The EMT Ambulance Initiative Pt. 1 - RPLOG
Participants
Date
2/12/2023
Log
Madison Wolfwood stands at the front of the assembled group with arms crossed
over her cobbled together power armor. "Alright, I think that'll do it. Hello,
everyone. I'm better known for my ability to fix cars than people, but that's why
I'm here today. The powers that be want to get some more formal training for
driving cars so that the EMT service can operate better than two idiots hauling a
stretcher across town. Especially since many of you have never even been behind
the wheel. Go ahead and introduce yourselves, I can wait.
Nyazuli coughed to clear her throat before declaring, "Hey, Nyazuli's
the name. Pretty sure I know some of you guys" She nods at Booker and Umeko
before continuing "I'm pretty sure I must have misread the quest, I don't know
how to drive, only ride at best. Hopefully it's not too different, otherwise I'll
be happy to help you guys on secondary tasks" She smiles awkwardly, looking
toward Booker.
The lizard waved to Wolfwood. "Glad to see I made it.." He looked down
at the karts. "So uhh... driving practice?" Booker glanced around at the others
before looking over the kart. He squeezed a wheel. He looked over the steering
wheel. "Where'd y'all even find these?" He twisted the steeringwheel, watching
the wheels turn. He was a bit impressed they seemed to be in working order.
Ysadora waves at everyone with a smile, two more hands pulling lengths
of black hair from her mascara-smeared eyes as she does so. "I'm Ysadora, a
newish agent at RSX. My hobbies are spooking people, tickling ferals, and teasing
Booker. I've uh...never driven a car before, but how hard can it be?" She appears
to think for a moment, before looking down over her white shroud to the
disembodied feet below. They appear to be floating a few centimeters above the
ground. "Assuming I can reach the pedals, that is. Anyway, nice to meet those of
you I haven't already!"
Umeko grinned and gave a wave to the people that she knew before looking
around at the vehicles, giving a whistle. "Hey there! I'm Umeko, pleasure to meet
you all, though I already know some of you. I actually know how to drive already
and have a mobile home, but this sounds like fun, and fun to watch..."
Pteryx looks up from the comm he's been tapping on. "Hey, I had
to be here. I'm Pteryx, I fly over buildings and forests to grab people usually.
These... cars? Sure don't look as flexible as wings... or drones. These are what
were using now?"
After that explanation, Mads smirks lightly. "But I also know some of
ya were expectin' to use your medical expertise. You might be disappointed, but
don't worry. The importance of driving like a sane person will come into play."
Wolfwood Nods and gestures to the two-seater go-karts. "Saved these
beauties from a wrecked state fair. Swapped their engines out for electric ones
and they run like the day they were made. As for why we're here! As I thought,
basically none of you have set foot in a car before. Well, that's changing. See,
with the roads in working order, we can afford to have more rapid transit of
injured to medical centers if need be. Unfortunately, driving is a lost art.
Luckily for you, I can drive like a pro. I'm going to be giving driver's ed
classes more frequently going forward, but as all've ya'll are interested in
helping the EMT push, I'm startin' here. These things are pretty slow. Won't go
in excess of 30 MPH...but that's intentional. I'd rather not have anyone crashing
and breaking shit. We're going for a basic drive from here to the RSX building.
Two people per car. One person drives, the other plays navigator.
Nyazuli scratched her chin for a few moments before declaring, "You
humans are weird, that's the definition of what wings are for. Are you sure you
don't want me to bite you real quick instead? No? well, guess I'll just copilot,
although..." She looks at the size of the door and then at herself, "That's a bit
small, isn't it? I can probably squeeze in the back and do some magic though if
that's fine? Booker, wanna do a reptile team?"
Booker looked at Nyazuli. "Sure, Just a warning I haven't driven in...
ever?" He laughed, He walked around to one of the two-seater's driver seats.
"Well we can just hop in." He slid into the seat, clipping up the seatbelt. "I
guess you could uhh.. kinda sit on the middleish... I recommend getting as low as
possible so we arent too top-heavy... no offense..." He slid over in his seat a
bit so the large dragon could straddle the whole kart. "Hopefully we dont flip."
He started to toy with the controls infront of him.
Ysadora glides up to one of the karts and runs a pair of hands over its
chassis. "A race to RSX, huh?" A race might not have been explicitly mentioned,
but there's a fiery glint in Ysadora's eye. "Pteryx! You wanna drive? I'm pretty
good at navigating, and if those drones you mentioned support us, I bet we'd have
a pretty good chance of beating Booker's team."
Pteryx Stares at the... car? "Yeah, I rather not end up a patient. You
drive, drones can look overhead."
Wolfwood chortles at everyone's reactions. "I'll go over why having a
car based EMT system is appealing once we reach RSX. Just keep in mind that I've
arranged to have...obstacles that an ambulance driver might encounter here. But,
considering how heavy an ambulance is, you aren't allowed to fly off with the
gokart or carry it off. Keep it on all four years. Any questions?"
Umeko looked at one of the karts curious if she could squeeze in and
trying to do so. "Hmm, I wonder if there's any bigger ones... Also wonder if I
should navigate instead, but uh, I guess most people here lack experience and
that seems a little... dangerous..." she said, thinking aloud before calling out.
"If anybody needs a partner, feel free to come over!"
Nyazuli shifted left and right trying to fit properly in the kart
without squeezing her partner too much, she was about to start her scounting
routine before noticing that Wolfwood wasn't participating. She declared, "oh uh,
Umeko, wanna join us? it's a bit tight in there but you can sit on my lap if you
want" While waiting for her to decide, she just focused to sharpen her senses,
all six of them, in preparation for her very important navigator role! In
addition, she thought about some fun that could be had and slowly got to work
discretely conjuring bananas...
Booker turns on the gokart after locating the ignition. "Oh okay." He
revs the gokart slightly. "Sounds nice.." He turned the wheel, watching the front
wheels waggle at his manipulations. He patted Nyazuli's lap. "Umeko! We got uhh..
space..." He laughed. "If you dont wanna drive all by yourself!" He slowly drove
the gokart toward umeko. He weaved the gokart on the way there. "I recall a
looong time ago hearing about 'warming up tires'"
Ysadora slides her small frame easily into the driver's seat of the
go-kart. She slips a pair of gloves over her primary hands and sets them on the
wheel. "I wish I had like, sunglasses. Or a helmet. Or something to keep my hair
out of my eyes. Oh well, we work with what we've got." With a third hand, she
pats the seat next to her. "Hop in, Pteryx. We'll leave those big lugs in our
dust."
Pteryx slides slowly into the gokart, still unsure of the whole
contraption. He sets some of his drones to fly overhead to scan the course.
Umeko blushed a little at Nyazuli's offer, and happily came over to join
as she climbed into the dragoness's lap. "Sounds good to me~ Might be a tight fit
but I don't really need the driving experience. It'll definitely be fun to see
how this goes too!" She leaned forward to speak to Booker, "You said did drive
before right? Well, even if it's been a long time... Probably better off than the
rest I'm guessing."
Wolfwood Gestures to the road ahead. "There's a set route you'll need
to follow, but it's the fastest route to RSX. Expect more than just empty roads.
I'll be following behind you in my truck. Any questions before we start?
Booker lets the kart roll up next to Ysadora's "Hope you skipped dinner,
so you're ready to eat our dust!" He gripped the steeringwheel. He laughed
loudly as he waggled the steeringwheel again. He leaned back whispering to Umeko
and Nyaz, "Hold on tightly~ We're winnin this thing." He watched the wheels as he
turned the wheel. He studied the sensitivity of the steering. "Wolfwood... we're
ready!"
As soon as Wolfwood was out of sight, Nyazuli started nibbling on one
of the sneaky bananas, and activated a divination to get some advance notice on
the danger she wouldn't otherwise catch with her keen eyes. She handed over one
banana to Umeko, winking "potassium, remember to share with the other team" She
then took an aerodynamic stance and kept her eyes open for an opportunity to
spice things up
Ysadora hits the ignition and revs up her idling go-kart. "No questions
here! Pteryx, if your drones spot a better route than what's been suggested,
lemme know. We'll take every risk we can to give us an edge." She looks across at
the other kart and directs a cocky smirk at Booker.
Pteryx taps on his comms and has the drones do a little bee waggle dance
midair.
Umeko laughed a bit as she received the banana. "I remember seeing
something like this way back in the day... Wonder if it actually works in real
life though... Guess we can find out~" she said softly before peeling the banana.
Taking a little taste of it curiously as she snuggled up against Nyazuli's lap
while looking around and waiting for the the right moment to share the snack.
Pteryx duct tapes some of his drones on to the gokart for extra view
from the comms.
Snorts a quiet laugh, then turns to get to her truck. "Go ahead,
folks. I'll see you at RSX."
Booker floors the pedal, his wheels chirping a bit as he sits back in
the seat. He continues straightens the wheel. The gokart starting to speed
forward. He dodged a pothole in the road as he continued down the street in the
kart. He yelled to umeko. "this is fun! I still kinda remember how to drive..."
He squinted as there was no wind-screen.
Pteryx coughs a bit as their form swaps as it has a thousand times, into
that of a blue gryphon. He glances at his changing form mildly annoyed then
returns to checking stats on his comms.
Nyazuli accompanied Booker's start with a knightly "Onward, to
victory!". before digging into her memory of the city, trying to think about any
possible shortcuts while focusing on the road for obstacles, she was unimpressed
by the speed they were going at, as it's a fraction of what she's used to fly at,
but the fact that the kart was vibrating as if it was about to fall apart does
make it feel more impressible than it actually is.
Ysadora slams her pedal down, accelerating as fast as she can to
a...sedate 25 miles per hour. "Can't this thing go any faster?" she shouts over
the rumble of the frame. "I thought the whole point of cars was that they go
zoom." She squints at Booker's overloaded kart ahead of them as the wind streams
her wild hair back like a black web. "What's our best route, Pteryx? Hey, are you
mutating while I'm talking to you? Focus! I'd rather not stay behind these hulks.
They could spin us out with a whip of their tails or wings or...other
appendages."
Umeko giggled over to Booker, "Doing good so far! We're ahead of them
too, just focus on the road for now and hopefully it'll be smooth sailing all the
way!" She looked back and saw the others a bit distracted as one of them was
shifting, so she decided now might be a good time to deploy the secret weapon.
She waited until Booker avoided the pothole before doing an exaggerated flop as
she said, "Oh no, I dropped my POTASSIUM!" as she tossed the banana peel out of
the kart and onto the road, hopefully presenting a bit of a double obstacle. She
reached into her pocket to pull out an granola bar she originally planned to eat,
though it was going to soon become fuel for more bananas.
Suddenly, as the three person team is moving along, a shopping kart
with a mannequin on it slides out from an alleyway! There is a sign on it that
reads "PEDESTRIAN W/ DEATH WISH". It's moving right into the path of the vehicle!
The driver will have to be on top of things to not hit it...unfortunately, a
bunch of drones are moving in a manner that Booker's brain has decided is sexual
and has their attention for this brief moment.
Booker grabs onto umeko's leg as he twisted the wheel to the right,
barely missing the shopping kart. He twisted it back as he quickly glanced back.
"Fuckin karts!" He returned his eyes to the road. "Nyaz! How's our position
lookin!?" He yelled out over the whine of the engine. "Also, flap them wings for
SPEEEEEED!" He hunched over the steering wheel a bit, focusing on the road
instead of the little lewd bots. He returned his other hand to the steering
wheel. "sorry, didnt wanna roll outta the kart."
Seeing as the first obstacle was coming up and they were still ahead,
Nyazuli decided to toss her banana peel right as they narrowly avoided the
"PEDESTRIAN W/ DEATH WISH" At the same time, she declared confidently "Still
ahead by a little, two potassium bombs on the road to report so far, but that's
for them to deal with, not us. Also, no flapping unless we're behind, you ain't
controlling that rolling coffin if I start, on the other hand, if you're about to
shave something close, I can probably blow up one obstacle over the duration the
course, just scream and I'll take that as an arson request. Umeko, you good? you
seem distracted"
Umeko shouted "Oh my god Booker, look out for the pedestr- Oh good he's
safe." before they got out of the way, before she looked down and began to do
some very complicated banana maximizing computations in her head as she tried to
figure out how to spread the granola bar across as many banana peels as she could
with nanomagic... "Yeah yeah, give me a second, I'm trying to make something..."
she said to Nazuli as she began to focus, leaving the navigation to them for a
moment as she began to reshape the biomass into something else, something much
more yellow and slippery...
Umeko manages to make several bananas that are nearly frictionless!
Unfortunately actually gripping them is kind of difficult and they will need to
spend the remainder of this turn preparing them.
While car 1 was successful, car 2 has a new challenge on the approach!
A similar kart has come out to block their path, but the tossed banana leads the
kart to bump the wheel and make it turn to start wheeling in the same direction
down the right side of the road. There is another banana peel on the left side
that can be avoided but it might be a little tricky.
Pteryx stares at his comms in disbelief. "Bananas? What in tarnations is
this poppycock!" He commands the drones to fly over the banana peels and
highlight them with lasers in dark red, a clear warning to avoid.
Ysadora screeches to the side as a second deathwish kart bursts out
from the side. With her eyes narrowed, she manages to swerve around the newcomer,
but is about to hit the banana! Fortunately, the timely Banana Notification from
Pteryx allows her to slam the wheel back to the other side and whip the kart
through the narrow gap between oncoming vehicle and simian road hazard. "Nice
catch! But we can't let them have all the fun!" Pushing the engine for all it's
worth, Ysadora climbs up to a breezy 30 mph and attempts to get close enough to
the other kart to give them a hazard of her own. In one of her extra hands, eerie
mists congeal into the shape of a thin disk of ice, about a pound in weight,
which she prepares to fling at the other group's wheels!
To make matters even more crazy, the rear tires of the first car are
now spinning wildly as ice covers them and any concept of traction is lost! While
steering is unaffected, trying to gain or reduce speed is now hampered!
What comes next is chaotic and makes Wolfwood, who is trailing behind,
facepalm at the madness unfolding. The bananas, being nearly frictionless, slide
in all directions and don't stop once they hit the road. If this was Mario kart,
Umeko would have effectively just dumped a bunch of green shells on the ground.
As chaotic as they are, one of the peels bounces off of a stray bin and goes
soaring ahead towards a kart merging onto the road. There is a butch as hell Ram
at the wheel dressed comically as an old lady who hits the peel and immediately
finds his own kart spinning in circles in the left lane.
Seeing as the other kart got awefuly close and the driver was busy
trying to sabotage them, instead of focusing on the road, Nyazuli swung her tail
at the unattended wheel of the other kart, hoping to send them away from them,
and ideally into the sidewalk. She declared to Umeko, "They did something to the
back wheels, can you try having a look, I'll keep them away!"
Booker, in a moment of inspiration and, perhaps, watching too many bad
movies, spins the wheel of the car and takes advantage of the reduced road
friction to begin to drift. In a glorious moment of slow motion, everyone
involved stares in amazement as the four seater go-kart drifts around the
spinning Ram granny. The kart's front tires scream as the rubber grips the rough
road. This would have been a moment for the books. Unfortunately, after passing
the granny, the drifting does not stop. Instead, now there are TWO vehicles
spinning wildly in the middle of the road and four people likely getting motion
sick.
Booker feels cool as hell as he drifts around the granny, doing a single
fingergun at them as they slide past, and keep sliding... and keep on sliding. He
clutches the wheel. "Might have gone a bit too much!" He glanced back at the iced
wheel. "I blame that!" He white-knuckled the wheel as the ass-end of the kart
slid around to the front. He twisted the wheel to hopefully regain control.
Thankfully for all involved, Umeko's quick thinking got nanites fast
at work at compensating the wheel rotation with the iced wheels, but it still
leads to the car being at a standstill facing the wrong direction. At least the
car isn't spinning anymore...or crashed.
Umeko panicked as the ultra slippery bananas flew everywhere, as she
futilely to grab onto her wonderous creations, though destiny had other plans as
they slipped from her fingers and slid off into fates unknown... Which apparently
involved a random bystander as all hell broke loose. She peeked down at the wheel
and began to focus and control the surrounding nanites to try and help get the
kart under control as Booker decided to drift which caused her to yell out,
"BOOKER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU ARE BREAKING THE KART BOOKER!"
It took a moment for the tire to get under control and the brakes to stabilize
with the help of the nanomagic, but she couldn't compensate for his driving
skills as he lost control after the drift, though at least they were safe...
for now.
Ysadora grins wickedly under her curtain of hair as she prepares to
slam the pedal and burst through the chaos. Then, with a quick glance over to the
second seat, the calming presence of her partner finally breaks through. The
nanites in her brain wind down, and Ysadora presses the brake gently until they
straighten out and come to a stop in the middle of the impossible skating bananas
and with the incorrigible spinning Booker a safe distance away. "Whew, that was
close. I thought maybe we could gun it through, but that's probably not a good
idea. Uh... Pteryx, is there a way around this mess, or...?"
Pteryx clutches their seatbelt, shaking like a leaf and holding their
comm for dear life. Despite his current state of trauma, his next action is to
examine everyone around him to see if the crash hurt anyone severely enough to
require medical attention. All the racers seem intact... physically, though the
ram to the side has sustained enough damage for gastronomic expulsion.
A loud honk from Wolfwood's large pick-up truck cuts through the air
and she calls out, "Everyone, stop your damn karts! Fucking hell, what does this
look like to you?! Mario Kart?! Do ya'll even know what that is?! AGH!" As
everyone, save the spinning Ram kart, has stopped, she pulls up and hops out of
her truck to try and figure out how to stop the frictionless banana fueled spin.
"Somebody help me get them out! Christ...well, at least I know what I'm working
with..."
After hearing the honk, Nyazuli, realizing they might have messed up
big time, Jumped out of the kart, using a single wing thrust to gain the
necessary height and canceled her shrinking spell, more than doubling in size in
the time it took to land, shaking the ground and damaging the pavement under her
slightly. With her magnified reach, she went to reach for the spinning vehicle
and grabbed it, stopping it in its course. She delicately lifted it to prevent
further chaos resulting from the frictionless bananas. She then looked down on
the rest of the merry band, their spinned out kart and their opponent's banana
covered one, realizing that people might have gotten severely injured. She
declared in one, bellowing breath, "I guess we aren't getting certified today"
Booker hopped out of the kart as it stopped. "Certified DRIFTERRR" He
did a little dance before making uncomfortable eyecontact with Umeko. "Uh yeah...
oopsie..." He glanced toward Nyazuli as He looked at Wolfwood. "I think my
driving was pretty goood..." He chuckled as he approached where the kart had
been, using his tail to sweep up the bananas. "Is the ram okay?" He attempted to
look, but Nyazuli was currently lifting it.
Ysadora slips out of her own kart. "Looks like there was no clear
winner, but we did alright, Pteryx. Pleasure to drive with you." She raises her
voice, "You hear that, Booker? We're calling this a draw!" As Ysadora speaks, two
of her hands float out and clamp around a banana as it spins by. She juggles it
in the air for a moment, frictionless fruitflesh sliding around in her grip.
Umeko looked around to see what was going on, and after both of the karts
were stopped and the extra spinning kart was under control, she got out and gave
a sigh. "Well, at least everyone seems to be alright, hopefully that person up
there too." She went to try and careful grab a banana, trying to hold it by that
bit of the stem up top to slip it into her jacket pocket and zip it up to safely
contain such a strange phenomenon for future culinary research. "We actually did
alright until the very end, but at least we didn't crash so I'll give you points
for that." she said to Booker.
Pteryx in contrast to their driver looks harrowed. Shakily exiting the
kart yet trying to avoid touching it. "These "cars," they, they ain't as
trustworthy as your own two wings..." Stepping out he fails to notice a banana
under his foot and slips over. "And, and these! Bananas!" In a rioting rage he
taps on his comms. The drones gather up what bananas they can find and pile them.
" If I never see those yellow horns ever again it'll be too soon." A particularly
unstable drone charges for the pile, and blows up.
With the RSX building now in sight, Wolfwood seems to be bringing
everything back around to why drivers were even needed. "The nice thing about an
ambulance is that while you're transporting someone, you can have people in the
back providing immediate care. With the roads as in great shape as they are,
there's not much reason to not have a few of them ready to haul people around."
It doesn't take long as the team reaches RSX to see what Wolfwood want to show
them. A fully restored ambulance is parked outside. If driving a go-kart could be
as chaotic as that, it makes sense she'd want to start things off small to prove
how important training was. "There's just not many people that know how to get a
hunk of machinery like this from point A to point B safely. It's hoped that once
we get these ferrying the injured around, we can make life a little bit less
hellish for those working at medical centers."
Wolfwood exhales and looks around. "I'll send someone from my shop to
collect the karts and my truck. To be honest, I was expecting this to be a bit of
a mess. Not like this, but ya city folk do have a habit of surprisin' me." She
motions for everyone to follow and leads them to RSX both to show them something
as well as get the Ram some treatment for extreme nausea. As she walks, she
starts to explain why a push to get vehicle based EMT's was even being pushed
for. "A big issue we have with providin' care to folk that need it is the trip to
a medbay or whatever. There's plenty of ways to get people to a doctor quickly,
of course. Giant kaiju or flyers for instance, but the trouble is that,
sometimes, someone needing treatment needs to be monitored on the trip. Nanites
are great at keeping people stable, sure, but sometimes the nanites keeping
someone stable without intervention just prolongs the suffering until they get
proper treatment."
Pteryx seems to not be in a stable state of mind, looking at the
ambulance almost with suspicion. "T-thanks for s-showing us the ropes, but
that... those things, they're for other people... I'll be sticking to my own
wings."
Ysadora squints at the refurbished ambulance. "This must have taken a
lot of effort to get into working shape. I'm probably not the best person to
drive one of these things, if Pteryx's reaction is any measure." She laughs. "We
don't want injured agents reacting like that before they get to safety, do we?"
Umeko whistled as she saw the shiny restored ambulance, heading straight
towards it to touch and admire it while getting a better look. "This thing looks
real nice, did you do the work on fixing it up? I might have to help out a bit
with the driving to try it out sometime while more people work on their driving
lessons... These would definitely help out a lot for sure in getting people the
help they need fast, plus you can take all sorts of equipment straight to
them..."
Nyazuli was quietly listening to Wolfwood while slowly restoring her
shrinking spell, trying to get back to a more convenient size over a few minutes,
"Makes sense, it still feels like a typical human way of thinking though. I'm
sure a balanced mutant party could do the same job as a vehicle containing a
medic" She sigh, "Well, I guess we just each have our ways uh? I'd still
recommend at least one magic user for your emergency vehicle though, if you can
find any"
Booker walked over and slapped the hood of the ambulance. "I bet i can
drift this bad boy Soooooooooooo good!" He paused, his hand sliding off of it.
"That and getting people help fast..." He chuckled. "Yeah you'll want a pretty
experienced driver for this bad boy." He shrugged. "If you can't find someone
I'll do it.." He gave wolfwood a wink.
Pteryx overhears Booker's comment and backs away even further from the
ambulance.
Wolfwood glares at Booker and shoots an accusing finger at him. "You
aren't getting into one of these without a heaping load of training and a promise
to never try and drift one."
Some time later, Madison finds herself face to face with the RSX representative
that sponsored the event. To say he is fuming is an understatement.
"Are you trying to make me look like a joke? Your little demonstration barely
got half way before it imploded in on itself!
Wolfwood laughs softly and shrugs. "To be honest, it went only a tad bit worse
than I was expectin'! Weaponized bananas was definitely not on my list of things
that could go wrong. Still, I'd call it a success.
The rep stares back at her with disbelief. The silent demand for an explanation
did not go unnoticed.
With a sigh, Wolfwood speaks up. "Look, it's been ages since most people in this
city have driven in a car let alone drove one. Sure, Zephyr's got those cute
electric cars, but so many mutants are used to flying or running around at
high speeds that I'm not sure many bother. Now imagine if we just introduced
the idea of ambulances and asked for volunteers? I was kind of banking on
showing how much an ambulance could make things harder...even if it was
an overall benefit.
Unimpressed, the older gentleman crosses his arms and waits to see where
she's going with this.
"Basically, if the city wants to get the ambulance program off the ground?
It's going to need better funding. The training alone is going to need a
dedicated course to work with to get people comfortable driving a
normal sized car, let alone a five ton beast. You wanted to know what
this was going to take. Well, here you go."
The room is silent for a few moments as the RSX rep raps his fingers on
the desk. "Alright. I can't agree with your methods, but I can at least
agree that simply launching this willy nilly is going to lead to disaster.
Let me make a few calls and we'll see if we can't work out a fully structured
training program. Thank you for volunteering as a driving instructor, by
the way. Your input will be absolutely INVALUABLE, I'm sure."
Madison, not having signed up to take on a side job like that, starts to
speak up but is immediately shut down. "After the sideshow you allowed to
happen with my name attached, I don't want to fucking hear it."
Defeated and not willing to burn any bridges with RSX, the young human exhales
and waves a hand in defeat. "Alright, alright, alright...let's do this then.
And so a budding ambulance program was born!
To imagine, all it took was two go-karts and weaponized super bananas.
