All abuzz about nothing - RPLOG
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Date
4/8/2014
Log
You all could hear a faint buzzing even as you were approaching the park. Once you've arrived, it's definetly grown in pitch. Something definetly seems to have set the bee's on edge for some reason or another. Standing near the entrance is a female kangaroo, worriedly wringing her hands as she nervously keeps watch. Twisting her head to the east and west now and then. Once she see's people arriving, she waves you all over.
The giant Arachne arrived first towards the place, having hear that something was going on here. Having oversized breasts and a big cunt, one would wonder how she manage to move, even though the muscles on her chest may say a proof of high strength. She's also wearing an RSX Armor on her body and abdomen to accentuate her forms and leaving her breasts nude while she wear a rather creepy halberd on the back of her chest. A peek at her groin would also reveal a ovipositor.
Herma nickered as sie walks up with the cloping of hooves that don't actually sound like coconuts banging together. The hermaphrodite horse is rediculessly endowed on both the male and female sides of things, how sie can move is a mystery. Currently sie was wearing what would be considered an 80's style exercise outfit designed to fit a daughter of Seabiscut. And the matereal stretched around each huge horse cock yet did not rip apart, so it had to be nanite reinforced.
Heavily armed with an 'auto-hammer', bolt action SV-98 rifle, laser pistol, two survival knives and wearing a helmet, Thelergramor approaches the zoo. Wearing his uniform, a few extra armor plates on his left arm, black scarf pulled over his muzzle. The arctic fox holds his sniper, heads over to the kangaroo, ignoring the heat scents around him.
The massive form a golden dragon streaks through the sky, as hir body's undulation makes it appear is if shi is snaking through the air, the large dragon lands in the park near the kangaroo. The dragon wears heavy combat armor over hir massive frame
The massive form a golden dragon streaks through the sky, as hir body's undulation makes it appear is if shi is snaking through the air, the large dragon lands in the park near the kangaroo. The dragon wears heavy combat armor over hir massive frame a large heavily modified laser rifle is on hir back. The dragon shakes hirself off, and pads over to the Kangaroo hoping to obtain more information. "Um hello you called, my name is Seguro. Could you tell us what been going on in the zoo. "
Cookies arrives to the scene with her welding mask up, revealing her gentle features, the ragged armor on her back fluttering at the slightest breeze. She doesn't seem very well armed beyond a set of throwing knives on her belt. She makes a slow approach to the 'roo, rolling her neck and shoulders a bit to get things nice and cracked and then looking right at her. "Reports of aggressive bee muties around here. Heard you could tell me more," she states rather bluntly. "What's the situation?"
"Oh! Thank goodness! Finally some agents who can help me! I don't know what's going on! We could hear the noise all the way over at the zoo. Something definetly seems to have agitated the bee's here. The unicorns have all fled and the bears have gone into hiding!" she says hurridly, once more turning left and right to gaze down the pathsleading east and west. "I think most of the noise is coming from down these paths. Maybe you can find some worker bee's further out from the colony who can tell you what it's about. Mind you,
they are quite.. feral. The bee's I mean. Not really much for chit-chatting, if you catch my drift?" she finishes.
Epsilon looks toward the kangaroo. "The bees have gone crazy? Do you know if anything strange occured there recently? Aside from what you told us." She look the path. "Hiding bees...? Something must be there that scare them... maybe something that shouldn't be there..."
Herma whinnies, "Those bees always did get territorial, but now they drove my mother and my daughters off their home. I'll do anything to stop this so my herd can return."
Thelergramor nods, checks his rifle. Yep, loaded. "Right. East or west. Which way has more bees? If you know." He glances to his belt, making sure his grenades are there. Then he looks at his group, nods to Epsilon and Seguro. Worked with them before.
Seguro sniffs the kangaroo, staying on all fours, the dragon fallows the Kangaroo for more info. "Has something like this happened before? I think you are not telling something. What can you tell me about the bees?" The dragon cranes hir head to Thelergramor , the hot head fox that shi has known from several missions now and waves a claw. The dragon then whispers to the kangaroo "I never even got your name?"
Cookies nods slightly as she peers off to the east and west, contemplating her options before peering over at the 'roo and others. "Well we ain't going to get anywhere with this sitting here yammering at the marsupial. We got us some bees to investigate." She does a little 'eenie meenie' rhyme to pick out the way to go, before settling on the west. "West. Any objections?" Regardless of whether or not anyone actually objects, she's already heading that direction.
Herma pulled at hir pants to let a few cocks free, which throb and drip precum onto the ground like leaking faucets. Herma smiled at the others and gave a pose that was for sexual offers. "Wait, I'd like to coat us all in some protective nanites, some of us could really need it"
The kangaroo looks a bit relieved to have competent people around. "I uh.. I'm not sure. The bee's usualy keep to themselves honestly. I've not heard of any trouble with them before. They've lived in harmony with the other ferals here. Providing the bears and unicorns with honey and getting their protection in return. I think there might be a few less to the west but honestly, I havn't gone to check. The Queen would of course know more but she's most likely well guarded. As for me, I'm just a humble servant of the kangaroo god. He sent me here to investigate. Name's Shelly. Anyway.. I'm sure you can handle yourselves though. I'll uh.. I'll just stay here, keeping watch." she says hurridly, nodding to herself at her grand plan of staying the fuck away.
Just as she finishes talking, both Herma and Cookies think they see a bit of movement just behind the thick foiliage on the path to the west. Was that something black and yellow? Yes! A lonely honey bee seems to be guarding the path further into the foiliage.
"Less to the west uh...? Something tells me that we should actually check there... Something may've gone wrong here...". Then Epsilon look hungrily at Herma's cocks. "Coating us? Sure. Oh ... and while i'm at it... Would you mind... a dance to cheer up the minds?~", as she start to waggle happily her breasts around.
Herma licks hir lips and slaps hir own booty with hir tail "I can't be a hypocrite by saying no to such a wonderful way to raise morale."
Thelergramor shakes his head at the cocks. "Uh, no. I'd prefer you don't cum all over me thanks." He steps back, stares at Epsilons chest. "Heh..." His mind goes back to the last time they worked together. "But, yes, west. Right." His rut makes it hard to tear his gaze from those tits, but he manages it, shaking off his lust.
Seguro nods a shi listens to Shelley, the dragon paces about the kangaroo, seguro speaks Turing hir head to the side. "You sure you don't want to come with, the kangaroo Gods power would be most welcome Shelly if we are to solve this will as little violence as possible. We could extract a great deal of information if you were to charm one of the guards into your service. Not to mention what your patrons divine mercy cold do to for the injured." The dragon looks back to shelly before fallowing the others
Cookies looks at Herma all funny-like and waves her hand, turning down the offer as she moves to go further down the trail... then suddenly stops. She sniffs disdainfully in the general direction of the hiding bee and crosses her arms, shifting her weight onto one leg. "Out," she commands, gesturing towards the path in front of her. "Either hide better, or don't hide at all."
Shelly holds up her paws infront of her in a gesture of rejection. "Oh uhm.. no no, I'm quite happy over here. I'm sure you'll be alright. Just... yell if you need me!" she says before hopping behind a tree to take cover, in case the bee up ahead turns nasty.
Speaking of said bee, it stares at the cat girl with it's facetted eyes for a few heartbeats. "Stragerzzz not welcome! Queenzzz orderzzz!" she buzzes, taking a step or two forwards. She does not seem to be afraid and, indeed, her stinger is raised behind her, incase trouble breaks out.
Epsilon sighs at Sheila's answer. Then seeing that Cookies was facing the bee, she place herself next to the cat girl slightly in front of her as she ready her halberd, The Spur Slasher and point it towards the bee. "Guide us to your queen, bee. We need to speak. If you don't want to cooperate, know that you're not going to leave unscathered.". She was serious and she was ready to act.
Herma wipes a nervious sweat off hir eyebrows, and hir ears lower to the sides of hir head. Being stung was Herma's idea of a bad time. "Also, we were sent by the servent of a god. Your queen must have ambassadors to the temples of the gods, right?
Thelergramor stands off to the side of the catgirl, shoulders his rifle. With click, the safety is disengaged. Thel kneels, then, lining up his iron sights with the bee, the fox adds to Epsilons request: "You have 6 seconds."
Seguro tilts hir head doing hir best hir best to mimic the bee's pattern of speech. "Greeting we bear representation from fellow hives of sorts, and would like an audience with your great queen, please ignore the fox he may be retarded." The dragon look back to the kangaroo handing behind the tree, meeting hir gaze, as if to say is you patron all talk.
Cookies pinches the bridge of her nose when the bee is promptly mobbed with a bunch of demands, grimacing and stepping back several paces. "I can see the obituary now. 'Five agents found pasted into a fine goo by a big fucking swarm of bees because they weren't level-headed enough, full identities TBD'." She just kind of falls back onto her ass into a sitting position on the ground, unsheating one of her knives and using it to draw rough depictions of overly wendowed mutants in the dirt. "You know," she muses, not even looking up from her little project, "Where there's one bee, there are a lot more. Threatening any one of them is about as wise as threatening ALL of them. But hell, don't let me stop your 'tough guys' charade, just tell me when it's over."
The bee isn't sure what to make of it. However, having a gun pointed at her definetly tickles the more primal part of her brain. In a surprising quick movement, her wings start fluttering, spraying the agents with a mist of yellow pollen. It fills the air between her and the agents, possibly eliciting a sneeze or two as she quickly makes a getaway. Most likely making a beeline (ba-dum-dish) to warn the swarm of intruders.
"Ah crap, no! You're not going away!". Seeing that the bee tried to flee, she tried to chase it and to catch it as the pollen would only make her web miss. Counting on her strong body, height and her 6 legs, she runned straight at the bee, hoping to immobilize her and eventually snare her if needed.
Sneezes the pollen ticking hir the dragon starts spaying cleaning milk over the battlefield clear the pollens nasty effects from hir fellow agents. Fallowing behind hir fellow agents the dragon activates the lion with mutant power letting a protective aura flow over hir allies over the battle field.
"Wait! We can negotiate!" Herma called as she joined the chase. Sie pointed to the violent thug vulpine and tryed to appeal to the instinct of all bees to suck up to the queen. "If you let us pass to see the queen, I'll not only imprisson that stupid dick in my womb, but we'll tell the queen how brave you were defending the hive'
Thelergramor pulls the trigger on his rifle as the bee releases the pollen. Immediately draws back the bolt, releasing the spent cartrudge and loading another. Speaking: "Keep me out of your womb." Then, he gives chase after the bee.
Cookies, for her part, makes an effort to push herself a little further away from the 'action', digging through the dirt with her knife some more. Evidently, her plan is to stay back and, ideally, not seem accountable for or participating in the actions of the others. "If only it were actually going to be that easy," she grunts aloud, but hey, at least this way she can honestly say she didn't do anything wrong! Yet.
The spider herm rapidly skitters after the bee in the underbrush. A well timed web flies out from hir spinnaret, slowing the bee down even further. Even so, it almost looks like the honey bee would manage to escape up into the trees. A shot rings out, loud and clear through the park as Thelergramor brings the bee to the ground with a well aimed bullet. She screams in pain as she thrashes around on the forest ground. Covered in webs and leaking blood from a wound in her abdomen, doing her best to try and sting anyone who gets close.
For anyone paying attention, that is to say, perhaps the cat girl drawing in the dirt, the buzzing sound reaches a decidably higher, and angrier, pitch around the agents.
The spider rapidly skitters after the bee in the underbrush. A well timed web flies out from her spinnaret, slowing the bee down even further. Even so, it almost looks like the honey bee would manage to escape up into the trees. A shot rings out, loud and clear through the park as Thelergramor brings the bee to the ground with a well aimed bullet. She screams in pain as she thrashes around on the forest ground. Covered in webs and leaking blood from a wound in her abdomen, doing her best to try and sting anyone who gets close.
For anyone paying attention, that is to say, perhaps the cat girl drawing in the dirt, the buzzing sound reaches a decidably higher, and angrier, pitch around the agents.
Herma skids to a stop on all four of hir legs and... takes... a... moment... to scream as sie finishes going through the stages of mourning the death of a peaceful outcome. Sie turns to Thelergramor and screams "You stupid fuck! Now we have no choice but to fight!"
"Like i said, you are going to guide us to your queen. Will you?", as Epsilon approach the snared and bleeding bee. "But you're not going to be much of an help if you bleed like that...". Her abdomen worked more to create more web from her spinneret as she put her halberd on her back. She tries to grab the sting with her hand as she tries to stop the bleeding by pulling her web around the bee's abdomen and squeeze it enough yo stop the bleeding with her other.
"So? They're just a bunch of rapist monsters." Thel says, laying his rifle across shoulder while approaching the downed bee. "Not like this could ever have ended peacefully." He pulls his scarf down, smiles at Herma, and anyone else who may take issue with his methods. "Besides, I did warn the bitch." The fox shrugs, listens for any more bees nearby. He decides to put some distance between himself and Seguro. Just in case.
Seguro sits back form the ruckus the large dragon watches, the skies keeping watch incase that shot was heard by the bee companions. Sadly the dragon wonders if this will turn into a blood bath.
Cookies looks up as the buzzing most undoubtedly gets louder. "Aw, fuck," she declares less-than-cheerfully, standing upright and wiping the blade off on her leggings before sheathing it. She crosses her arms under her ample bosom, keeping an eye on the sky between glances at the others. "If any of you are particularly religious, now's the time to make amends with your respective patrons." Then it hits her. Of course. She pats her armor down briefly, then reaches into one of the many pockets, bringing out what appears to be a maple leaf... then POOF, with a pall of smoke, Cookies vanishes, replaced by a small, though particularly shiny, golden figurine of a queen bee! Or rather, a loose depiction of one based on Cookies' preconceptions, depicted with a little crown and scepter.
The honey bee's bleeding is somewhat stemmed by the make-shift silken bandage, although she still appears to be quite agitated. As a matter of fact, so do the swarm of bee's coming from the west, just as the dragon predicted. A scream from the east, most likely from Shelly, heralds the arrival of another swarm approaching from the east as well, converging on the meddling agents in the middle. There seems to be one bee that is decidably larger in each of the swarms. Most likely the.. queens?
"Intruderzzzzz! Grab them for me, they will make exzzzzelent breeders for the swarm!" yells the Queen of the West. "The true queen rulezzzz here! They shall be mine!" screeches the Queen of the East. Perhaps a blessing in disguise, the two swarms start doing battle over your heads for the breeding rights. However, the poor agents are not quite left up to their own devices as each gets to fend off two bee's, their vicious stingers flashing in the afternoon light. The strange statue however seems to be left quite alone. Besides, it didn't exactly smell like a queen. Infact, it didn't have any pheromones of the sort at all! It does, however, get a few dropplets of honey sticking to the stony surface from the battle raging over it's head.
Epsilon grab the wounded bee in one of her arms and put one of her teat in the bee's mouth, "Don't move...don't make the bleed worse...", and secure her grip on the bee. Hearing then seeing others bees approaching, Epsilon place herself in a fighting stance as she ready her halberd in her other hand. "Bees! Hear my request! We need to talk of a problem that occur here. Let's not do any unnecessary bloodshed if we can."
Herma moans in exasperation and turns to fight, spraying a shield of nanites and jizz over hir ass. "Look... Fine, the bees are fucking crazy, but your gun set off alarms... and my mother always knew she just needed to ask, and sometimes I said no."
Thelergramor looks at Herma. "True, but two queens. They're going to fight. Whihc, they already are. Look." He points to the bees who seem to be fightin overhead. "Now, I suggest we deal with the stragglers and run. Maybe find out what happened to that cat." He slings his rifle ove his back, draws his auto hammer, and, should any bees get within 15 feet of him, breathe shadow at them and fire his auto hammer simultaneously. A power left over from his time as a shadow dragon, most likely.
Seguro ready's hirself .for combat , opening hir jaw the 30 foot dragon's poison breath washes over hir foes slowing there movements covering and wide area. The dragon raises a claw letting off hir patrons mirror wave power protecting hir fellow agents from harm. "Well this is a fine mess you gotten us into Thel ."
The buzzing is almost deafening as the honey bee's descend on their prey. A few bullets from the arctic fox manages to scrape the citinous plates of one of his attacker but it's not enough to deterr her. A vicious stinger is a mere centimeter from striking the fox who manages to dodge out of the way just in time, aided by a gout of shadow expelled from his jaws.
Epsilon's own exoskeleton is enough to avoid further damage, one stinger scraping her side but not managing to penetrate her defenses as the bee's ready themselves for yet another go.
Seguro isn't quite so lucky. Expelling hir own breath of noxious fumes up into the air to avoid covering hir fellow agents as well is enough to make one bee land coughing. The other one however manages to come in from behind, sinking it's stinger right between two scales. Shi can feel a burning sensation as the bee pumps hir full of venom.
The equine nearly suffers the same fate. One stinger connects, however the thick viscious coating of cum on hir body saves her from harm.
Overhead, the battle rages on. And it would seem that the "old" queen is winning, outnumbering the "new" queen with her more experienced soldiers. However, it's only a matter of time before the agents are grossly outnumbered as more and more bee's are free to concentrate on the intruders rather then the other army.
As the bees started their assault, Epsilon move around from her position, trying to fend off the attackers with her halbard, while protecting the unconcious bee with the other. Finding a small opening, she put her halberd in the ground to create a strap to attach the bee solidly on her abdomen on top of her armor but with enough flexibility for not causing furthers wounds. Afterwise, she start to throw some web with her now free hand while working with her halberd with the other hand, smashing any unlucky bees on the passage of her cleavageas she continue to move.
Herma decides to attack both bees at once with the mutant power Wild Swing, neighing like a mad stallion and coliding with a few (un-) social insects!
Thelergramor laughs maniacally, as he dropped a grenade during his dodge. Yells: "Grenade!" Then proceeds to run toward Seguro. "Hey, eat me again!" Should the dragon do so, Thel will be safe. If not, he's going to run towards the fastest path of least resistance to get away.
Seguro leaps out of of the way of the grenade, as the dragon leaps shi fire a solar ray at hir remain assailant in hopes of taking the down the last bee.
The battle rages on. Seguro surprises the bee's with uncanny agility for his size, their stingers hitting nothing but air. To make matters worse, shi manages to blast one of them right in the face with a brilliant beam of sunlight, sending her reeling back. However, more quickly join the fight. But for now, there's a small window of opportunity to escape, if shi wishes to.
Thelergramor isn't quite so lucky. Counting on the dragon to save him, he rushes straight into his flank and is knocked on his ass. His assailants quickly seize the opportunity, descending on him with their stingers at the ready. And this time, they do not miss. Their boulbous behinds pulse as they shoot him full of their venom, leaving him sluggish.
Herma swings wildly, throwing one of the attackers to the side with a lucky blow. However, there are more to take her place. Their vicious stings hurt but leave hir unaffected for now.
The spiders aim is quite a bit off the mark, but her wild flailing is enough to keep the bee's at bay for now.
To everyones surprise, except perhaps the arctic fox, a sudden loud BANG is heard. The dragon barely manages to turn his head at the right time and by sheer luck, the spider had her back turned against the blast. Herma however is left with her ears ringing and spots dancing infront of hir eyes.
By now, the battle seems to be all but over. The old queens forces have already descended on the new queen. Her sizable army now turning their multi-facetted eyes on the agents as the queen closes in as well, guarded by a handful of drones.
As the grenade exploded, Epsilon watched her back. hoping that it didn't affected too badly. "Thelergramor, you're an idiot!", continously struggling, and watching around. Spotting Herma, and seeing that see got knocked out, she shift towards the horse, placing herself to protect her, while getting desespetate.
Herma screamed and tripped on hir own beanbag sized testicles. Fallen over, blind, and deaf, she does not notice Epsilon trying to shield hir.
Thelergramor is left sluggish, barely able to move from the venom. Were he still coherent, he would be laughing. And, cursing the bees mothers. Perhaps pulling the pin on another grenade at his belt.
Seguro musters every last bit of grit into one last attack aim directly at the old queen and hir drones, The dragon lets off hir most powerful of her patrons boons, nova meteor hoping that the last attack till enough to disorientate the bees, the attack. Once it is a way the dragon turn to flee. grabbing thel along the way.
The tide of battle has decidedly been swung in the old queens favour. The new queen desperately fending off atleast five of the enemy warriors, leaving her bleeding from her flanks. It was only a matter of time. That is.. untill the sky suddenly lights up. In a dazzling display of colours, a large brilliant comet streaks down towards the old queen. Her soldiers bravely try to protect her but alas, they are not quick enough to escape Seguro's vengeance. The impact shakes the ground, leaving the it scorched and cratered. In one swift action, the solar dragon knocks the entire old hive out. For a few heartbeats, the park is completely silent.
That is to say, until the new queen gets to her feet. Her powerful pheromones rallying the last of her troops to her and, with the abscence of the old queens, rapidly adding the old hive to her new order.
"T-the intruderzzzz.. punish them!" she screeches. And no doubt they will, unless the agents make an immediate quick retreat.
Herma got back up to hir feet. Lots of parts ache, but nothing was actually broken. Blinking a bit Herma runs like sie's off at the race track, not mindful of physical signs of arousel sie displays due to torn clothes
"Leave without me if you have to, i'll keep them at bay" as she offer her body, only serving as a shield by now.
Seguro calls to Epsilon, as the dragon beat hir own hasty retreat . Grab the horse or the bee and let's get out of here, It will be foolish". Thel's limp body's swing in the dragon mouth as the dragon makes hir retreat.
The conflict is over. The new queen, thanks to some unexpected help, has now established her dominance over the hive. The only person left to see the resulting confusion and general milling about of the bee's is Cookies, watching in stony silence as the Queen takes command and leads her swarm back into the foiliage. Some time later, all is quiet and the cat girl silently sneaks off, shaking her head at the events. Good news is she got some prime honey to munch on as she bounds off.
