Melodramatic Villain

Hir body is covered in pale skin with a disquieting hue of sickly gray. Hir head is human. Hir hair is perpetually oiled back with a sinister widow's peak, and hir lips perpetually quirk in sneer, leer, or smirk. Sie has a beaky, hook nose and leering eyes. Capping the top of hir head is a dark, undertaker's top hat rooted in place. Hir body is lean and garish. Crooked and angled with a hunching back and stooping shoulders, hir torso gives hir a conniving posture. Hugged about hir torso like a part of hir body is a tailored long-tailed undertaker's coat. Beneath it, a stark white dress shirt with a high collar and coach's knot cravat combine as part of the ensemble that is part of hir flesh. Behind hir, a large pair of wings rests, possibly flight capable, but who can be sure? Sie has 42 impossibly huge breasts. Sie has a kind of warm glow around hir. Hir arms are gaunt and gangly. Hir digits are long and gnarled with hir knuckles appearing inflamed with how much they swell. Long and lean in both forearm and bicep, hir limbs have a crooked, angular quality to hir as if always askew. Hir legs are scarecrow thin and long-footed to a degree of clownish proportions. Long, black undertaker's pants hug to hir legs and over hir waist and a pair of polished black spats cover over hir feet. Hir backside is nothing to sniff at. Bony and narrow, it is hardly there. A private peek would reveal that sie has: Sie has 12 massive pencil manhoods. Sie has 16 shin bumping sized balls. Sie has 12 impossibly elastic, pencil-thin clefts.

 Arms:  (Scratch)
  Ass: 
Groin:  (Nasty Insult)
 Head:  (Terrible Pun, Transfixing Gaze)
 Legs:  (Skitter)
 Skin:  
Torso:  (Defiance, Enduring Spirit)