Riva/Quotable Quotes

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"Nnngh... I feel soo good... And that's bad, 'cos feeling 'good' is bad, right? Bad isn't good, so that's bad! Bad is bad! Good is bad! Bad is not good! Nnngh... This goodness is so bad! Riva feels bad, which isn't good, which is bad..."

"Is me calling me stupid?! Yup-yup! Me called me stupid! Grrr... Me is SO gonna un-me the me and un-stupid the stupid! ...Stupid."

"So! Now that intro-ma-ductions are outa the way! What's about we all do something social, like talk! ...Wait, we're already talking..."

"Weirdo... I know, right? Wait, which one was this again? I'unno. Rika, I think? Nah, that's Rima. Am not! Are too! Hullo, help me! Wha? Nah. You have this in the bag. Dammit, Hullo! Why're you always the bad guy?! Wait, no, wrong one... Nah, you're right. Uhm... And you are? Hullo, duh. Oi! Stop impersonating me, Rheeta! Oh, shut up, all of you! You're confusing poor Riva! Yeah, stop doing that, meanies!"

"...Riva forgot your name, or you didn't tell her your name, which is rude either way. Hehe... And Riva is never-ever rude, so YOU'RE the rude one! Now apologise by telling Riva your name!"

"I don't speak in the third person! I speak in the tenth person! Get it right, nub! ...T'heck did I just say?"