Parthenogenesis Enabler

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|Item  56:            Parthenogenesis Enabler on [Zephyr Inc]: Elite |
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|Desc:                                                               |
| Just rub it on your lower belly or wherever appropriate, and watch |
| as you become a mother, without any messy courtship required!      |
| Results are assured. Warranty void if taken while pregnant or      |
| infertile.                                                         |
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