Squire

Danger Level: 3, Typical Environment: Forest

Appearance

Before you is a handsome young man with scruffy brown hair in medieval garb. He has a happy eagerness to his face that tells you he's no longer right in the head. He is wearing simple breeches and a string-tied shirt with a loose-fitting tabard overtop. The tabard has the colourful crest of an ejaculating cock ringed by ivy on it. In his hand, he holds a short sword marred by a few nicks.

Notes

• The Squire's initial reaction changes depending if you are (bodily) knight, (bodily) squire, passably human or monster (all others). His sex scenes will also vary based on this status.
• The tabard that appears on a Squire-infected player will change should the player be beaten by a Knight, granting them theirs.
• The player will not encounter a Squire or Knight with a crest matching their own.
• If the player has the Knight infection, losing to a Squire will change all Knight locations into Squire ones.