Plush Lion

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Danger Level: 8, Typical Environment: State Fair

Appearance

A life size plush lion toy approaches down the midway, its furry body seeming both cute and threatening. It's large leonine brown mane sticks out dramatically from around its yellow furred neck, making it seem larger and more impressive, and definitely leaving no doubt as to the gender of the stuffed toy. Not that you could have much doubt after you caught a glimpse of its stiff cock, hanging out of its furry sheath beneath its belly, leaving no doubt as to the creatures intentions as it focuses its stuffed leonine eyes on you.

Notes

Extra-Infectious: Loss results in double-infection