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<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="en"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Revision as of 10:18, 3 August 2015</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l4">Line 4:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 4:</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Parsing below</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Parsing below</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">----</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Hugely Expansive Rut</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>[if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt;0) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 3)]tiny[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 2) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 6)]small[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 5) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 9)]average[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 8) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 12)]large[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 11) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 15)]fist-sized[end if][if (stat ball size  of [player] &gt; 14) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 18)]hand-filling[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 17) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 20)]head-sized[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 19) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt;  26)]lap-filling[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 25) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 32)]knee-knocking[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 31) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 38)][one of]shin-bumping[or]seat-worthy[at random][end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 37) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 43)]ground-brushing[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 42) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 49)][one of]unwieldy[or]toe-warming[at random][end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 48) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 55)]body-sized[end if][if stat ball size of [player] &gt; 55]unfathomably oversized[end if]</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>[if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt;0) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 3)]tiny[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 2) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 6)]small[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 5) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 9)]average[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 8) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 12)]large[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 11) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 15)]fist-sized[end if][if (stat ball size  of [player] &gt; 14) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 18)]hand-filling[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 17) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 20)]head-sized[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 19) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt;  26)]lap-filling[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 25) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 32)]knee-knocking[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 31) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 38)][one of]shin-bumping[or]seat-worthy[at random][end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 37) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 43)]ground-brushing[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 42) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 49)][one of]unwieldy[or]toe-warming[at random][end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 48) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 55)]body-sized[end if][if stat ball size of [player] &gt; 55]unfathomably oversized[end if]</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">----</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Expansive Rut</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">----</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">A simple black shirt of a masculine cut stretches a bit tightly over their [breast size of [player]]breasts due to the flat cut of the front. The soft bulge of his puffy, braless nipples show through the stretched fabric, each capped with fabric that is moistened for reasons that are likely easy to discern. Faded black jeans cover his legs and do their best to conceal the bulge that the [cock size of [player]] dick and [if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 0.5 *] +] &gt;0) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 0.5 *] +] &lt; 3)]tiny[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 0.5 *] +] &gt; 0.5) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 0.5 *] +] &lt; 6)]small[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 0.5 *] +] &gt; 5) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 0.5 *] +] &lt; 9)]average[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 0.5 *] +] &gt; 8) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 0.5 *] +] &lt; 10.5)]large[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 0.5 *] +] &gt; 11) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 0.5 *] +] &lt; 15)]fist-sized[end if][if (stat ball size  of [player] &gt; 14) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 0.5 *] +] &lt; 18)]hand-filling[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 0.5 *] +] &gt; 17) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 0.5 *] +] &lt; 0.50)]head-sized[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 0.5 *] +] &gt; 19) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 0.5 *] +] &lt;  0.56)]lap-filling[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 0.5 *] +] &gt; 0.55) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 0.5 *] +] &lt; 30.5)]knee-knocking[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 0.5 *] +] &gt; 31) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 0.5 *] +] &lt; 38)][one of]shin-bumping[or]seat-worthy[at random][end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 0.5 *] +] &gt; 37) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 0.5 *] +] &lt; 43)]ground-brushing[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 0.5 *] +] &gt; 40.5) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 0.5 *] +] &lt; 49)][one of]unwieldy[or]toe-warming[at random][end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 0.5 *] +] &gt; 48) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 0.5 *] +] &lt; 55)]body-sized[end if][if stat ball size of [player] &gt; 55]unfathomably oversized[end if] balls make in them.</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">----</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">No Expansive Rut</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">----</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">A simple black shirt of a masculine cut stretches a bit tightly over their [breast size of [player]]breasts due to the flat cut of the front. The soft bulge of his puffy, braless nipples show through the stretched fabric, each capped with fabric that is moistened for reasons that are likely easy to discern. Faded black jeans cover his legs and do their best to conceal the bulge that the [cock size of [player]] dick and [if (stat ball size of [player] &gt;0) and (stat ball size of [player] &lt; 3)]tiny[end if][if (stat ball size of [player] &gt; 0) and (stat ball size of [player] &lt; 6)]small[end if][if (stat ball size of [player] &gt; 5) and (stat ball size of [player] &lt; 9)]average[end if][if (stat ball size of [player] &gt; 8) and (stat ball size of [player] &lt; 10)]large[end if][if (stat ball size of [player] &gt; 11) and (stat ball size of [player] &lt; 15)]fist-sized[end if][if (stat ball size  of [player] &gt; 14) and (stat ball size of [player] &lt; 18)]hand-filling[end if][if (stat ball size of [player] &gt; 17) and (stat ball size of [player] &lt; 00)]head-sized[end if][if (stat ball size of [player] &gt; 19) and (stat ball size of [player] &lt;  06)]lap-filling[end if][if (stat ball size of [player] &gt; 05) and (stat ball size of [player] &lt; 30)]knee-knocking[end if][if (stat ball size of [player] &gt; 31) and (stat ball size of [player] &lt; 38)][one of]shin-bumping[or]seat-worthy[at random][end if][if (stat ball size of [player] &gt; 37) and (stat ball size of [player] &lt; 43)]ground-brushing[end if][if (stat ball size of [player] &gt; 40) and (stat ball size of [player] &lt; 49)][one of]unwieldy[or]toe-warming[at random][end if][if (stat ball size of [player] &gt; 48) and (stat ball size of [player] &lt; 55)]body-sized[end if][if stat ball size of [player] &gt; 55]unfathomably oversized[end if] balls make in them.</ins></div></td></tr> </table>

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<p>Created page with &quot;This parsing was created with the idea of clothing in mind. It&#039;s a bit repetitive and overt and could probably use cleaning, but it will insert the proper &quot;name&quot; of the size t...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>This parsing was created with the idea of clothing in mind. It&#039;s a bit repetitive and overt and could probably use cleaning, but it will insert the proper &quot;name&quot; of the size the character&#039;s balls are at at the time. This includes rut level in the equation. Simply paste this where you want the &quot;size&quot; of the balls to be.<br /> <br /> Ex. &quot;Their pants bulge with the weight of their &lt;parsing&gt; balls.&quot;<br /> <br /> Parsing below<br /> ----<br /> <br /> [if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt;0) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 3)]tiny[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 2) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 6)]small[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 5) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 9)]average[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 8) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 12)]large[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 11) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 15)]fist-sized[end if][if (stat ball size of [player] &gt; 14) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 18)]hand-filling[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 17) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 20)]head-sized[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 19) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 26)]lap-filling[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 25) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 32)]knee-knocking[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 31) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 38)][one of]shin-bumping[or]seat-worthy[at random][end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 37) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 43)]ground-brushing[end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 42) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 49)][one of]unwieldy[or]toe-warming[at random][end if][if ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &gt; 48) and ([+ [stat ball size of [player]] [* [stat rut of [player]] 2 *] +] &lt; 55)]body-sized[end if][if stat ball size of [player] &gt; 55]unfathomably oversized[end if]</div>

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