking of doing. "Meh. Well we have a long run. They'll hear vehicles coming. And those suits might alert them to thermal signatures from a few hundred yards out. Difficult indeed."
Herma I'm still too large to fit comfortably inside the ass of an invading stright man,.
Herma flies up to the sky and takes to the tip tops of the tallest trees. That would be hir cover as Sie flew from one tree to the next on the way to meet the enemy forces. 'when they come into my sights, there is going to be lots of rapesex. Angry soddomiezing!' Herma thoght as sie held one of hir cocks like a rifle and pumped it.
With nothing of any importance being said, nor any questions being asked, the briefing soldier just stares at the group, hoping desperately that they'll get it together an go off and battle the chinese. But he simply stands there staring at them...and wondering if he shouldn't have their of the forest burned and bombed so they can just start over fresh. "You lot can leave anytime now...."
Edel nods. "Uh, right. Right. Off we go, then." She turns and starts wandering off in the direction she was told to go, quietly musing to herself, "What in the world am I doing here..."
the hooded figure fires a bolt, attempting to shatter the soldier's kneecap. The bolt flies true through the air, whizzing straight for the soon to be handicapped soldier.
Kori twitches hir nose (since shi lacks the kind of ears that can twitch). Humph. Yeah it was time to get a move on. She claps the soldier on the shoulder, pretty hard at that, in passing. "You best go indoors." Its going to get ugly. And from here she takes off at a run while drawing a crossbow from...wait, that jacket had no pockets so where the hell did that thing come from?
For his part, the briefing officer takes it pretty well when a crossbow bolt slams into the ground between his feet. Looking in the direction the attack roughly came from he shouts "Alert alert alert, we are under attack! Unknown assailant all forces respond and neutralize! We must assume the chinese slipped past one of the patrols!"
The hooded figure pulls up a pair of binoculars to examine the targets better "Oh shit...i fucked up..." they note to themselves "Well, time to attempt at sneaking out of this." The figure quickly begins digging frantically at the ground in attempt to hide.
Edel stops in her tracks, ears perking. She readies her rifle and... Throws herself on the ground, trying to reduce her small profile even more.
Kori turns at the yelling. "Fuck." Skidding to a stop, shi changes direction abruptly. Which way? Well its hard to tell. Nobody said what direction to go. Ohgoddamnit. Listen! Strain your ears. What can shi hear...besides people going nuts.
