Cult of Coyote Vulpine Hit - RPLOG
Participants
Date
4/8/2013
Log
On the edge of Fairhaven a stuffy fellow stood in a suit and dark glasses. He'd put out a contract for four security personell to escort him on his way out of Fairhaven. He seemed a little nervous, his big vulpine ears twitching to and fro, his tail nervous. He was one kind of dark-faced fox or another, with big eyes and a skinny frame. He was standing opposite his small Jeep Cherokee from the NUTS outpost, legs tense, ready to jump in at any moment.
Edel shuffles along the city streets, hood up as she makes her way towards the designated meeting point. When she arrives, she eyes over the jeep, first, before looking to its owner. "This is, uh, the place, right? You're the one that needed the help?"
Morten walks along the street, sighing and looking up at the sky, lost in her thoughts, she snaps back to reality as she arrives at the meeting up point, she looks around before seeing the jeep, she makes her way over and smirks at the large vulpine ears of the suited fellow... she wanders close and asks, "Your the one looking for help right?" she asks, smiling as she suddenly notices Edel and offers a wave.
Miranai was walking out toward the wastelands to continue scavaging when she noted the the large fox with a jeep. She looks it over a few times and wonders a moment, "Where did.. how.. huh?" she asks and looks over and over again. Eventually though she decides to just ask, "Where did this come from.. umm.. how did you get it working?" she seems more interested in the jeep then anything else, hardly even noticing Edel and Morten. Looking over the taur, she is massive! Likely not to fit anywyay.....
Aescher turns a corner and observes the gathering with a little twitch before making his way over, rifle slung over his shoulder and head down. When the golden rat is confident he's close enough to the group the plump rodent offers the gathering a shy wave and starts to quietly kick at the dirt.
The fox is jumpy at the first one that comes up to him. He slicks back the fur atop his head, and brushes imaginary dirt off his suit jacket. Pinstripes make him seem taller than he is. He loves over at his ragtag bodyguards and sighs. "Payment will be rendered once we head far east enough to my dropoff point." he says with all the emotion of a well-trained businessman. "So... Are you all here to take up the contract?" He glances sideways at Miranai, the huge taur, looking -it- over with a little disdain.
Edel raises her brow at the foxtaur, before her attention is brought back to the fox in the suit. "I suppose so, yes! I was just looking for something to break up the boredom!" Though she doesn't recognize Morten, she gives a polite nod, regardless.
Morten looks over the foxtaur and blinks, "Bloody hell.." she states quietly before shaking her head and looking at the group, she nods to the suited fellow and raises an eyebrow as he seems to almost look at the foxtaur with a bit of hatred.. she shrugs it off and rolls her eyes at Edel, "Edel comon.. i change so often you'd think you would get used to seeing me different.." she states with a smile.
Miranai looks over the fox and headtilts, payment, she wasn't here for payment, but the jeep, that held her interest, "Umm... could I.. even fit in there?" She asks. WHile she doesn't look very strong the tech she is carrying looks more then impressive, twin rifles, pulse energy, nanite, solar, and battery powered. She also has a heavy pack full of.. somehting. She looks at everyone looking at ther, "What... did... I do something wrong?" she asks in a very timid voice, and seems to try and make herself shrink away a bit... though that does little to make her seem any less... huge.
"This should be interesting." Aescher mutters to himself. The rat nods at Morten as he recognizes her and pads his closer to the talakai, trying to keep his eyes and ears on all the different people around him. Especially the odd, over-sized taur who's so damn curious about the jeep. "So... where are we going exactly?" The rodent asks, voice squeaky and shakey at the same time.
The fox doesn't like how the huge taur is eyeing his jeep. He frowns, leaning closer to it. "I don't know, but you'll find a way if you want to get paid. Now, you're all here for the bodyguard job, right? ...Right?" He rubs the back of his neck nervously. "Come on, it's getting late."
Edel scratches at one of her ears through the fabric of her hood before moving towards the jeep. "Ah, a lot of people change. Doesn't make it any easier for me to recognize them. My apologies if I do not remember." She shakes her head at Miranai. "I do not believe you've done anything wrong. I'm Edel, by the way. Or Eddie. Unless you're a changed person that's stringing me along, too, I don't believe we've met!"
Morten frowns at the suited man and rolls her eyes, "Yes we are... why would be here otherwise?" she asks before turning back to Edel, "Morti hun.. im morti.. comon, where's the love?" she asks with a grin, folding her arms behind her head and looking up at the sky, she lets out a soft sigh as she stare's into the heavens..
Miranai walks around the jeep a few times, and is determined to get a better look at it.. but later. "I.. umm.. I'm Miranai.. Umm..." and she looks far too shy to say or do much. As the Fox talks about the job and the need to move, she gets back to the back of it, "I.. umm.. I'm sorry if I did something wrong.." she says with a slight whimper, evidently her huge size and sizes are mostly for show the person inside them more like a scared puppy. She sighs a moment, "Umm.. someone is going to have to help me move the seats so.. I can umm.. c.. climb in." she says, not only huge but also quite along in a pregnancy.
Well since everbody else is sharing names. The rat clears his throat before introducing himself, "Uh, Aescher. My name, that is." All this standing around talking is making the rat all the more tail wringingly anxious and twitchy. He came here to get paid, not be a social butterfly after all. And what is it that appently makes butterflies so social by reputaion anyways? The rat is stuck in that train of thought for a moment before his dishy ears he catch the tail end of Miranai's seat request with a little flick. And so, like a proper gentle-rat, he walks over to the jeep and starts putting the seats down for the taur to fit, since she's so inclined to come along.
The fox's demeanor was mirroring the rat's. The longer they all waited, the closer he was to his demise, as if he could feel Death's yellow eyes on his neck. He gestures to the doors, frowning. "Hurry up. We have to get going now, and if you all don't load up I'm going to leave without you, and none of you will be getting any money. Into the car, or on top, whatever. Hurry up."
Edel hops into the jeep with a nod, adjusting her equipment so that she may properly seat herself. "Sounds good to me. I came here to do something fun, and standing around isn't doing it. Good to see you again, though, Morten. You're different. In more than just form."
Morten blinks and shrugs, "About time, lets get a move on then" she states climbing into the Jeep and moving along as to take as little space as possible, she leans back and looks at Edel, "Good to see you too and im so glad you noticed!.. " she states with a smirk, looking back at the foxtaur and raising an eyebrow, "huh... think the jeep can handle this much weight?" she asks the suited fox.
After the seats are lowered, loads in her pack, the... settles into the jeep herself. It is a tight fit to leave the few seats up that are up, but she manged. The whole jeep shifts back as her conceterable bulk is put into it. She lays down, breasts still sticking out passed the first few seats. "I'm... I'm ... ready." she says.
Aescher tilts his head as everybody files into the jeep. Where to fit a somewhat plump rat who highly values his personal space? The rat eventually settles on the middle row, right next to Morten and trying to avoid Mira's breasts hanging over the seat.
The fox gets in the driver's seat, and turns the key. The engine sputters to life after a few cranks. Anyone with vehicular knowledge can tell his starter is going bad, and he needs a tune-up. But it seems to be firing fairly evenly. They begin into motion, and go up onto the highway.
Winding along, they eventually come to the fork in the road. The fox goes to drive to the southeast, still going. "Almost there-- Wait." He stops, and peers. "What..."
There's the glint of something far off in a tree. Something... A glint...
BANG. The pavement near the front driver's side explodes. BANG, again, this time to the right. "SHIT!" He puts the rustbucket into reverse, and makes the most perfect three-point turn he's ever made in his life. Of course this'd jostle everyone inside... BANG. The shot enters the back window and goes through the side, though too close to the edge to hurt anyone, aside from flying glass. He speeds, and at the fork, takes the detour.
"Fuck, it's really true, the fuckers really hired someone to kill me!" he snarls as he guns it down the unrepaired road.
Edel gives a startled yelp and cradles her rifle, flicking the safety off and reaching up under her hood to pull her goggles down over her eyes. "I didn't expect to be dealing with armed, sane people. This got more interesting, certainly! Who's trying to kill you?"
Morten shout out angrily as the jeep shakes and bumps along the road, "Bloody fricking hell.." she states unhappily, lowering her head as bullets fly past, stray shots hitting the car, she looks over to Edel and rolls her eyes, "A strange shifty man asks you to protect him in his rustbucket of a car and you -didnt- expect to get attacked by someone? really?" she asks with a grin, almost enjoying her own sence of humor before slumping back to avoid anymore stray bullets.
Miranai yips loudly, and tries again to make herself smaller, but, that is no good! The round nearly hits her in the ass! All the bouncing around makes her jiggle and jostle a great great deal, yipping like mad as her breasts start to spill and leak their motherly load all over the van! Huge mamories leaking a constant stream of the nutritant rich fluid, Mira cowering slightly, almost in a panic from all that is going on.
There's a lot of squeaking coming from Aescher as bullets whiz by and he's bounced around the inside of the jeep. The rat sadly forgot to put on his seatbelt. He's sort of tucked into a ball, head down, and hands being used to cover it. And is that... what in the hell? The smell of breast milk is not an unfamiliar thing to the rat. Who's whining plaintively as it gets onto his fur, clothes, and generally everwhere. Can't things ever go simply? Or well at all?
The fox curses loud as he tries to keep the jeep under control on the rapidly degrading road. "I hope you fuckers are professionals, because this fucker sure is! God. God damnit!" He snarls loud. "Oh, and, I really resent that remark!" to Morten.
The road goes on, for awhile, until it just stops. To the left, a trail north into the hills, and to the right, a path down into the woods. He stops the car. "Fuck, I don't think we can go on. Man. There's an old farm a few miles to the east near the highway, I need to get there in one piece or you won't get paid. There's someone there that can help me."
As he's talking, though, something beeps... A phone ringing. "What's that? Whose cellphone- Aw, shit."
Just then, there's an explosion, loud, to the north side of the road where the path is. The Cherokee is lifted into the air a bit, and tumbles onto its side, all the windows busting from one side to the other.
Edel starts to swear and curse with enough colour to make a sailor blush. Some of it doesn't even make sense. The word 'kraken' is thrown around a few times, but it comes to a stop when the bomb goes off. And then starts up again as she pulls herself out of the wreckage, sporting several new holes in her clothes and her body. "They ruined my clothes again! Son of a... I'm going to kill every single one of them!" She scoots to the side of the vehicle, using it for cover as she checks over her sniper.
Morten sits back rather calmly in the truck before she hears the phone ring and her eyes widen as she looks as if shes having an aneurysm, one the car is done crashing to its side she climbs out of the wreckage and dusts herself off, cricking her neck before looking at Edel and raising an eyebrow at her as she yells about her clothes "Yeah thats it, shout and let them know we're not dead and they need to try harder.." she states sarcastically..
Miranai yelps out again! As she hears the phone ring though, her left eye starts glowing, trying to track the source as quickly as she can.... that is till the car starts rolling! Milk.. blood, scrapes, bruses.. everywhere.. everywhere! WHen it is finally done she tries to open up the door in the back and get out... wondering if it will open.
The rat is... not faring nearly as well as Edel and Morten. Aescher is squeaking and crying loudly as he clutches at his left side. Or rather he's attempting to clutch his left everything. His side, his leg, his arm, his face, his now missing left ear. He manages to gather himself enough to try and crawl out unassisted though, finding a path out of the wrecked jeep and getting up against the side of it. There's bleeding all along his left side, his ears are ringing, and this day is officially terrible.
The fox tries to kick the door open but to no avail. He snarls again, and crawls out the broken windshield. He looks around, seeing nothing at all, but the small crater where the bomb was. "Fuck, that made me go back to Baghdad for a minute." He holds his arm for a minute, before he throws off his suit jacket, revealing the bullet-proof vest he's wearing 'neath it, the same blue as his shirt. "Well, there we go. Good thing I held onto this...." He looks around again. "We need to get moving. Anyone who can't follow is getting left." He moves to the south edge of the road, the edge of the forest. "We have to move, they're more organized than we thought..."
Edel shoots a look at Morten. "Drop the attitude. I'm not in the mood for it." She adjusts her goggles and stands. Her short nature means she's still concealed behind the cover of the jeep. "Lead the way, I guess. Who is it that's after you, and why? No need to stop and talk, you can explain as you go. The more I know about who we're dealing with, the easier it'll be for me to stop them."
Morten coughs and wipes the last of the specks of glass from her fur as she looks over the ruins of the jeep, turning to the suited man she shakes her head, "Who's we?.. " she asks, not expecting an answer, she sighs as he makes his way off, edel snapping at her and following on.. "Oh sure, get mad at me not the blokes who just tried to blow us up.." she states before looking back to the jeep and the foxtaur, "Wait shouldnt we.. help?" she asks.
Miranai yips out a few times, still very frightened! She uses her laser rifles to blast the door open. Milk, blood, everything that was still inside with her spilling out with her. She shakes herself off, cuts, scrapes, she steps out as carefully as she can. She looks down right terrified! Looking around she decides this is not the best place for her, not her mission, "I.. I.. I'm ..s.. sorry.. I.. I.. can't.." she says and with that, takes off with all the speed the taur can muster back toward 'civilization.'
