Syntax/Relationships

Name	Type	Note
Junes	Best (fuck) Friend	"Ye know, I once beat him at a game of chess. Then he asked me for another round, shoved a vibrator up his pussy, and suddenly he turned into a bloody chess wizard."
Hannah	Best (fuck) Spider Friend	"I know, I know...she's the reason I'm not a human anymore. Er...or a man. But I mean...look, she's a lot of fun and watching her lose her mind over playing Mario Kart is bloody adorable."