Flexible Survival - User contributions [en]

Slime and Punishment

2012-04-16T00:09:20Z

Eithne:

Context:
*Balina is usually a wolfcow. Due to circumstances, she is presently a very large goo-wolfcow, acting as a couch.
*Eithne is lying in said couch. Is a Nekomata in a dress.
*Both of these people are very silly.
Eithne melts under Bal's scritching. Literally, with a tiny little cheeky grin amidst her purring. 
Crys shrugs, "Am I really that talkative my love?" sighing, and then she gets up, to refill teas for them both. 
Sorien softly churrs, "No, not really. But I love your voice." 
Agata nods to Foxheart, "That would seem to be the best course of action, indeed...thank you for your help, Miss Foxheart...now again, do you need a lift, or can you fly?" 
Balina goes through surprise, amusement, a slight bit of worry, then back to amusement. Leaning forward, the wolfgoo wraps around Eithne, wrapping her up entirely in a blue, giggling ball. 
Foxheart grins. "I'll take the ride, thank you very much." 
The grapekitty squeaks as she is bundled up, curling and deforming into a ball admist the berrywolf. So, falling back on her only recourse amidst this TRAGEDY... She begins licking at her jellyfriend with her jelly tongue. 
Agata smiles a toothy smile, saying, "Well then, when we get upstairs, get on my back. I shall give you a ride..." She blinks and says surprisedly, "I am usually very small, it is strange to be saying something like that." She shakes her head and moves toward the stairs, awkwardly clicking up the stairs. 
Foxheart follows after Agata up the stairs. She walks up the stairs, waving farewell to the rest of the pub, though they're likely too distracted to notice. 
Eithne is incapable of waving back. It's the thought that counts. 
Balina begins quivering, giggling through whatever means goo girls talk in the first place and starting to roll back and forth as she rolls herself as spherical as she can, Jellithne bouncing around somewhere inside. She has no idea where she's going with this, in any sense of the word, but that's half the fun! 
Eithne vibrates at just the right pitch for it to be a squeal, echoing throughout the pub as she's bounced around inside Ball-ina. She pokes and prods and licks around while it happens, of course, just to be contrary... But she doesn't move to break free, yet. 
Balina continues to bounce around in response to Eithne's bouncing, creating a horrible feedback loop. There's quite a lot of mass involved here, and the the pair begin rolling around more and more violently, eventually rebounding off of chairs, tables, and patrons, each completely oblivious to anything beyond one another. 
Eithne knows that this will only end horribly, but is having too much fun. 
The Balithne contains two people, neither of which seems to know or care where they are at any given moment. A stray bounce sends the ball halfway up the stairs before gravity kicks in. Rolling, then bouncing, all hundred and fifty gallons come back down the stairs, clear any tables that might have been in the way on a bounce, then comes to a crash against the bar, splattering the two, and finally releasing Eithne. 
The grape-flavored, purple smear that is Eithne lies partway up and over the counter, and lies still for a few moments. Before it starts giggling, even as it pulls itself back into an Eithnecat-shaped mass. That sways a bit drunkenly. "That was fun, Ball-ina. Can we do that again? Only with less crashy and more bouncy. I think we can get a few thousand more points on our high-score for New Ireland Pinball." 
Rihko wanders out of the kitchen, licking her fingers and claws. She pauses a moment as she surveys the room, ear flicking. "Huh," she comments. Then she starts making a cup of tea. 
Balina takes slightly longer to recover, dripping from the seats, and a single glop falls from the ceiling. Bigger they are, indeed. "I think," mutters one of the piles, "that next time one or both of us should issue a warning. Maybe check for a score-keeper next time." 
Eithne waves drunkenly to Rihko, still giggling like mad, and wobbles and slithers over to the supply closet, poking around for a dustpan. Which she then moves to use to help scrape Bal into a single pile. "Sure! That sounds like a plan. Oh, oh, maybe we can try it in a couple alleys and see how many ferals we can knock down... Goo Bowling." 
Balina finishes piling together, and reforms into... mostly a Balina. Still using all that extra mass, but she at least has the presence of mind to remember to use indoor shapes. Sitting on the floor, she props an elbow up onto the bar counter, steadying her head. "I /did/ say something about throwing myself at ferals, didn't I? Afraid I'd just pick them up and keep going if we tried anything like that, though." 
"So we change the scoring to how many we can katamari. Duh." Eithne nodnods, setting the dustpan to the side and flopping against Bal. She cranes her head back a moment later, looking up towards Rihko or the Tagling. It's hard to tell. "Can I get a mug of coffee, please?" 
"Sure," Rihko answers, smiling. She gets a mug and brings it over, offering it to Eithne, then returns to her tea cup and takes a sip. She grins wider, and shakes her head. "Isn't that what Balina used to do when she was a Kaijoo? Just flood over things?" 
Sorien comes back out from where she'd been crouched behind the bar. "You two are nuts. (giggle)" 
Balina giggles, though it trails off after a bit and she looks thoughtful. "That's kind of worryingly close to exactly what I did, yeah. Just roll through the streets, and anything that didn't die on the impact just went along for the ride until... ugh." Shuddering it much more impressive when you're built for it. "Can we go back to lighthearted? I'm all for reminiscing, but there are bad kinds of nostalgia." 
Crys smirks, "You know, I'm far less worried about you Balina, despite how.... weird, this is. You're actually here, and your heart is open." She looks between both Eithne and Balina carefully. 
Sorien softly churrs, "Yeah, and if you look carefully, you can see it!" 
Rihko gets one of the tea bags from beside the samovar, wanders over, and drops it on Balina. Then she snickers, tails squirming, and claps her hands before she scampers back up to the bar and her cup of tea. 
Eithne nodnods. "Sure we can. It's rather simple." She pours the coffee down her mouth, and watches the CLOUD of black spready and dilute from her stomach. She pokes at her goodress a moment, and then slithers away from Bal. Before pouncing on TeaBal. "Rawr! Coffee is better than tea! We shall wrestle for hot beverage superiority!" 
Sorien softly churrs, "Ooookay. I think I'll go over here and get my own tea..." 
The tea bag sinks in obligingly, though it doesn't infuse quite like one would hope. "Cold brewing takes forever!" grunts Balina, rolling about with a coffeithne, only slightly more controlled than before. "I can't even think of any good tea puns to go with it!" 
"What, not even the agony that Rihko just teabagged you? Or that you're not a TeaBall? Iced Tea jokes? Nothing?" Eithne giggles, though she's rather more in control with feline agility and pushing off things in marginally more controlled bounces. 
Sorien curls back up with Crys. 
"Hehe. That was one of the things I was pondering earlier. For Science. What would happen if I 'accidently' spilled my coffee on the Balina-couch." She glances around, shifty eyed, before snickering. "No, no, I can't... ah, well. Hmm... seems like we need some originalitea here..." she pauses, and scratches at her ear. "For a place as steeped in pop culture as this pub is, you'd think we'd be floating in the puns." 
Crys offers, "I think I tend to counteract any effort at pop culture. Even my mate's attempt at programming has failed to have me get even half of what you all reference." 
Sorien softly churrs, "I think you'd get iced coffee, honestly." 
Balina is, as always, relying on brute force. Given that she has at least three times Felithne's mass, it's not a bad bet. Even if it's not paying off right now. "I have been making bad puns from the moment I flowed in!" she cries, grabbing at her opponent to throw. "I don't have time for oolong of a story, but ask me about Callahan's after I finish this!" 
Crys rolls her eyes, "You could be far more effective with properly constructed language." clearly not having an appreciation of punnery. 
Sorien licks Crys' ear. "Hey, they're happy. It's a good thing." 
Crys speaks with a lighthearted, almost musical tone, "It's an absolutely wonderful thing." She grins and says much lower, "Young love." 
Eithne is giggling too much to resist the throw, and goes SPLAT all on the wall. "... I guess I got creamed. Give me a moment to collect myself." She burbles, her leading edge rolling down the wall as she bounces towards TeaBal. "And I promise not to pour it on thick with my victory speech." 
Rihko snerks. "Ooh, Balina, dajarling! Don't leave me in suspense for too long." She sips at her drink. "I will certainly mug you for the information once you're finished there." Then she giggles, and nods at Crys. "One of the reasons English is so fun. It's very grey." She pauses. "And it's fun when you play loose with it." 
Sorien softly churrs, "The ultimate bastard-language. Like a salad bar, we take what we like. " 
Balina is too distracted by Crys's comments to properly defend herself, and is throw to the ground as the smaller ball bounces right through her. "I will be the first to admit that Eithne (sorry, running out of silly names) is fun, but she's not Yerba Mate or anything." Recollecting herself, she rears up and prepares to perform her old signature move, the Jelly Flop. "This is just a friendly sparing Matcha! Shou Mei anyone else who can keep up, and I will kick their Assam!" 
Crys shrugs, "Hindi is almost as bad, similar in many ways. If Urdu and Hindi ever officially merge, it'll be just as diverse as English. They might as well be dialects as it is." smirking she adds, "English in itself is really only so big because it doesn't get split up into dialects officially like Chinese." 
"Awww. You all know more teas than me. It's hard to keep up. I'll work up to things latte, I suppose." Eithne pouts, even as she eyes the incoming jelly flop. Her response is simple and elegant. She flattens herself out /before/ hand, in preparation to try and wrap Bal up afterwards. 
Rihko thinks for a moment. Then a bit longer. Her ears twitch, and she ponders some more, then shakes her head again. "I'm out. You've roasted my stash; I'll need to brew for a while before I can cough-y up anything else." She pauses a moment, winces at her own horribleness, and hopes nobody calls her on it as she grins and watches the jelly wrestling. 
Sorien shakes her head at Rihko's punnery. 
Balina has never let new information stop her from carrying out a terrible idea. "Wolfcows do not believe in common Sencha!" Neither do, apparently, their jellied cousins. Clambering atop a table and giving a disgusted grunt, Balina drops with a terrifying, "Bancha!" 
Caeli's no doubt interesting and spectacular entrance is very thoroughly interrupted by the spectacle taking place on the pub's lower level. She stands frozen at the top of the stairs for several minutes, staring down at the goo battle with wide, innocent eyes that have never before beheld such a thing; eventually she begins descending the steps in a sort of trance, her gaze glued to the splat-tacular showdown. 
Or not so terrifying, to the widespread Eithne. "Hrm. I think you'll need a gelcat for the pain, after this one, Bal. Good thing I'm on hand." As Bal closes in, she whips her edges up to try and wrap around the incoming goowolf. "And remember; paper beats rock... Flame. I'm out of material." Both literally and metaphorically, as she's stretched to her limit. 
Rihko snickers. She glances up and waves at Caeli; the kitsune is near the bar, sipping on a cup of tea, although she gets up and moves over to sit near Crys and Sorien. Her attention goes back to the goo match, and she giggles. "You know, this really stretches the limits of what's allowed in here... but I think we can be elastic on it tonight. If you two end up getting mixed together, though, I don't know how we'll sort you out. It could be rather jarring..." 
Balina pops her head and arms up and out of the top of the ball, looking down over the thin layer of grape and putting her arms in the air. "Vindication! Also, change of topics to preserve the horror! About slime, too. I was getting awful sloppy in there." Both arms reach down, and begin tickling at her captor, one more effectively than the other. 
"Ha! I have you trapped, trapped I say! I'll try not to gush in too condensing a manner. Just be a nice gooBal and tuck up." Eithne tries to compress her captive, rolling them around a little as she vibrates in a hearty giggle. 
Caeli may have failed to stir the pot with her entrance, but she seems intent on at least getting a taste of the action; she treats Rihko to a wave in return, but keeps her focus on the main course, edging steadily closer to the combatants. Her plan may be half-baked, but that's never bothered her; once within arm's reach she leans forward and extends a slender finger toward the pair, aiming a poke right at the rolling goo that has so thoroughly devoured her attention. 
"Deja-goo!" Balina cries, tucking herself back into her Bal as best as she can. "I'd be jellious, but one look at those green gelatinize and I go all wobbly." 
Crys headtilts at Caeli. "Do I know you? You seem to know them..." 
Rihko snickers. She reaches over and gives Crys a hug. "Crys, that is Caeli. She is one of my frinds, a great person." Then she looks over at Caeli, grining wider. "Be careful you don't get sucked in. That looks like it could be quite the sticky situation. You're also both a pair of fruit cakes, but I think you're both far too amoozing to want to break this up." 
"Ha! You wi-" and whatever pun Eithne was planning on is ruined as she squeaks, both at the poke and how the pair roll right into the inquisitive robot and her probing, slender figure. And, just as Rihko warned, the robot is sucked in. And the sprawled all over the place, covered in Eithne (and likely Bal), with splashes of pruple (and likely blue) all over the place. There may be injuries, but at least slime cures all wounds, right? "... Oh, hi Caeli. It's goo to see you. Sorry about the mess. Did you need help collecting yourself? I do, if you wouldn't mind helping me scrape by again." From her half-dozen piles and assorted scraps, all vibrating in time. 
Crys looks to Rihko carefully, and the relaxed and enthusiastic state of her response calms her a bit. She waits, not interrupting what’s happening before she greets the newcomer though. 
Sorien softly churrs, "Agh, the puns! Evil! (giggle)" 
Balina consolidates much quicker than last time, though she still has to take some time to walk around, stepping on little blue piles and soaking them back up. "Stiff competition. Much better than last time. Much better than the usual clots who think stringing two or three words together makes for a solid, coherent defense." A couple of purple pieces are picked up and thrown back at Jellithne with a giggle. "I'm not sure I have much left in me, though." 
Caeli freezes mid-poke upon being addressed, eyeing Crystala with a measure of confusion (perhaps a cup, if you had to guess). But such a distraction is the final ingredient in a recipe for disaster, it seems, as she quite suddenly finds herself mixed, shaken, and stirred by the gootastrophe that follows. She's quick to rise again, though, wiping a bit of Eithne (or was that Balina?) from her eyes as she sits upright and stares around at the mess she inadvertently cooked up. 
Crys blinks, frowning and gets up, unwrapping from her mate. She offers a hand down, towering over Caeli, her tails fanning behind her. 
Sorien headtilts? 
One of the 'pieces' Balina picks up grows a mouth and tongue and... proceeds to stick the latter out at the goowolf, just before she tosses it back. Slowly, Eithne pulls herself back together, having actually been kersploded instead of just splatted. She glances around, rubbing her gooey butt through her gelatinous dress. "Has anyone seen where my tail ended up? No one is using it for jelly shots, are they?" 
Sorien softly churrs, "Bleah?" 
Rihko laughs happily, and shakes her head. "I dunno, did it land over there?" she asks, pointing. "You did kind of make a mess of yourself Eithne." Then she hops up and wanders over with Crys. "Caeli, this is my sister, Crystala. Crys, Caeli.” 
Balina does one better than Crys, the presently-oversized wolfgoow stepping up behind Caeli, reaching down and picking the poor girl up by the shoulders. "My hero!" she cries, spinning the girl around then squinting, peering at something. "Hold on a second, got a little..." *SLURP* "Yeah, that's where it went." 
"Premature release. Whatever shall I do?" Eithne looks put-upon, even as she glances after Rihko's indicated direction. 
Sorien softly churrs, "Hm... So. Jello-wars are over?" 
Selina looks up "Jello wars..?" 
Sorien points at Eithne and Bal. 
Selina hrms "I haven't had jello in a long while. Where did you get it?" 
Sorien softly churrs, "They ARE it. (giggle)" 
Selina rubs her eyes and looks, she clearly hasn't noticed yet what's going on "Who?" 
Sorien softly churrs, "Eithne and Bal." 
Not one to simmer over such a minor incident, Caeli accepts the offered hand and prepares to pull herself up into a breader position, only to be snatched away from the new acquaintance before she can concoct a worthy reply. The cheesy performance preserves her stunned state for just a bit longer, but being taste-tested is enough to snap even her out of it. "Hero...?" she asks, raw confusion in her eyes. 
Crys looks a little flustered as her help and introduction are promptly ignored. She frowns, and then waves at the Jackal. "Sorry about the mess. We've had some... odd things going on." and then returns to her mate's side. 
Sorien softly churrs, "Odd is one way to describe it. (giggle)" 
Selina hrms "I see.." 
"A type of sandwich," Rihko supplies, with a quiet snicker. "Usually on Italian loaf, with various meats and seasonings." She winks, slips an arm around Caeli, and nods towards the table she was sitting at. "Balina and Eithne were playing. And engaging in some rather raw word-smithing as well. Cooking up some atrocious puns. I am sure Taggart would have been sick to his stomach, but I rather enjoyed the feast." 
Selina list at the bar, "How are you all doing? I didn't mean to fall asleep like that.." 
Balina clutches Caeli to her chest, wrapping her arms around and generally threatening to smother the poor girl, lungs or no. "Of course! You freed me from the terrors of Eithne!" Letting her lower half begin to re-dissolve, Balina sinks towards a more reasonable level, and sets Caeli down in the pooled mass, thankfully free of restraint. "Though I'm sure I could have taken her. Really. Maybe." 
After some rooting around in the corner, Eithne surfaces with a tail once more, and oozes over to Caeli and the spinning Bal. She watches the rotations a moment, and then takes the chance when Bal stops spinning to duck in and hug both goowolf and robot. "Hey, I was just returning the favor, Bal. You did it to me earlier... and wasn't it fun? I know I found it so. Also, hi again Caeli. Like I said, sorry about bowling you over. That game is /later/. Maybe." Nodnod. "No harm done, though?" 
Alessa looks tired and vaguely annoyed as she walks down the stairs. she goes to the bar and orders a few shots, then turns to look at the rest of the room, keeping an ear open for converstation she could try and insert herself into, or maybe someone alone that she could talk to. 
Alessa receives her shots and drinks one. She checks her comm unit and, not finding any messages yet, sullenly rests her chin on a hand. 
Rihko gives Alessa a little nod as she walks past, but remains next to Caeli, Balina, and Eithne, smiling and waiting. 
Crys looks around, "Is something wrong? I get the feeling that there is an oddly dour mood that's brewing. Which seems odd considering how silly people were just being less than a few minutes ago." She looks at both the newer entrants specifically. 
Sorien tickles her claws along Crys' sides mischievously. 
Alessa takes her second shot and turns to Crys. "Nothing wrong with me personally, 'cept my few friends aren't around, so I'm bored as hell." 
Selina hrms? "I'm alright. Were you talking to me?" Coming out of her little daze 
Caeli mustards up what's left of her composure as she begins to digest the situation, though really it's a lot to swallow all at once. "Greetings, Eithne, Rihko, Crystala, and..." she headtilts at Balina without so much as a crumb of recognition in her eyes. "Goo-person. I am glad I was able to assist." She directs her monochromatic gaze down toward the thick soup around her sneakered feet, carefully extracting one at a time to stand closer to Rihko. "No damage sustained," she confirms to Eithne before turning back to her kitsune friend, ready to follow her lead. 
Crys evades her mate's tickling and adds to both Alessa and Selina, "I was refering to both of you. It's a pub, no reason to look so gloomy. Can we get you anything? You're welcome to join us over here instead of glooming alone, unless you want privacy while you drink?" 
Selina defensively hisses, "Sorry.. I just.. had something on my mind. How are you and your family doing?" 
Alessa stands and moves to join Crys. "I want anything but privacy. My name's Alessa." 
"Of course I remember!" grins Balina, an arm swiveling around patting Eithne back. "And I was going to let you get away with it, until Caeli decided to rescue me. I'll try and stay more default-sized next time; this wasn't fair of me at all." A nod to Caeli and her confusion, "Balina. We met some time ago, but I'm in really... rare form tonight." 
Selina defensively hisses, "Hello Balina." 
Rihko quietly giggles. "A rare form indeed," she agrees and pats Caeli, then wanders back over to her seat with Sorien and Crys. "Oh, and this is Crystala's mate, Sorien," she adds. She settles into her seat and picks up her tea, taking a sip; finding it has gone cold, her nose wrinkles, and she decides to just finish it off. Then she sets her cup back down and laughs. "Ahhh, been a good night so far. Hi, Alessa, I'm Rihko." 
Alessa softly churrls, "Nice to meet you. Mind telling me something about yourself? I'm not very good at starting conversations." 
Crys turns to Sorien, and says, "I don't know, how /are/ we doing, my love?" grinning widely as both of the new people feel comfortable to interact. She offers a handout to Alessa, "A pleasure, as always to meet new faces. It's a relatively relaxed night and nothing bad has happened, so especially nice. My name, as has been mentioned, is Crystala." nodding toward Rihko, "And this is Sorien, my skunkie lover." her face is animated, looking excited and in one of her rare elated moods, probably set off by Eithne and Balina's bonding earlier. 
Crys turns back to Selina, "You've only come a few times. I was a little worried we did something to upset you, the last time. You wearing the jackal's skin so proudly always caught my eye. One of the few who wears the shape of death without any discomfort is always eyecatching." 
Eithne mrrs for a bit, and then resolidifies to snuggle into Bal properly, reclaiming her gooseat. Her tail reaches up to scritch at wolfears, and she licks the other woman's chin affectionately (with a soft "mmm, blueberry"). 
Selina defensively hisses, "Though you are correct, Anubis' servants often go unannounced." 
Catalina wanders down the steps and finds herself a lounger to curl up in, making sure her tanktop stays in place as she does. "Hello everyone." Her voice is quiet as she watches everyone. 
Selina defensively hisses, "Death itself is rather unannounced, so I suppose that may hold some reason." 
Crys' response is obvious, "Because few are comfortable with the idea of mortality. A constant reminder that all things die... is generally something people avoid." before turning back to Alessa. "I'm not sure what there is to say, have you ever set foot in Taggart's pub before this and I missed you, or is this a first?" 
Selina defensively hisses, "I find that if anything, here in the bubble, death bears little meaning." 
Balina gives a happy wave to Selina as she scoots along the floor, Eithne carried along for the ride. Venturing to the bar, she claims her trusty mug, emptying the entire thing multiple times while waiting for her order to come in. More fruit (big surprise), and a fresh cup of coffee for Eithne are acquired and settled as the pair venture towards a table for a proper, post-battle relaxation. With some annoyance, she finally pulls that tea bag out of her head, dropping it down into her mug. 

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Slime and Punishment

2012-04-16T00:03:23Z

Eithne:

Context:
*Balina is usually a wolfcow. Due to circumstances, she is presently a very large goo-wolfcow, acting as a couch.
*Eithne is lying in said couch. Is a Nekomata in a dress.
*Both of these people are very silly.
Eithne melts under Bal's scritching. Literally, with a tiny little cheeky grin amidst her purring. 
Crys shrugs, "Am I really that talkative my love?" sighing, and then she gets up, to refill teas for them both. 
Sorien softly churrs, "No, not really. But I love your voice." 
Agata nods to Foxheart, "That would seem to be the best course of action, indeed...thank you for your help, Miss Foxheart...now again, do you need a lift, or can you fly?" 
Balina goes through surprise, amusement, a slight bit of worry, then back to amusement. Leaning forward, the wolfgoo wraps around Eithne, wrapping her up entirely in a blue, giggling ball. 
Foxheart grins. "I'll take the ride, thank you very much." 
The grapekitty squeaks as she is bundled up, curling and deforming into a ball admist the berrywolf. So, falling back on her only recourse amidst this TRAGEDY... She begins licking at her jellyfriend with her jelly tongue. 
Agata smiles a toothy smile, saying, "Well then, when we get upstairs, get on my back. I shall give you a ride..." She blinks and says surprisedly, "I am usually very small, it is strange to be saying something like that." She shakes her head and moves toward the stairs, awkwardly clicking up the stairs. 
Foxheart follows after Agata up the stairs. She walks up the stairs, waving farewell to the rest of the pub, though they're likely too distracted to notice. 
Eithne is incapable of waving back. It's the thought that counts. 
Balina begins quivering, giggling through whatever means goo girls talk in the first place and starting to roll back and forth as she rolls herself as spherical as she can, Jellithne bouncing around somewhere inside. She has no idea where she's going with this, in any sense of the word, but that's half the fun! 
Eithne vibrates at just the right pitch for it to be a squeal, echoing throughout the pub as she's bounced around inside Ball-ina. She pokes and prods and licks around while it happens, of course, just to be contrary... But she doesn't move to break free, yet. 
Balina continues to bounce around in response to Eithne's bouncing, creating a horrible feedback loop. There's quite a lot of mass involved here, and the the pair begin rolling around more and more violently, eventually rebounding off of chairs, tables, and patrons, each completely oblivious to anything beyond one another. 
Eithne knows that this will only end horribly, but is having too much fun. 
The Balithne contains two people, neither of which seems to know or care where they are at any given moment. A stray bounce sends the ball halfway up the stairs before gravity kicks in. Rolling, then bouncing, all hundred and fifty gallons come back down the stairs, clear any tables that might have been in the way on a bounce, then comes to a crash against the bar, splattering the two, and finally releasing Eithne. 
The grape-flavored, purple smear that is Eithne lies partway up and over the counter, and lies still for a few moments. Before it starts giggling, even as it pulls itself back into an Eithnecat-shaped mass. That sways a bit drunkenly. "That was fun, Ball-ina. Can we do that again? Only with less crashy and more bouncy. I think we can get a few thousand more points on our high-score for New Ireland Pinball." 
Rihko wanders out of the kitchen, licking her fingers and claws. She pauses a moment as she surveys the room, ear flicking. "Huh," she comments. Then she starts making a cup of tea. 
Balina takes slightly longer to recover, dripping from the seats, and a single glop falls from the ceiling. Bigger they are, indeed. "I think," mutters one of the piles, "that next time one or both of us should issue a warning. Maybe check for a score-keeper next time." 
Eithne waves drunkenly to Rihko, still giggling like mad, and wobbles and slithers over to the supply closet, poking around for a dustpan. Which she then moves to use to help scrape Bal into a single pile. "Sure! That sounds like a plan. Oh, oh, maybe we can try it in a couple alleys and see how many ferals we can knock down... Goo Bowling." 
Balina finishes piling together, and reforms into... mostly a Balina. Still using all that extra mass, but she at least has the presence of mind to remember to use indoor shapes. Sitting on the floor, she props an elbow up onto the bar counter, steadying her head. "I /did/ say something about throwing myself at ferals, didn't I? Afraid I'd just pick them up and keep going if we tried anything like that, though." 
"So we change the scoring to how many we can katamari. Duh." Eithne nodnods, setting the dustpan to the side and flopping against Bal. She cranes her head back a moment later, looking up towards Rihko or the Tagling. It's hard to tell. "Can I get a mug of coffee, please?" 
"Sure," Rihko answers, smiling. She gets a mug and brings it over, offering it to Eithne, then returns to her tea cup and takes a sip. She grins wider, and shakes her head. "Isn't that what Balina used to do when she was a Kaijoo? Just flood over things?" 
Sorien comes back out from where she'd been crouched behind the bar. "You two are nuts. (giggle)" 
Balina giggles, though it trails off after a bit and she looks thoughtful. "That's kind of worryingly close to exactly what I did, yeah. Just roll through the streets, and anything that didn't die on the impact just went along for the ride until... ugh." Shuddering it much more impressive when you're built for it. "Can we go back to lighthearted? I'm all for reminiscing, but there are bad kinds of nostalgia." 
Crys smirks, "You know, I'm far less worried about you Balina, despite how.... weird, this is. You're actually here, and your heart is open." She looks between both Eithne and Balina carefully. 
Sorien softly churrs, "Yeah, and if you look carefully, you can see it!" 
Rihko gets one of the tea bags from beside the samovar, wanders over, and drops it on Balina. Then she snickers, tails squirming, and claps her hands before she scampers back up to the bar and her cup of tea. 
Eithne nodnods. "Sure we can. It's rather simple." She pours the coffee down her mouth, and watches the CLOUD of black spready and dilute from her stomach. She pokes at her goodress a moment, and then slithers away from Bal. Before pouncing on TeaBal. "Rawr! Coffee is better than tea! We shall wrestle for hot beverage superiority!" 
Sorien softly churrs, "Ooookay. I think I'll go over here and get my own tea..." 
The tea bag sinks in obligingly, though it doesn't infuse quite like one would hope. "Cold brewing takes forever!" grunts Balina, rolling about with a coffeithne, only slightly more controlled than before. "I can't even think of any good tea puns to go with it!" 
"What, not even the agony that Rihko just teabagged you? Or that you're not a TeaBall? Iced Tea jokes? Nothing?" Eithne giggles, though she's rather more in control with feline agility and pushing off things in marginally more controlled bounces. 
Sorien curls back up with Crys. 
"Hehe. That was one of the things I was pondering earlier. For Science. What would happen if I 'accidently' spilled my coffee on the Balina-couch." She glances around, shifty eyed, before snickering. "No, no, I can't... ah, well. Hmm... seems like we need some originalitea here..." she pauses, and scratches at her ear. "For a place as steeped in pop culture as this pub is, you'd think we'd be floating in the puns." 
Crys offers, "I think I tend to counteract any effort at pop culture. Even my mate's attempt at programming has failed to have me get even half of what you all reference." 
Sorien softly churrs, "I think you'd get iced coffee, honestly." 
Balina is, as always, relying on brute force. Given that she has at least three times Felithne's mass, it's not a bad bet. Even if it's not paying off right now. "I have been making bad puns from the moment I flowed in!" she cries, grabbing at her opponent to throw. "I don't have time for oolong of a story, but ask me about Callahan's after I finish this!" 
Crys rolls her eyes, "You could be far more effective with properly constructed language." clearly not having an appreciation of punnery. 
Sorien licks Crys' ear. "Hey, they're happy. It's a good thing." 
Crys speaks with a lighthearted, almost musical tone, "It's an absolutely wonderful thing." She grins and says much lower, "Young love." 
Eithne is giggling too much to resist the throw, and goes SPLAT all on the wall. "... I guess I got creamed. Give me a moment to collect myself." She burbles, her leading edge rolling down the wall as she bounces towards TeaBal. "And I promise not to pour it on thick with my victory speech." 
Rihko snerks. "Ooh, Balina, dajarling! Don't leave me in suspense for too long." She sips at her drink. "I will certainly mug you for the information once you're finished there." Then she giggles, and nods at Crys. "One of the reasons English is so fun. It's very grey." She pauses. "And it's fun when you play loose with it." 
Sorien softly churrs, "The ultimate bastard-language. Like a salad bar, we take what we like. " 
Balina is too distracted by Crys's comments to properly defend herself, and is throw to the ground as the smaller ball bounces right through her. "I will be the first to admit that Eithne (sorry, running out of silly names) is fun, but she's not Yerba Mate or anything." Recollecting herself, she rears up and prepares to perform her old signature move, the Jelly Flop. "This is just a friendly sparing Matcha! Shou Mei anyone else who can keep up, and I will kick their Assam!" 
Crys shrugs, "Hindi is almost as bad, similar in many ways. If Urdu and Hindi ever officially merge, it'll be just as diverse as English. They might as well be dialects as it is." smirking she adds, "English in itself is really only so big because it doesn't get split up into dialects officially like Chinese." 
"Awww. You all know more teas than me. It's hard to keep up. I'll work up to things latte, I suppose." Eithne pouts, even as she eyes the incoming jelly flop. Her response is simple and elegant. She flattens herself out /before/ hand, in preparation to try and wrap Bal up afterwards. 
Rihko thinks for a moment. Then a bit longer. Her ears twitch, and she ponders some more, then shakes her head again. "I'm out. You've roasted my stash; I'll need to brew for a while before I can cough-y up anything else." She pauses a moment, winces at her own horribleness, and hopes nobody calls her on it as she grins and watches the jelly wrestling. 
Sorien shakes her head at Rihko's punnery. 
Balina has never let new information stop her from carrying out a terrible idea. "Wolfcows do not believe in common Sencha!" Neither do, apparently, their jellied cousins. Clambering atop a table and giving a disgusted grunt, Balina drops with a terrifying, "Bancha!" 
Caeli's no doubt interesting and spectacular entrance is very thoroughly interrupted by the spectacle taking place on the pub's lower level. She stands frozen at the top of the stairs for several minutes, staring down at the goo battle with wide, innocent eyes that have never before beheld such a thing; eventually she begins descending the steps in a sort of trance, her gaze glued to the splat-tacular showdown. 
Or not so terrifying, to the widespread Eithne. "Hrm. I think you'll need a gelcat for the pain, after this one, Bal. Good thing I'm on hand." As Bal closes in, she whips her edges up to try and wrap around the incoming goowolf. "And remember; rock beats paper... Flame. I'm out of material." Both literally and metaphorically, as she's stretched to her limit. 
Rihko snickers. She glances up and waves at Caeli; the kitsune is near the bar, sipping on a cup of tea, although she gets up and moves over to sit near Crys and Sorien. Her attention goes back to the goo match, and she giggles. "You know, this really stretches the limits of what's allowed in here... but I think we can be elastic on it tonight. If you two end up getting mixed together, though, I don't know how we'll sort you out. It could be rather jarring..." 
Balina pops her head and arms up and out of the top of the ball, looking down over the thin layer of grape and putting her arms in the air. "Vindication! Also, change of topics to preserve the horror! About slime, too. I was getting awful sloppy in there." Both arms reach down, and begin tickling at her captor, one more effectively than the other. 
"Ha! I have you trapped, trapped I say! I'll try not to gush in too condensing a manner. Just be a nice gooBal and tuck up." Eithne tries to compress her captive, rolling them around a little as she vibrates in a hearty giggle. 
Caeli may have failed to stir the pot with her entrance, but she seems intent on at least getting a taste of the action; she treats Rihko to a wave in return, but keeps her focus on the main course, edging steadily closer to the combatants. Her plan may be half-baked, but that's never bothered her; once within arm's reach she leans forward and extends a slender finger toward the pair, aiming a poke right at the rolling goo that has so thoroughly devoured her attention. 
"Deja-goo!" Balina cries, tucking herself back into her Bal as best as she can. "I'd be jellious, but one look at those green gelatinize and I go all wobbly." 
Crys headtilts at Caeli. "Do I know you? You seem to know them..." 
Rihko snickers. She reaches over and gives Crys a hug. "Crys, that is Caeli. She is one of my frinds, a great person." Then she looks over at Caeli, grining wider. "Be careful you don't get sucked in. That looks like it could be quite the sticky situation. You're also both a pair of fruit cakes, but I think you're both far too amoozing to want to break this up." 
"Ha! You wi-" and whatever pun Eithne was planning on is ruined as she squeaks, both at the poke and how the pair roll right into the inquisitive robot and her probing, slender figure. And, just as Rihko warned, the robot is sucked in. And the sprawled all over the place, covered in Eithne (and likely Bal), with splashes of pruple (and likely blue) all over the place. There may be injuries, but at least slime cures all wounds, right? "... Oh, hi Caeli. It's goo to see you. Sorry about the mess. Did you need help collecting yourself? I do, if you wouldn't mind helping me scrape by again." From her half-dozen piles and assorted scraps, all vibrating in time. 
Crys looks to Rihko carefully, and the relaxed and enthusiastic state of her response calms her a bit. She waits, not interrupting what’s happening before she greets the newcomer though. 
Sorien softly churrs, "Agh, the puns! Evil! (giggle)" 
Balina consolidates much quicker than last time, though she still has to take some time to walk around, stepping on little blue piles and soaking them back up. "Stiff competition. Much better than last time. Much better than the usual clots who think stringing two or three words together makes for a solid, coherent defense." A couple of purple pieces are picked up and thrown back at Jellithne with a giggle. "I'm not sure I have much left in me, though." 
Caeli freezes mid-poke upon being addressed, eyeing Crystala with a measure of confusion (perhaps a cup, if you had to guess). But such a distraction is the final ingredient in a recipe for disaster, it seems, as she quite suddenly finds herself mixed, shaken, and stirred by the gootastrophe that follows. She's quick to rise again, though, wiping a bit of Eithne (or was that Balina?) from her eyes as she sits upright and stares around at the mess she inadvertently cooked up. 
Crys blinks, frowning and gets up, unwrapping from her mate. She offers a hand down, towering over Caeli, her tails fanning behind her. 
Sorien headtilts? 
One of the 'pieces' Balina picks up grows a mouth and tongue and... proceeds to stick the latter out at the goowolf, just before she tosses it back. Slowly, Eithne pulls herself back together, having actually been kersploded instead of just splatted. She glances around, rubbing her gooey butt through her gelatinous dress. "Has anyone seen where my tail ended up? No one is using it for jelly shots, are they?" 
Sorien softly churrs, "Bleah?" 
Rihko laughs happily, and shakes her head. "I dunno, did it land over there?" she asks, pointing. "You did kind of make a mess of yourself Eithne." Then she hops up and wanders over with Crys. "Caeli, this is my sister, Crystala. Crys, Caeli.” 
Balina does one better than Crys, the presently-oversized wolfgoow stepping up behind Caeli, reaching down and picking the poor girl up by the shoulders. "My hero!" she cries, spinning the girl around then squinting, peering at something. "Hold on a second, got a little..." *SLURP* "Yeah, that's where it went." 
"Premature release. Whatever shall I do?" Eithne looks put-upon, even as she glances after Rihko's indicated direction. 
Sorien softly churrs, "Hm... So. Jello-wars are over?" 
Selina looks up "Jello wars..?" 
Sorien points at Eithne and Bal. 
Selina hrms "I haven't had jello in a long while. Where did you get it?" 
Sorien softly churrs, "They ARE it. (giggle)" 
Selina rubs her eyes and looks, she clearly hasn't noticed yet what's going on "Who?" 
Sorien softly churrs, "Eithne and Bal." 
Not one to simmer over such a minor incident, Caeli accepts the offered hand and prepares to pull herself up into a breader position, only to be snatched away from the new acquaintance before she can concoct a worthy reply. The cheesy performance preserves her stunned state for just a bit longer, but being taste-tested is enough to snap even her out of it. "Hero...?" she asks, raw confusion in her eyes. 
Crys looks a little flustered as her help and introduction are promptly ignored. She frowns, and then waves at the Jackal. "Sorry about the mess. We've had some... odd things going on." and then returns to her mate's side. 
Sorien softly churrs, "Odd is one way to describe it. (giggle)" 
Selina hrms "I see.." 
"A type of sandwich," Rihko supplies, with a quiet snicker. "Usually on Italian loaf, with various meats and seasonings." She winks, slips an arm around Caeli, and nods towards the table she was sitting at. "Balina and Eithne were playing. And engaging in some rather raw word-smithing as well. Cooking up some atrocious puns. I am sure Taggart would have been sick to his stomach, but I rather enjoyed the feast." 
Selina list at the bar, "How are you all doing? I didn't mean to fall asleep like that.." 
Balina clutches Caeli to her chest, wrapping her arms around and generally threatening to smother the poor girl, lungs or no. "Of course! You freed me from the terrors of Eithne!" Letting her lower half begin to re-dissolve, Balina sinks towards a more reasonable level, and sets Caeli down in the pooled mass, thankfully free of restraint. "Though I'm sure I could have taken her. Really. Maybe." 
After some rooting around in the corner, Eithne surfaces with a tail once more, and oozes over to Caeli and the spinning Bal. She watches the rotations a moment, and then takes the chance when Bal stops spinning to duck in and hug both goowolf and robot. "Hey, I was just returning the favor, Bal. You did it to me earlier... and wasn't it fun? I know I found it so. Also, hi again Caeli. Like I said, sorry about bowling you over. That game is /later/. Maybe." Nodnod. "No harm done, though?" 
Alessa looks tired and vaguely annoyed as she walks down the stairs. she goes to the bar and orders a few shots, then turns to look at the rest of the room, keeping an ear open for converstation she could try and insert herself into, or maybe someone alone that she could talk to. 
Alessa receives her shots and drinks one. She checks her comm unit and, not finding any messages yet, sullenly rests her chin on a hand. 
Rihko gives Alessa a little nod as she walks past, but remains next to Caeli, Balina, and Eithne, smiling and waiting. 
Crys looks around, "Is something wrong? I get the feeling that there is an oddly dour mood that's brewing. Which seems odd considering how silly people were just being less than a few minutes ago." She looks at both the newer entrants specifically. 
Sorien tickles her claws along Crys' sides mischievously. 
Alessa takes her second shot and turns to Crys. "Nothing wrong with me personally, 'cept my few friends aren't around, so I'm bored as hell." 
Selina hrms? "I'm alright. Were you talking to me?" Coming out of her little daze 
Caeli mustards up what's left of her composure as she begins to digest the situation, though really it's a lot to swallow all at once. "Greetings, Eithne, Rihko, Crystala, and..." she headtilts at Balina without so much as a crumb of recognition in her eyes. "Goo-person. I am glad I was able to assist." She directs her monochromatic gaze down toward the thick soup around her sneakered feet, carefully extracting one at a time to stand closer to Rihko. "No damage sustained," she confirms to Eithne before turning back to her kitsune friend, ready to follow her lead. 
Crys evades her mate's tickling and adds to both Alessa and Selina, "I was refering to both of you. It's a pub, no reason to look so gloomy. Can we get you anything? You're welcome to join us over here instead of glooming alone, unless you want privacy while you drink?" 
Selina defensively hisses, "Sorry.. I just.. had something on my mind. How are you and your family doing?" 
Alessa stands and moves to join Crys. "I want anything but privacy. My name's Alessa." 
"Of course I remember!" grins Balina, an arm swiveling around patting Eithne back. "And I was going to let you get away with it, until Caeli decided to rescue me. I'll try and stay more default-sized next time; this wasn't fair of me at all." A nod to Caeli and her confusion, "Balina. We met some time ago, but I'm in really... rare form tonight." 
Selina defensively hisses, "Hello Balina." 
Rihko quietly giggles. "A rare form indeed," she agrees and pats Caeli, then wanders back over to her seat with Sorien and Crys. "Oh, and this is Crystala's mate, Sorien," she adds. She settles into her seat and picks up her tea, taking a sip; finding it has gone cold, her nose wrinkles, and she decides to just finish it off. Then she sets her cup back down and laughs. "Ahhh, been a good night so far. Hi, Alessa, I'm Rihko." 
Alessa softly churrls, "Nice to meet you. Mind telling me something about yourself? I'm not very good at starting conversations." 
Crys turns to Sorien, and says, "I don't know, how /are/ we doing, my love?" grinning widely as both of the new people feel comfortable to interact. She offers a handout to Alessa, "A pleasure, as always to meet new faces. It's a relatively relaxed night and nothing bad has happened, so especially nice. My name, as has been mentioned, is Crystala." nodding toward Rihko, "And this is Sorien, my skunkie lover." her face is animated, looking excited and in one of her rare elated moods, probably set off by Eithne and Balina's bonding earlier. 
Crys turns back to Selina, "You've only come a few times. I was a little worried we did something to upset you, the last time. You wearing the jackal's skin so proudly always caught my eye. One of the few who wears the shape of death without any discomfort is always eyecatching." 
Eithne mrrs for a bit, and then resolidifies to snuggle into Bal properly, reclaiming her gooseat. Her tail reaches up to scritch at wolfears, and she licks the other woman's chin affectionately (with a soft "mmm, blueberry"). 
Selina defensively hisses, "Though you are correct, Anubis' servants often go unannounced." 
Catalina wanders down the steps and finds herself a lounger to curl up in, making sure her tanktop stays in place as she does. "Hello everyone." Her voice is quiet as she watches everyone. 
Selina defensively hisses, "Death itself is rather unannounced, so I suppose that may hold some reason." 
Crys' response is obvious, "Because few are comfortable with the idea of mortality. A constant reminder that all things die... is generally something people avoid." before turning back to Alessa. "I'm not sure what there is to say, have you ever set foot in Taggart's pub before this and I missed you, or is this a first?" 
Selina defensively hisses, "I find that if anything, here in the bubble, death bears little meaning." 
Balina gives a happy wave to Selina as she scoots along the floor, Eithne carried along for the ride. Venturing to the bar, she claims her trusty mug, emptying the entire thing multiple times while waiting for her order to come in. More fruit (big surprise), and a fresh cup of coffee for Eithne are acquired and settled as the pair venture towards a table for a proper, post-battle relaxation. With some annoyance, she finally pulls that tea bag out of her head, dropping it down into her mug. 

[[Category:RPLogs]]

Organ sizes

2012-03-15T07:50:26Z

Eithne:

The values between asterisks are what to target when using a Nanite Carnal Equalizer to adjust a specific body part. "Cock
width" is how the game stores the ball size variable. Examples: 'shift breasts=margay' or 'shift cock width=lion beast'.

{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
!Species
!*Breasts*
!*Breast Size*
!*Cocks*
!*Cock Length*
!Ball Size *Cock Width*
!*Cunts*
!*Cunt Length*
!Body Size
!Missing?
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|[[Feesh|><>]]
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|NEUT, all but ass
|----
|[[Human|Human/0]]
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|
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|5
|NEUT
|----
|[[Aassahke Female]]
|4
|3
|0
|0
|0
|1
|10
|5
|-
|----
|[[Aassahke Male]]
|0
|0
|1
|8
|3
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Amazonian]]
|2
|6
|1
|16
|6
|1
|16
|6
|-
|----
|[[Ancient Tortoise]]
|2
|2
|1
|4
|0
|1
|5
|5
|-
|----
|[[Anglerfish]]
|2
|6
|3
|10
|20
|1
|12
|5
|-
|----
|[[Animate Doll]]
|2
|1
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Anime Babe]]
|2
|9
|0
|0
|0
|1
|8
|5
|-
|----
|[[Anole]]
|0
|0
|1
|6
|2
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Ant Girl]]
|2
|3
|0
|0
|0
|1
|7
|5
|-
|----
|[[Anthro Dolphin]]
|0
|0
|1
|16
|15
|0
|0
||5
|-
|----
|[[Anubis Servant]]
|2
|4
|0
|0
|0
|1
|14
|5
|-
|----
|[[Ashen Breeder]]
|2
|6
|1
|6
|2
|1
|6
|5
|-
|----
|[[Ashen Matriarch]]
|14
|14
|1
|20
|18
|1
|20
|15
|-
|----
|[[Ashen Render]]
|4
|12
|1
|18
|12
|1
|18
|14
|-
|----
|[[Automaton]]
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|
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|
|
|
|7
|NEUT
|----
|[[Bastet Disciple (dedication)|Bastet Disciple]]
|4
|4
|0
|0
|0
|1
|18
|5
|-
|----
|[[Banshee]]
|2
|1
|0
|0
|0
|1
|8
|5
|-
|----
|[[Bearded Dragon Recruit]]
|2
|4
|0
|0
|0
|1
|6
|5
|-
|----
|[[Behemoth]]
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|6
|-
|----
|[[Black Panther]]
|8
|0
|1
|10
|4
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Blue Gryphon]]
|2
|8
|1
|13
|7
|1
|13
|5
|-
|----
|[[Blue Sphinx]]
|2
|8
|1
|18
|19
|1
|18
|5
|-
|----
|[[Bull Shark]]
|2
|5
|2
|11
|8
|1
|11
|10
|-
|----
|[[Bulldog]]
|0
|0
|1
|5
|3
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Bunny Boy]]
|0
|0
|1
|5
|3
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Bunny Girl]]
|2
|3
|0
|0
|0
|1
|10
|5
|-
|----
|[[Busty Cow]]
|2
|10
|0
|0
|0
|1
|8
|5
|-
|----
|[[Busty Succubus]]
|2
|8
|0
|0
|0
|1
|20
|5
|-
|----
|[[Cat|Cat Girl]]
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|5
|NEUT
|----
|[[Cauven]]
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Celestial Attendant]]
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|
|
|
|
|
|
|5
|NEUT
|----
|[[Centaur Mare]]
|2
|3
|0
|0
|0
|1
|30
|7
|-
|----
|[[Centaur Stallion]]
|0
|0
|1
|28
|20
|0
|0
|7
|-
|----
|[[Cerberus Herm]]
|12
|5
|1
|18
|0
|1
|18
|5
|-
|----
|[[Cheetah]]
|0
|0
|1
|8
|1
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Cherry Cordial]]
|2
|7
|0
|0
|0
|1
|10
|5
|-
|----
|[[Chibi Skunk]]
|2
|1
|0
|0
|0
|1
|4
|3
|-
|----
|[[Chiller]]
|2
|3
|0
|0
|0
|1
|2
|5
|-
|----
|[[Chinchilla Cuntboy]]
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|1
|10
|5
|-
|----
|[[Chocolate Bunny]]
|2
|2
|0
|0
|0
|1
|4
|5
|-
|----
|[[Chocolate Cow]]
|4
|12
|0
|0
|0
|1
|28
|5
|-
|----
|[[Circus Clown]]
|0
|0
|1
|8
|10
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Clockwork Fox Girl]]
|2
|3
|0
|0
|0
|1
|15
|5
|-
|----
|[[Clockwork Fox Guy]]
|0
|0
|1
|13
|6
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Clownfish]]
|0
|0
|1
|18
|19
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Clydesdale Stud]]
|0
|0
|1
|16
|10
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Collie Herm]]
|6
|10
|1
|12
|4
|1
|13
|5
|-
|----
|[[Corota]]
|2
|4
|0
|0
|0
|1
|12
|5
|-
|----
|[[Cow Girl]]
|2
|10
|0
|0
|0
|1
|15
|5
|-
|----
|[[Coyote]]
|4
|4
|1
|9
|4
|1
|10
|5
|-
|----
|[[Crested Wyvern]]
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|1
|15
|15
|-
|----
|[[Crimson Pegasus]]
|2
|3
|0
|0
|0
|1
|8
|5
|-
|----
|[[Crimson Wyrm]]
|0
|0
|2
|12
|6
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Cuddlefish]]
|2
|3
|2
|18
|0
|2
|18
|5
|-
|----
|[[Dandy Peacock]]
|0
|0
|1
|15
|15
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Dark Elf Female]]
|2
|14
|0
|0
|0
|1
|18
|5
|-
|----
|[[Dark Elf Male]]
|0
|0
|1
|18
|10
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Deer Herm]]
|2
|4
|1
|12
|12
|1
|12
|5
|-
|----
|[[Diamond Drake]]
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|1
|13
|6
|-
|----
|[[Djinn]]
|0
|0
|1
|18
|12
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Donkey Boy]]
|4
|0
|1
|18
|30
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Eagle Girl]]
|2
|2
|0
|0
|0
|1
|16
|5
|-
|----
|[[Ebony Raven]]
|0
|0
|1
|8
|4
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Evil Nurse]]
|2
|7
|0
|0
|0
|1
|9
|5
|-
|----
|[[Fairy]]
|2
|1
|0
|0
|0
|1
|6
|1
|-
|----
|[[Farm Hen]]
|2
|4
|0
|0
|0
|1
|14
|5
|-
|----
|[[Female Alley Cat]]
|6
|4
|0
|0
|0
|1
|6
|5
|-
|----
|[[Female Commando]]
|2
|3
|0
|0
|0
|1
|9
|5
|-
|----
|[[Female Husky]]
|4
|6
|0
|0
|0
|1
|10
|5
|-
|----
|[[Female Lamia]]
|2
|3
|0
|0
|0
|1
|24
|5
|-
|----
|[[Festive Reindeer]]
|4
|0
|1
|18
|6
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Snow Leopardtaur|Female Snow Leopardtaur]]
|2
|5
|0
|0
|0
|1
|18
|7
|-
|----
|[[Female Widow Convert]]
|2
|4
|0
|0
|0
|1
|10
|5
|-
|----
|[[Feral Wolfess]]
|8
|3
|0
|0
|0
|1
|9
|5
|-
|----
|[[Fey Folke]]
|0
|0
|1
|6
|4
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Fox Boy]]
|0
|0
|1
|8
|3
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Fox Girl]]
|6
|4
|0
|0
|0
|1
|12
|5
|-
|----
|[[Friesian Stallion]]
|0
|0
|1
|20
|14
|0
|0
|8
|-
|----
|[[Genetically Superior Human]]
|2
|5
|1
|16
|5
|1
|15
|5
|-
|----
|[[German Shepherd]]
|2
|0
|1
|8
|4
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Giant]]
|2
|6
|0
|0
|0
|1
|6
|15
|-
|----
|[[Giant Bat]]
|2
|2
|2
|9
|3
|1
|8
|5
|-
|----
|[[Giant Robot]]
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|15
|-
|----
|[[Gingerbread Fox]]
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|5
|NEUT
|----
|[[Gladiator]]
|0
|0
|1
|10
|4
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Goo Girl]]
|2
|3
|0
|0
|0
|1
|20
|5
|-
|----
|[[Green Hydra]]
|4
|15
|3
|15
|4
|1
|15
|15
|-
|----
|[[Hair-bound Woman]]
|2
|5
|0
|0
|0
|1
|8
|5
|-
|----
|[[Half-Lizard]]
|0
|0
|1
|10
|4
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Hamster]]
|0
|0
|1
|8
|4
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Harbinger Lynx]]
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|5
|NEUT
|----
|[[Hermaphrodite Phoenix]]
|2
|4
|1
|18
|4
|1
|18
|5
|-
|----
|[[Honey Bear]]
|0
|0
|1
|10
|10
|0
|0
|6
|-
|----
|[[Honey Bee]]
|2
|2
|0
|0
|0
|1
|6
|5
|-
|----
|[[Horned Wyvern]]
|0
|0
|1
|20
|18
|0
|0
|6
|-
|----
|[[Horseshoe Crab]]
|0
|0
|1
|6
|13
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[House Cat]]
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|3
|NEUT
|----
|[[House Mouse]]
|2
|3
|0
|0
|0
|1
|6
|5
|-
|----
|[[Hugely Hung Happy Hyper Herm Horse]]
|2
|12
|1
|60
|20
|1
|20
|5
|-
|----
|[[Hyena|Hyena Herm]]
|6
|2
|1
|14
|6
|1
|8
|5
|-
|----
|[[Iguana Herm]]
|4
|0
|2
|36
|20
|1
|30
|5
|-
|----
|[[Inflatable Turtle Raft]]
|0
|0
|1
|10
|0
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Jawbreaker]]
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Jellyfish]]
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Jorogumo]]
|2
|4
|1
|12
|0
|1
|12
|5
|-
|----
|[[Kaiju_(dedication)|Kaiju]]
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|50
|NEUT
|----
|[[Kangaroo_(dedication)|Kangaroo]]
|2
|5
|1
|36
|14
|1
|36
|10
|-
|----
|[[Killer Whale]]
|0
|0
|1
|14
|10
|0
|0
|10
|-
|----
|[[Kitsune_(dedication)|Kitsune]]
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|5
|NEUT
|----
|[[Knockout Mouse]]
|2
|5
|0
|0
|0
|1
|16
|5
|-
|----
|[[Kobold Herm]]
|2
|2
|1
|5
|1
|1
|6
|5
|-
|----
|[[Komodo Dragon]]
|0
|0
|2
|20
|15
|0
|0
|10
|-
|----
|[[Latex Fox]]
|0
|0
|1
|8
|6
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Latex Snow Leopard]]
|2
|4
|0
|0
|0
|1
|8
|5
|-
|----
|[[Leather Mistress]]
|2
|4
|0
|0
|0
|1
|10
|5
|-
|----
|[[Leech]]
|2
|3
|0
|0
|0
|1
|15
|5
|-
|----
|[[Lion Beast]]
|0
|0
|1
|16
|6
|0
|0
|6
|-
|----
|[[Liquid Panthress]]
|2
|7
|0
|0
|0
|1
|24
|5
|-
|----
|[[Lizard Girl]]
|2
|3
|0
|0
|0
|1
|17
|5
|-
|----
|[[Lobster]]
|2
|3
|1
|6
|6
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Lollipop Lady]]
|2
|2
|0
|0
|0
|1
|9
|5
|-
|----
|[[Mad Doctor]]
|0
|0
|1
|6
|4
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Magma Wurm]]
|0
|0
|1
|12
|0
|1
|10
|10
|-
|----
|[[Male Alley Cat]]
|0
|0
|1
|6
|1
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Male Gator]]
|0
|0
|1
|9
|0
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Male Rex]]
|0
|0
|1
|13
|6
|0
|0
|6
|-
|----
|[[Water Moccasin|Male Water Moccasin]]
|0
|0
|1
|6
|4
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Man-o-War]]
|0
|0
|1
|8
|0
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Manticore]]
|6
|5
|2
|7
|16
|1
|7
|6
|-
|----
|[[Mantis]]
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Margay]]
|6
|4
|0
|0
|0
|2
|25
|8
|-
|----
|[[Margay Taur]]
|12
|6
|2
|8
|6
|2
|15
|15
|-
|----
|[[Masked Angel]]
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|5
|NEUT
|----
|[[Math Teacher]]
|2
|4
|1
|8
|0
|1
|2
|5
|-
|----
|[[Minotaur]]
|0
|0
|1
|18
|25
|0
|0
|6
|-
|----
|[[Mischiveous Nogitsune]]
|6
|5
|1
|12
|4
|1
|15
|5
|-
|----
|[[Momma Bronto]]
|2
|5
|0
|0
|0
|1
|16
|15
|-
|----
|[[Moth Girl]]
|2
|3
|0
|0
|0
|1
|6
|5
|-
|----
|[[Mouthless Stranger]]
|2
|3
|0
|0
|0
|1
|6
|5
|-
|----
|[[MSPA Series 6]]
|8
|8
|0
|0
|0
|1
|8
|5
|-
|----
|[[Muscle Hulk]]
|0
|0
|1
|16
|26
|0
|0
|6
|-
|----
|[[Mutant Hyena]]
|4
|12
|2
|10
|32
|1
|10
|5
|-
|----
|[[Mutated Brute]]
|2
|5
|1
|16
|10
|0
|0
|6
|-
|----
|[[Nanite Mage]]
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|5
|NEUT
|----
|[[Nekomata]]
|4
|5
|0
|0
|0
|1
|8
|4
|-
|----
|[[Nephilim]]
|2
|0
|1
|10
|16
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Night Stalker]]
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Octopus Guy]]
|0
|0
|3
|18
|10
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Orc]]
|0
|0
|1
|9
|5
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Otter]]
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|10
|NEUT
|----
|[[Painted Wolf|Painted Wolf Herm]]
|4
|7
|1
|10
|10
|1
|10
|5
|-
|----
|[[Palmetto Roach]]
|0
|0
|1
|12
|0
|1
|11
|5
|-
|----
|[[Pangolin]]
|0
|0
|1
|8
|4
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Panther Taur]]
|6
|8
|1
|14
|15
|1
|14
|7
|-
|----
|[[Parasitic Plant]]
|4
|6
|4
|12
|5
|3
|20
|5
|-
|----
|[[Parrot Lady]]
|2
|4
|0
|0
|0
|1
|10
|5
|-
|----
|[[Pink Panda]]
|8
|9
|0
|0
|0
|1
|10
|5
|-
|----
|[[Plump Tigress]]
|2
|3
|0
|0
|0
|1
|9
|5
|-
|----
|[[Porcupine]]
|0
|0
|1
|12
|6
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Priapan Orca]]
|0
|0
|1
|12
|6
|1
|12
|20
|-
|----
|[[Pterosaurian]]
|0
|0
|1
|10
|6
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Quicksilver Serpent]]
|2
|24
|2
|48
|32
|1
|48
|5
|-
|----
|[[Quilled Tousky]]
|0
|0
|1
|8
|5
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Rabid Beaver]]
|2
|5
|0
|0
|0
|1
|16
|5
|-
|----
|[[Rabid Squirrel]]
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|5
|NEUT
|----
|[[Raccoon Guy]]
|0
|0
|1
|15
|10
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Raised Pharaoh]]
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|5
|NEUT
|----
|[[Raptorian]]
|0
|0
|1
|7
|4
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Rept-taur]]
|6
|6
|2
|20
|0
|2
|20
|7
|-
|----
|[[Rubber Balls]]
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|5
|all but torso
|----
|[[Salamander Femme]]
|2
|5
|0
|0
|0
|1
|8
|5
|-
|----
|[[Satyr]]
|2
|1
|1
|7
|3
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Scorpion]]
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Sexy Dragoness]]
|2
|8
|0
|0
|0
|1
|12
|8
|-
|----
|[[Shadow Dragon]]
|2
|4
|0
|0
|0
|1
|19
|6
|-
|----
|[[Shadow Vixen]]
|6
|3
|0
|0
|0
|1
|8
|5
|-
|----
|[[Siren]]
|0
|0
|2
|18
|19
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Skunk Beast]]
|0
|0
|1
|11
|7
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Skunk Girl]]
|2
|3
|0
|0
|0
|1
|12
|5
|-
|----
|[[Slinking Ferret]]
|0
|0
|1
|6
|0
|1
|6
|2
|-
|----
|[[Slurry Girl]]
|2
|4
|0
|0
|0
|1
|28
|5
|-
|----
|[[Solar Dragon]]
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|8
|NEUT
|----
|[[Sour Midget]]
|2
|1
|1
|6
|4
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Sparrow]]
|2
|2
|0
|0
|0
|1
|8
|5
|-
|----
|[[Squid Girl]]
|2
|2
|0
|0
|0
|1
|8
|5
|-
|----
|[[Stegosaurian]]
|0
|0
|1
|10
|7
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Swordfish]]
|0
|0
|0
|8
|0
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Talakai]]
|6
|12
|2
|18
|16
|2
|18
|7
|-
|----
|[[Tanuki_(dedication)|Tanuki]]
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|5
|NEUT
|----
|[[Tarragon]]
|0
|0
|1
|18
|13
|0
|0
|6
|-
|----
|[[Termite Drone]]
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Treant]]
|0
|0
|1
|8
|8
|0
|0
|10
|-
|----
|[[Tricerataur]]
|?
|?
|?
|?
|?
|?
|?
|?
|?
|----
|[[Troll]]
|0
|0
|1
|14
|7
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Tulip]]
|2
|4
|0
|0
|0
|1
|12
|5
|-
|----
|[[Two Headed Giant]]
|0
|0
|1
|6
|5
|0
|0
|16
|-
|----
|[[Uber Fox_(dedication)|Uber Fox]]
|6
|3
|1
|8
|5
|1
|8
|8
|-
|----
|[[Valkyrie]]
|2
|3
|0
|0
|0
|1
|8
|5
|-
|----
|[[Vampire Herm]]
|2
|4
|1
|14
|0
|1
|18
|5
|-
|----
|[[Venus Mantrap]]
|2
|4
|0
|0
|0
|1
|12
|5
|----
|[[Walking Vagina]]
|2
|7
|0
|0
|0
|12
|20
|5
|----
|[[Water Dragon]]
|2
|5
|1
|6
|5
|1
|6
|20
|-
|----
|[[Water Hydra]]
|0
|0
|1
|14
|8
|1
|14
|6
|-
|----
|[[White Unicorn Mare]]
|2
|5
|0
|0
|0
|1
|18
|5
|-
|----
|[[Wireling]]
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|2
|-
|----
|[[Wolf Beast]]
|0
|0
|1
|12
|6
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Wolf Boy]]
|0
|0
|1
|12
|4
|0
|0
|5
|-
|----
|[[Wolfen Predator]]
|6
|3
|1
|18
|13
|1
|24
|7
|-
|----
|[[Zombie]]
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|5
|ass, groin, NEUT
|----
|[[Zombie Stripper]]
|2
|4
|0
|0
|0
|1
|8
|5
|-
|----
|}

The 'Missing' column lists any mutation locations that don't exist for that creature, reducing the number of mutations
required to acquire the Total badge, and carrying forward any previous mutations when Shifted to by a Nanite Adept. For
instance, If a NA shifts to Cat Girl, then to Zombie, she will still have the cat tail in her description. ><>
and Rubber Balls each only have a single mutation location, thus they are listed as missing "all but..."

NEUT means that the mutation does not carry any inherent sexual characteristics. This means that you will maintain the
organs and sizes you had previously, allowing for Cat Bois, Otter girls, and so on. Currently, this also means that any
child with this mutation on their groin will be born Neuter.

== Supplementary Tables ==

The following tables are the main table's information, a little reworked and sorted into certain categories of
interest. 
This is mostly done to supply Nanite Adepts with the Nanite Carnal Equalizer or Nanite Fine Tuner, or people who like to
use nanite hypos and sexual fixatives to change their organ sizes. ''This is also good for monster creators who want to
see what has and hasn't been done when it comes to scale tendencies''

'''The entries for the most part exclude critters only found in private areas.'''
 
 
The following table has the following categories:
* Female
* Single organs
* Boob size is the primary factor
* Cunt sizes were selected to start at 8, with a medium and large value supplemented with each available boob size, where
possible.

{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
!Species
!Breast Size
!Cunt Length
|----
|[[Banshee]]
|1
|8
|----
|[[Squid Girl]]
|1
|8
|----
|[[Lollipop Lady]]
|2
|9
|----
|[[Eagle Girl]]
|2
|16
|----
|[[Valkyrie]]
|3
|8
|----
|[[Female Commando]]
|3
|9
|----
|[[Leech]]
|3
|15
|----
|[[Latex Snow Leopard]]
|4
|8
|----
|[[Female Widow Convert]]
|4
|10
|----
|[[Farm Hen]]
|4
|14
|----
|[[Slurry Girl]]
|4
|28
|----
|[[Hair-bound Woman]]
|5
|8
|----
|[[Knockout Mouse]]
|5
|16
|----
|[[Snow Leopardtaur|Female Snow Leopardtaur]]
|5
|18
|----
|[[Evil Nurse]]
|7
|9
|----
|[[Cherry Cordial]]
|7
|10
|----
|[[Liquid Panthress]]
|7
|24
|----
|[[Busty Succubus]]
|8
|20
|----
|[[Anime Babe]]
|9
|8
|----
|[[Busty Cow]]
|10
|8
|----
|[[Cowgirl]]
|10
|15
|----
|}

The following table has the following categories:
* Female
* Single organs
* Cunt depth is the primary factor
* Small, medium and large Boob sizes were included with each cunt size, where possible.

{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
!Species
!Cup Sizes
!Cunt Length
|----
|[[Honey Bee]]
|2
|6
|----
|[[Bearded Dragon Recruit]]
|4
|6
|----
|[[Banshee]]
|1
|8
|----
|[[Latex Snow Leopard]]
|4
|8
|----
|[[Anime Babe]]
|9
|8
|----
|[[Lollipop Lady]]
|2
|9
|----
|[[Female Commando]]
|3
|9
|----
|[[Evil Nurse]]
|7
|9
|----
|[[Bunny Girl]]
|3
|10
|----
|[[Leather Mistress]]
|4
|10
|----
|[[Cherry Cordial]]
|7
|10
|----
|[[Skunk Girl]]
|3
|12
|----
|[[Corota]]
|4
|12
|----
|[[Sexy Dragoness]]
|8
|12
|----
|[[Farm Hen]]
|4
|14
|----
|[[Leech]]
|3
|15
|----
|[[Cowgirl]]
|10
|15
|----
|[[Eagle Girl]]
|2
|16
|----
|[[Knockout Mouse]]
|5
|16
|----
|[[Lizard Girl]]
|3
|17
|----
|[[Snow Leopardtaur|Female Snow Leopardtaur]]
|5
|18
|----
|[[Shadow Dragon]]
|4
|19
|----
|[[Goo Girl]]
|C
|20
|----
|[[Busty Succubus]]
|8
|20
|----
|[[Female Lamia]]
|3
|24
|----
|[[Liquid Panthress]]
|7
|24
|----
|[[Slurry Girl]]
|4
|28
|----
|[[Centaur Mare]]
|3
|30
|----
|}

The following table has the following categories:
* Male
* Single organs
* Cock length is the primary factor
* Small, and large ball sizes, as well as nipple and nippleless were included with each cock length, where possible.

{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
!Species
!Cock Length
!Ball Size
!Nipples?
|----
|[[Male Alley Cat]]
|6
|1
|
|----
|[[Anole]]
|6
|2
|
|----
|[[Fey Folke]]
|6
|4
|
|----
||[[Water Moccasin|Male Water Moccasin]]
|6
|4
|
|----
|[[Horseshoe Crab]]
|6
|13
|
|----
|[[Raptorian]]
|7
|4
|
|----
|[[Aassahke Male]]
|8
|3
|
|----
|[[Fox Boy]]
|8
|3
|
|----
|[[Ebony Raven]]
|8
|4
|
|----
|[[Pangolin]]
|8
|4
|
|----
|[[Hamster]]
|8
|4
|
|----
|[[German Shepherd]]
|8
|4
|*
|----
|[[Quilled Tousky]]
|8
|5
|
|----
|[[Latex Fox]]
|8
|6
|
|----
|[[Treant]]
|8
|8
|
|----
|[[Orc]]
|9
|5
|
|----
|[[Gladiator]]
|10
|4
|
|----
|[[Half-Lizard]]
|10
|4
|
|----
|[[Nephilim]]
|10
|16
|*
|----
|[[Skunk Beast]]
|11
|7
|
|----
|[[Wolf Boy]]
|12
|4
|
|----
|[[Porcupine]]
|12
|6
|
|----
|[[Wolf Beast]]
|12
|6
|
|----
|[[Male Rex]]
|13
|6
|
|----
|[[Clockwork Fox Guy]]
|13
|6
|
|----
|[[Troll]]
|14
|7
|
|----
|[[Killer Whale]]
|14
|10
|
|----
|[[Raccoon Guy]]
|15
|10
|
|----
|[[Dandy Peacock]]
|15
|15
|
|----
|[[Lion Beast]]
|16
|6
|
|----
|[[Clydesdale Stud]]
|16
|10
|
|----
|[[Anthro Dolphin]]
|16
|15
|
|----
|[[Muscle Hulk]]
|16
|26
|
|----
|[[Tarragon]]
|18
|13
|
|----
|[[Clownfish]]
|18
|19
|
|----
|[[Donkey Boy]]
|18
|30
|*
|----
|[[Horned Wyvern]]
|20
|18
|
|----
|[[Centaur Stallion]]
|28
|20
|
|----
|}

The following table has the following categories:
* Herm
* Single organs
* Bust Size is the primary factor
* Small and large organ sizes were included with each boob scale, where possible.

{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
!Species
!Breast Size
!Cunt Length
!Cock Length
!Ball Size
|----
|[[Magma Wurm]]
|0
|10
|12
|0
|----
|[[Palmetto Roach]]
|0
|11
|12
|0
|----
|[[Priapan Orca]]
|0
|12
|12
|6
|----
|[[Water Hydra]]
|0
|14
|14
|8
|----
|[[Ancient Tortoise]]
|2
|5
|4
|0
|----
|[[Kobold Herm]]
|2
|6
|5
|1
|----
|[[Jorogumo]]
|4
|12
|12
|0
|----
||[[Deer Herm]]
|4
|12
|12
|12
|----
|[[Vampire Herm]]
|4
|18
|14
|0
|----
|[[Water Dragon]]
|5
|6
|6
|5
|----
|[[Genetically Superior Human]]
|5
|15
|16
|5
|----
|[[Kangaroo]]
|5
|36
|36
|14
|----
|[[Ashen Breeder]]
|6
|6
|6
|2
|----
|[[Amazonian]]
|6
|16
|16
|6
|----
|[[Blue Gryphon]]
|8
|13
|13
|7
|----
|[[Blue Sphinx]]
|8
|18
|18
|19
|----
|[[Hugely Hung Happy Hyper Herm Horse]]
|12
|20
|60
|20
|----
|}

The following table has the following categories:
* Female
* Single organs, as many boobs as possible
* Bust Size is the primary factor
* Small and large organ sizes were included with each boob scale, where possible.

{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
!Species
!Breast Size
!Breasts
!Cunt Length
|----
|[[Feral Wolfess]]
|3
|8
|9
|----
|[[Shadow Vixen]]
|3
|6
|8
|----
|[[Fox Girl]]
|4
|6
|12
|----
|[[Female Alley Cat]]
|4
|6
|6
|----
|[[Female Husky]]
|6
|4
|10
|----
|[[MSPA Series 6]]
||8
|8
|8
|----
|[[Pink Panda]]
|9
|8
|10
|----
|[[Chocolate Cow]]
|12
|4
|28
|----
|}

The following table has the following categories:
* Herm
* Single organs, as many boobs as possible
* Bust Size is the primary factor
* Small and large organ sizes were included with each boob scale, where possible.

{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
!Species
!Breast Size
!Breasts
!Cunt Length
!Cock Length
!Ball Size
|----
||[[Hyena|Hyena Herm]]
|2
|6
|8
|14
|6
|----
||[[Wolfen Predator]]
|3
|6
|24
|18
|13
|----
|[[Cerberus Herm]]
|5
|12
|18
|18
|0
|----
|[[Painted Wolf Herm]]
|7
|4
|10
|10
|10
|----
|[[Panther Taur]]
|8
|6
|14
|14
|15
|----
|[[Collie Herm]]
|10
|6
|13
|12
|4
|----
|[[Ashen Render]]
|12
|4
|18
|12
|18
|----
|[[Ashen Matriarch]]
|14
|14
|20
|20
|18
|----
|}

The following table has the following categories:
* Male
* Multiple organs
* Cock length is the primary factor
(Siren is techincally not even male, but it does not matter for organ scaling)

{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
!Species
!Cock Length
!Ball Size/Cock Width
!Cock Amount
|----
|[[Crimson Wyrm]]
|12
|6
|2
|----
|[[Siren]]
|18
|19
|2
|----
|[[Octopus Guy]]
|18
|10
|3
|----
|}

Fhe following table has the following categories:
* Herm
* Multiple organs, single boobs
* Bust Size is the primary factor
* Small and large organ sizes were included with each boob scale, where possible.

{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
!Species
!Breast Size
!Cunt Length
!Cock Length
!Ball Size/Cock Width
!Cock amount
|----
|[[Giant Bat]]
|2
|8
|9
|3
|2
|----
|[[Bull Shark]]
|5
|11
|11
|8
|2
|----
|[[Anglerfish]]
|6
|12
|10
|20
|3
|----
|[[Quicksilver Serpent]]
|24
|48
|48
|32
|2
|----
|}

The following table has the following categories:
* Herm
* Multiple organs, multiboobs
* Bust Size is the primary factor
* Small and large organ sizes were included with each boob scale, where possible.

{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1"
!Species
!Breast Size
!Breasts
!Cunt count
!Cunt Length
!Cock count
!Cock Length
!Ball Size/Cock Width
|----
|[[Manticore]]
|5
|6
|1
|7
|2
|7
|16
|----
|[[Parasitic Plant]]
|6
|4
|3
|20
|4
|12
|5
|----
|[[Margay Taur]]
|6
|12
|2
|15
|2
|8
|6
|----
|[[Mutant Hyena]]
|12
|4
|1
|10
|2
|10
|32
|----
|[[Green Hydra]]
|15
|4
|1
|15
|3
|15
|4
|----
|}

[[Category:Guides]]

Tentacle Horror

2011-12-02T19:16:06Z

Eithne:

Danger Level: 3, Typical Environment: Sealed

===Appearance===
While stumbling around in the basement of horrors, you hear the sound of something sliding across the ground. It's far too dark to see through the shadows that crowd all around you, and this unseen foe is taking advantage of the cover. Suddenly a slitted orb winks into being directly ahead of you. The eye is joined by 12 more in various places, winking into existence from the shadows directly ahead of you. All the eyes swivel and focus on you, and slime coated appendages slither in and out of view, defying all attempts to try and count them. The monster is inhuman, you can't imagine anything mutating to this extent in such a brief period of time. Your thoughts are cut short as the creature makes its move...

[[Category:Monsters (Single Player)]]

Tentacle Horror

2011-12-02T19:15:30Z

Eithne: Created page with "===Appearance=== While stumbling around in the basement of horrors, you hear the sound of something sliding across the ground. It's far too dark to see through the shadows that c..."

===Appearance===
While stumbling around in the basement of horrors, you hear the sound of something sliding across the ground. It's far too dark to see through the shadows that crowd all around you, and this unseen foe is taking advantage of the cover. Suddenly a slitted orb winks into being directly ahead of you. The eye is joined by 12 more in various places, winking into existence from the shadows directly ahead of you. All the eyes swivel and focus on you, and slime coated appendages slither in and out of view, defying all attempts to try and count them. The monster is inhuman, you can't imagine anything mutating to this extent in such a brief period of time. Your thoughts are cut short as the creature makes its move...

[[Category:Monsters (Single Player)]]

Hawkman

2011-12-02T19:09:18Z

Eithne: Created page with "Danger Level: 7, Typical Environment: Outside ===Appearance=== As you wander through the city streets, you hear a whistling sound from above, and look up to see a powerful avian..."

Danger Level: 7, Typical Environment: Outside

===Appearance===
As you wander through the city streets, you hear a whistling sound from above, and look up to see a powerful avian form swooping down towards you. You jump back as it lands in front of you, and you get a closer look at the creatures raptorlike form as it stalks towards you on his taloned feet. The strange bird like man has large hawklike wings stretching out from his back, and stalks forward on avian talons, while his rather talonlike hands stretch towards you eagerly, and the rest of his body is covered in rather soft and beautiful looking brown patterned feathers. The obviously male creature is half erect as he cocks his avian head to the side appraisingly, and you can swear you can see a lecherous grin stretching across his beak as he leaps forward to attack.

[[Category:Monsters (Single Player)]]

Ash Drakenoid (SP)

2011-12-02T18:55:12Z

Eithne: Created page with "Danger Level: 16, Typical Environment: Outside ===Appearance=== There is little warning as one of the fearsome herm Drakenoids seems to suddenly apparate on some nearby debris. ..."

Danger Level: 16, Typical Environment: Outside

===Appearance===
There is little warning as one of the fearsome herm Drakenoids seems to suddenly apparate on some nearby debris. With a supernatural howl she expertly navigates through the wreckage towards you"You are not prepared!," she shrieks. Her humanoid dragon form is fearsome to behold. Shining obsidian scales contrasting the bright red magma blood which glows through her viens. The nude body serves as natural armour, there are spikes growing along her limbs and think plating on her joints. She has reptilian horns jutting from her head. A fendishly barbed, behemoth of a cock hangs semi erect from between her thighs, a loss to this creature would not only be painful, but judging by the size of her large glowing testes, a defeat will also carry consequences.

[[Category:Monsters (Single Player)]]

German Shepherd (SP)

2011-12-02T18:53:20Z

Eithne: Created page with "Danger Level: 3, Typical Environment: Outside ===Appearance=== Looking alert and confident a large bipedal canine creature stands before you. Standing on digitigrade legs the la..."

Danger Level: 3, Typical Environment: Outside

===Appearance===
Looking alert and confident a large bipedal canine creature stands before you.
Standing on digitigrade legs the large canine sports the traditional brown and tan fur patterns. It's completely unclothed, which makes it QUITE clear that this is a "He", a furry canine sheath resting against his belly and a pair of golf ball size balls dangling beneath. Studying you calmly there seems to be no reaction, with the exception of his tail starting to wag enthusiastically as he lets out a hungry growl "Oh look, another newcomer" his tongue flicks over his lips as he eyes you "I wonder if you'll be smart enough to cooperate"

[[Category:Monsters (Single Player)]]

Ash Dragator

2011-12-02T18:50:44Z

Eithne: Created page with "Danger Level: 10, Typical Environment: Outside ===Appearance=== From amidst the ruins a beast crawls forth on its belly. A feral crocodile would have been your first guess but t..."

Danger Level: 10, Typical Environment: Outside

===Appearance===
From amidst the ruins a beast crawls forth on its belly. A feral crocodile would have been your first guess but the thing becomes more alien the longer you stare at it. The hard bony scales are black and covered in soot, In the divets between each scale you can just discern a faint glow of orange light. The creature is propelled forward by six stubby legs. With its four beady eyes fixated upon it lunges forward. Fearing being caught from behind by such a beast you ready yourself for a fight.

[[Category:Monsters (Single Player)]]

Black Equinoid

2011-12-02T18:47:12Z

Eithne: Created page with "Danger Level: 4, Typical Environment: Park ===Appearance=== A tall imposing figure. A horse on two feet, towering over most, with great muscles under dense black fur. She has br..."

Danger Level: 4, Typical Environment: Park

===Appearance===
A tall imposing figure. A horse on two feet, towering over most, with great muscles under dense black fur. She has bright brown eyes and white, flat, teeth. She is dressed in a simple sheet, like a toga that wraps around her well formed body. Her great breasts are tight, as taught as the beefy muscles of her arms and legs. Her hips are round and waist slim, giving a pleasing shape. When she sees you, her lips peel back to expose those teeth, "Begone from our herd lands!," she says, charging at you with red in her eyes. In the great motion it becomes clear that she is male as well, a huge sheath wobbling along her belly, softball sized nuts swaying as she runs.

[[Category:Monsters (Single Player)]]

Lizard Girl (SP)

2011-12-02T18:45:30Z

Eithne: Created page with "Danger Level: 3, Typical Environment: Park ===Appearance=== A five foot tall upright lizard stands before you. Dark green scales cover her back leading to a lighter almost blue ..."

Danger Level: 3, Typical Environment: Park

===Appearance===
A five foot tall upright lizard stands before you. Dark green scales cover her back leading to a lighter almost blue shade around her front, with a white stripe leading from her neck down, between her small breasts to her cleft. She stands appraising, looking at you with a detached sort of grace, a half smile across her short muzzle. You can't help feel that to her, you are nothing more than an art piece awaiting her masterful expertise.

[[Category:Monsters (Single Player)]]

Parasitic Plant (SP)

2011-12-02T18:43:24Z

Eithne: Created page with "Danger Level: 4, Typical Environment: Park ===Appearance=== You happen upon some very odd looking vegetation. It seems to be some kind of bush or mass of vines, but what makes i..."

Danger Level: 4, Typical Environment: Park

===Appearance===
You happen upon some very odd looking vegetation. It seems to be some kind of bush or mass of vines, but what makes it stand out is the definite cock-like shape to the end of each vine. They seem to be immobile and unmoving, thankfully,as it seems even plant life is not immune to the infection spreading through the area. All the sexual activity in the area probably caused the plant to come up with new ways to spread its pollen or seed. Not wanting to find first hand, you start to back away. Unfortunately your decision wasn't soon enough! A vine somehow managed to sneak up to your pussy as you were distracted looking at the bushes! The thin slimy vine strikes suddenly, forcing itself into your cunt! You grab at it and pull, only to find the cock like tip swelling inside of you like a knot. It is soon so large you can't dislodge the vine without a fight, or a good running start might let you break the vine if you try to flee!

[[Category:Monsters (Single Player)]]

Cute Chinchilla Woman

2011-12-02T18:41:59Z

Eithne: Created page with "Danger Level: 4, Typical Environment: Park ===Appearance=== A small dainty figure appears jumping out from the brush. Her ears twitch quickly, bringing her attention to you. A s..."

Danger Level: 4, Typical Environment: Park

===Appearance===
A small dainty figure appears jumping out from the brush. Her ears twitch quickly, bringing her attention to you. A small cute chinchilla woman not more than a foot or two tall standing on very large digigrade paws. Her face flashes with brilliant and attentive green eyes, with a small muzzle with whiskers as long as her body that twitch when she sniffs. She is dressed in a small, brown makeshift cape that covers her back, and drapes down her sides. She is covered in a soft grey pelt down to her long frizzy tail, her underbelly only a slightly lighter shade of grey. You catch a glimpse when she moves that she has many plump breasts that push and squish into each other, but don't seem to hinder her movement in the least. She makes a shrill chittering sound her tail poofing on end as she goes to all fours. "You wont catch me!"

[[Category:Monsters (Single Player)]]

Female Husky (SP)

2011-12-02T18:39:46Z

Eithne:

Danger Level: 1, Typical Environment: Outside

===Appearance===
A slutty husky, a beautiful anthro canine covered in soft, snowy fur. She has a slim, feminine muzzle and perky, overly large ears along with a large, fluffy husky tail. Her chest bears two firm and gropable C cup breasts along with two B cup pairs of breasts underneath them, all of them oozing small droplets of milk. Her creamy colored tummy is slightly swollen as if she is barely pregnant, though that will probably change soon due to the aching need oozing from her swollen slit as it's obvious she's become nothing more than a needy whore.

[[Category:Monsters (Single Player)]]

Female Husky (SP)

2011-12-02T18:39:11Z

Eithne: Created page with "Danger Level: 1, Typical Environment: Outside ===Appearance=== A slutty husky, a beautiful anthro canine covered in soft, snowy fur. She has a slim, feminine muzzle and perky, o..."

Pit Bull

2011-12-02T18:36:10Z

Eithne: Created page with "Danger Level: 3, Typical Environment: Outside ===Appearance=== Standing tall in your path is a canine beast. Tall and muscled, looking mean as a junkyard dog is an anthropomorph..."

Danger Level: 3, Typical Environment: Outside

===Appearance===
Standing tall in your path is a canine beast. Tall and muscled, looking mean as a junkyard dog is an anthropomorphic pit bull. She is wearing baggy cargo pants and a white T-shirt and looks ready to fight. What in this town doesn't?

[[Category:Monsters (Single Player)]]

Hermaphrodite Gryphon

2011-12-02T18:34:48Z

Eithne: Created page with "Danger Level: 2, Typical Environment: Outside ===Appearance=== She is a tall and striking blue gryphon. She has wide hips and huge blue breasts, implying she leans more on her m..."

Danger Level: 2, Typical Environment: Outside

===Appearance===
She is a tall and striking blue gryphon. She has wide hips and huge blue breasts, implying she leans more on her mammal half than her avian, though her large blue wings are quite a sight to behold. Between her white-furred thighs is a huge, knotted, black cock and tightly drawn balls. From behind, the pinkened folds of her female gender are visible under the lion-like tail she sports. Her feet are digitigrade, and sport huge wicked claws that clack on hard surfaces.

[[Category:Monster (Single Player)]]

Feral Wolf

2011-12-02T18:33:03Z

Eithne: Created page with "Danger Level: 4, Typical Environment: Outside ===Appearance=== A large canine on all fours. A feral looking wolf on four feet, almost three quarts your height, with great muscle..."

Danger Level: 4, Typical Environment: Outside

===Appearance===
A large canine on all fours. A feral looking wolf on four feet, almost three quarts your height, with great muscles under dense black fur. He has dark red eyes and white, sharp, canine, teeth. His legs a thick and powerful looking, his whole form obviously built for hunting fast prey. His fur is matted with grime, muck, and some other substance, giving him a very rugged look. When He sees you, her lips peel in a snarl, expose those deadly teeth, "Roars at you," He says, charging at you with feral rage in his eyes.

[[Category:Monsters (Single Player)]]

Latex Fox (SP)

2011-12-02T18:31:11Z

Eithne: Created page with "Danger Level: 1, Typical Environment: Outside ===Appearance=== You encounter a creature made of glistening latex. It is largely red in color, but white along its belly and groin..."

Danger Level: 1, Typical Environment: Outside

===Appearance===
You encounter a creature made of glistening latex. It is largely red in color, but white along its belly and groin. A fox, making squeaking sounds as it moves. It looks happy to see you. By happy we mean hungry.

[[Category:Monsters (Single Player)]]

City Sprite

2011-12-02T18:29:17Z

Eithne: Created page with "Danger Level: 2, Typical Environment: Outside ===Appearance=== A faint sparkling catches your eyes on the horizon. Squinting to look at it, you notice it getting larger by the m..."

Danger Level: 2, Typical Environment: Outside

===Appearance===
A faint sparkling catches your eyes on the horizon. Squinting to look at it, you notice it getting larger by the moment. All too suddenly, it is upon you, a swarm of naked, elfin females. The tallest of them is two feet tall, many are less. They swarm about you with loud excited giggles and the buzz of their dragonfly wings.

[[Category:Monsters (Single Player)]]

Wyvern

2011-12-02T18:27:49Z

Eithne: Created page with "Danger Level: 3, Typical Environment: Outside ===Appearance=== A monstrous Wyvern swoops out of the sky, forcing you to drop to the ground or be crushed. You look up at the thin..."

Danger Level: 3, Typical Environment: Outside

===Appearance===
A monstrous Wyvern swoops out of the sky, forcing you to drop to the ground or be crushed. You look up at the thing, it is as big as a truck, looking like nothing save a eighty foot long snake with wings and a set of talons. Surely you can't fight that!

[[Category:Monsters (Single Player)]]

Ash Whelp

2011-12-02T18:26:13Z

Eithne: Created page with "Danger Level: 6, Typical Environment: Outside ===Appearance=== A squealing ball of needle sharp teeth plummets from the sky, clumsily wobbling through the air. The Ash Dragon Wh..."

Danger Level: 6, Typical Environment: Outside

===Appearance===
A squealing ball of needle sharp teeth plummets from the sky, clumsily wobbling through the air. The Ash Dragon Whelp's total size is the mass of an average humanoid torso, the dirty black-red speckled scales, grey eyes, add to its fearsome appareance. A lava-like glow emanates from its core and the light seeps between its scales. Between its legs is a small pouch housing its minor genitals. The Ash Whelp appraises your human form carefully for a time, then finally musters the courage to fly directly towards you!.

[[Category:Monsters (Single Player)]]

Drone Wasp

2011-12-02T18:25:09Z

Eithne:

Danger Level: 1, Typical Environment: Park

===Appearance===
A small , shy of four feet, wasp like girl, small delicate buzzing wings on her back, her skin colored in yellow and brown marking. Her hands only having three fingers and small claws. Out of her rear extends her wasp like abdomen with a small stinger on the end. Her face seeming cute with her short brown/blond hair. She looks at you with a soft smile on her lips buzzing left and right.

[[Category:Monsters (Single Player)]]

Herm Hyena

2011-12-02T18:24:56Z

Eithne:

Danger Level: 3, Typical Environment: Outside

===Appearance===
An anthropomorphic hyena. She has bright green eyes and a grinning mouth full of saber-like teeth. She is wearing jeans and a leather jacket with no shirt whatsoever leaving her full breasts exposed to the world. When she spots you a low chuckling begins to emanate from her throat and her mouth opens into a toothy smile as she begins to run toward you. As she approaches it becomes very clear that "she" is also a he, a large bulge in her pants growing ever larger.

[[Category:Monsters (Single Player)]]

Herm Hyena

2011-12-02T18:24:19Z

Eithne: Created page with "Danger Level: 3, Typical Environment: Outside ===Appearance=== An anthropomorphic hyena. She has bright green eyes and a grinning mouth full of saber-like teeth. She is wearin..."

Drone Wasp

2011-12-02T18:21:50Z

Eithne: Created page with "Danger Level: 1, Typical Environment: Park Appearance: A small , shy of four feet, wasp like girl, small delicate buzzing wings on her back, her skin colored in yellow and brown..."

Danger Level: 1, Typical Environment: Park

Appearance:
A small , shy of four feet, wasp like girl, small delicate buzzing wings on her back, her skin colored in yellow and brown marking. Her hands only having three fingers and small claws. Out of her rear extends her wasp like abdomen with a small stinger on the end. Her face seeming cute with her short brown/blond hair. She looks at you with a soft smile on her lips buzzing left and right.

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