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=Participants=
*[[Syntax]] (Judge)
*[[Junes]]
*[[Nyazuli]]
*[[Fengl]]
*[[Booker]]
*[[Umeko]]
=Date=
1/28/2023
=Log=
Everyone needs good PR. Even Zephyr. With the city in constant need of extra<br>
hands doing the dirty work, Zephyr has sent out an agent to supervise what must be done. SANITATION! <br>
It's not glamorous but someone has to do it. The call for volunteers went out not long ago and the <br>
anxious Irish spider girl that goes by Syntax waits in front of the building slotted for cleaning. <br>
Her numerous drones and two robots hover and sit beside her as she taps away at her tablet.<br>
<br>
Junes followed the directions and saw the familiar spider, waving as they<br>
approach with a summer fishing outfit and hat "howdy! didn't realize you were in charge of this <br>
operation but its good to see you"<br>
<br>
Fengl stretches his arms as he turns the corner. The gray tomcat certainly<br>
doesn't look like he dressed for hard manual labor in his butler's uniform. None the less he spots <br>
the pair. After a brief pause he rushes over while waving. "Oh, I take it this is the place? I <br>
didn't know what to expect really."<br>
<br>
Nyazuli was flying above the area when the call was broadcast and, having<br>
already done everything she needed to for the day, decided to land give a hand. She surveyed for a <br>
large usable area to land on before walking toward the city block indicated in the message. She <br>
waved to the 3 persons already here and declared, "Well, nice to meet you everyone! So, ready to do <br>
some clean up?"<br>
<br>
Syntax grins, her prominent fangs on display. "Ah, hey! Junes, good to see ye.<br>
Well, I'm happy anyone showed up! This is going to be kind of messy work." She looks to Fengl and <br>
chortles softly. "A butler...alright, makes sense...ahem!" After clearing her throat, she hops up <br>
and approaches those assembled. "So! This apartment buildin' here has been of real interest to the <br>
powers that be for some time. It's just that uh...well." She gestures to a nearby alleyway and <br>
sighs. "It's kind of a favorite spot for people to sneak off from the nearby nightclub for...well, <br>
several things, really. That's made the building uh...well, even before renovations can be made, <br>
they kind of need to get it cleaned up first. That's where we come in! There's a bunch of work that <br>
needs to get done, but before I go over that ah...maybe we can do the questions, aye? Sure there <br>
might be some before we dive on in."<br>
<br>
Junes nodded along listening to the questions before answering back "do you know<br>
if there are still any stragglers inside we need to worry about, and do we get equipment to help <br>
clear up the area?"<br>
<br>
Fengl looks down at himself before turning back to Syntax with a sheepish smile.<br>
"A bit of an oversight on my part based on your reaction. Maybe I went a bit overboard." He turns <br>
and gives Nyazuli and Junes nods of acknowledgement before taking his spot outside the apartment <br>
building door. "I mean, what kind of cleanup are we even talking about? I figure you'll need a <br>
powerwasher to get the stains out based on what you're sayi-" The cat stops abruptly as he rubs his <br>
temple. "Ah, I knew I forgot something! Fengl, pleasure to meet all of you."<br>
<br>
Nyazuli scratched her chin for a few moments before coming up with, "No<br>
question really, oh, actually maybe one, do you want to start with the top or bottom floor?" <br>
grinning with all her teeth. "Other than that, I'm happy to help with anything. Name's Nyazuli by <br>
the way. Pleased to meet you Junes, Fengl and... I don't think I caught your name? Was it in the <br>
broadcast? my comm tends to act up when I fly to high"<br>
<br>
Booker flapped quietly as he landed infront of the building, glancing around.<br>
"Is this the clean up crew?" He immediately looked toward the most authoritative individual. "Hi I'm <br>
Booker, I don't think we've met?" He extended a hand toward them, glancing past them to the <br>
building. "Sorry I'm a bit late, I hope I didn't miss anything too important." He gave a half-smile.<br>
<br>
Syntax looks back to her tablet and taps away using her lower left hand. "To<br>
start, there is a uh...cum leak in the basement? It's related to another issue the city is having <br>
with the piping. Basically, the basement is hot pool of cum. We'll need to find where it's bubbling <br>
up from, seal it off, drain it, and hose it down. From there, we have the uh..." She leans towards <br>
her tablet and squints to make sure she's reading it correctly. "The high room. Apparently they've <br>
been smoking some kind of drug in there and it's potent enough to give you second hand giggles. <br>
Similar scenario. Find the sources of the smoke, contain them, air out the room, fix up anything <br>
that needs fixing. The other high priority room...the door is locked but recon said it smells <br>
strongly of cheese. We need to get the door open as non-destructively as possible and fix whatever <br>
that...cheese issue is."<br>
<br>
Syntax laughs sheepishly and rubs the back of her neck. "Oh, of course! Ye can<br>
call me Syntax. Sorry I didn't open with that. Well, I brought a ton of equipment loaded onto my <br>
robot Captcha over there!" She motions to a large scorpion shaped robot idling by the building's <br>
entrance. "If you need it, I probably brought it. Ah! Uh..." She coughs and dryly recites, "Zephyr <br>
cares deeply for your health and safety and is happy to provide these supplies to improve your <br>
efficiency and survivability. Remember: When you think Zephyr, think quality." After that clearly <br>
mandatory ad read, she resumes her standard tone. "Anyhow! Most of the building has been cleared <br>
out, but there might be some stragglers. I *have* been assured that there shouldn't be any <br>
hostility, though! As for where to start...well, that's up to you. There are a few problematic rooms <br>
that need attention in particular that we can go with.<br>
<br>
Junes nodded to fengl and said sheepishly "oh that's right, sorry i kind of got<br>
caught up too but its nice to meet you two" waving to nyazuli and nodding to fengl before waving <br>
once more to the approaching booker but then listened as syntax listed off the issues "...a cheese <br>
room?...i think I'll tackle that one if nobody minds but I could help out elsewhere" <br>
<br>
Fengl rubs his chin as he listens along as Syntax reads out the options. "I'm not<br>
really worried about stragglers but..." He shakes his head. "I should probably fine, not too many <br>
people can catch me. Not going to touch the cum room though. That's someone else's problem." The cat <br>
shivers almost theatrically at the thought of it. <br>
<br>
Nyazuli declared, "Syntax and Captcha, got it. I'm usually better at solving<br>
problem destructively so I'm happy to let you take care of that Junes, so, let's get it out of the <br>
way shall we?"<br>
<br>
Booker tilted his head a bit. "I guess..." He tapped his chin. "I can help Junes<br>
with the cheese room, though the smoke problem i can probably will myself through." He walked over <br>
to junes, playfully tapping her shoulder. "Big fan of the cheese huh?" He folded his fingers behind <br>
his head, glancing up at the building. "Lotta work to be done, they did pick the messiest building."<br>
<br>
Syntax exhales and runs a hand through her hair. "Yeah, it's a real dump. But we<br>
can't really fix it up for proper habitation until it's...well. The cum pit *alone*! So it sounds <br>
like we're tackling the cheese?"<br>
<br>
Junes nodded "sounds good, i can pick the lock so we dont need to repair anything<br>
later on or like have the upper hand on anything alive inside, glad we're going together but how do <br>
you guys wanna go about the cheese room or other spots?"<br>
<br>
Nyazuli started jumping in place, visibly psyching herself up and declared,<br>
"so, what are we waiting for, let's get this thing habitable again!" before crossing the entrance, <br>
and moving toward... She turned around and ask the Spider girl, "Where is that cheese room we're <br>
clearing up? would you mind leading the way?"<br>
<br>
Fengl rubs his chin as he ponders the remaining options. "Well, cheese room does<br>
sound rather interesting but shouldn't we split up the work?" The cat shrugs. "You could just seal <br>
the room. Put up some concrete and pretend it doesn't exist." The cat pulls his satchel to the <br>
front, digging through it before turning back to the group. "Ah, I don't have anything that could <br>
help with the cheese. I could go clear out the smoke if no one else wants to."<br>
<br>
Booker purses his lips. "Well I think theres a bunch to do here... we'll<br>
probably get more done if we just move as a unit. so we can do cheese first then see what everyone's <br>
up for after that, Worst case scenario I'll do the cum-pit by myself." He looked over the group. "So <br>
cheese first guys?" He looked to Syntax. "Lead the way!"<br>
<br>
Syntax chitters "Alright! Follow me!" She moves to enter the building with<br>
several smaller drones following her. "Right this way."<br>
<br>
The walk up to the third floor is uneventful, but it's pretty clear which door<br>
leads to the cum filled basement. You definitely don't need super human senses to pick up on that <br>
heavy smell of sex. [Anyone with superhuman smelling or prone to get triggered into horny thoughts <br>
at the smell of cum roll me a willpower save!]<br>
<div>
(Willpower Results)
@Fengl feels like he slammed into a wall of penis and cum! Thankfully, there are<br>
others here who are able to drag you up the stairs and out of reach of the stench. Perhaps you <br>
should consider yourself lucky you aren't going into the pit today... [You must either spend a turn <br>
recovering or make your next roll at a disadvantage.]<br>
ability, you are sure you'd be overwhelmed.<br>
<div>
As you move forward, however, you do also pass several rooms which must be where<br>
that drug was being used. [Anyone can roll an underworld (easy DC) or medicine (medium DC) skill <br>
check to identify the drug type.]<br>
<div>
(Medicine Results)
@Booker You aren't entirely sure exactly what the drug is, but you are fairly<br>
certain that more direct exposure would randomly make you swap between finding everything hilarious <br>
and being extremely horny.<br>
@Junes You are positive you've had to treat someone that was way overly exposed<br>
to this stuff. In addition to knowing what Booker knows, you also are aware that taking too much of <br>
this stuff combines the two sensations and makes you unable to resist whatever that might inspire in <br>
you. Rare parties where people get that high off of this stuff on purpose are sometimes called <br>
"Clown Orgies".<br>
<div>

The group finally arrives at the back of the third floor with an odd sight. The<br>
crack under the door is emitting an orange mist which smells strongly of cheddar. A sign has been <br>
nailed to the door that reads, "LEAVE THE CHEESE KING TO HIS CHEESE."<br>
<br>
Syntax rests a hand on a holstered pistol on her hip and looks to the door with<br>
a degree of unease. "Who do you suppose the king is?"<br>

<div>
(Lockpick results on the door)
@Junes This is a bit of a tricky lock, but you manage to get it open! All that's<br>
left is to open the door.<br>
<div>

Nyazuli stared at the lock while Junes was working their magic before letting<br>
her ears perk up at the sound of a "click" and declaring, "dibs on the cheese!". She approached the <br>
door and pushed it open, shield at the ready as usual, after what she glanced around the room trying <br>
to assess what had to be done<br>
<br>
Junes surprised at the rashness junes quietly followed suit, entering the room<br>
and quietly saying "didn't you see the sign? try to take it easy" before glancing around the room<br>
<br>
A plume of cheese dust hits you filling your nostrils with cheese and making<br>
anyone with goggles have to blink the orange dust out of your eyes. At the far corner, there is a <br>
large chair facing an old TV which appears to be playing an episode of Sailor Moon. While you can't <br>
see who is in the chair, small rats with oversized glasses are carrying bags of puffed cheese snacks <br>
to its occupant.<br>
<br>
<div>
(Perception Results)<br>
@Booker: You spot a full body pillow in a corner which, of course, has an anime<br>
character printed on it. More interestingly is that this highlights to you that there is no bed in <br>
here.<br>
@Junes & @Fengl: In addition to what Booker sees (or perhaps because he points<br>
it out silently), you see that there is a solid iron bar that has been affixed to two solid points <br>
in the ceiling.<br>
@Nyazuli: While the boys were focused on the corner with the full body pillow,<br>
you spot something that only the most eagle eyed would notice! While it is mostly blocked by the <br>
chair, there is the very end of a sword sheath poking out from the front of the chair. You don't <br>
have to guess at what shape it's in, this guy is a god damn Otoku.<br>
<div>
<br>
After peering around for a bit, Nyazuli, declared with a tired sigh,<br>
"dweebs..." before declaring loudly, without looking toward anyone in particular, to whoever it may <br>
concern "Hey, building is being cleaned up and restored, if you still have a working brain, please <br>
vacate for the duration of the operation, otherwise I'll make you vacate. Thanks for your <br>
understanding" Before switching her focus toward the sword sheath, considering picking it up<br>
<br>
Junes took a quick glance at the room and rodents before steeping out of the<br>
doorway to shrink and shift into a form that mimics the others<br>
<br>
Fengl gags as the cat is forcefully pulled up the chairs. The stench coming from<br>
the basement is simply too much. Only once the smell of cheese starts to grow stronger does he seem <br>
to be able to breathe. He peeks into the room as everyone crowds around the doorway, eyes drawn to <br>
the TV, then the bar set into the ceiling and then back to his comrades. "I don't know if threats <br>
are the right way to do it? I mean... I'm not sure scaring someone into leaving has ever worked." <br>
<br>
<div>
(Deception check to sneak into the room and blend in with the rats)
@Booker fails to blend in, but their horrible attempt to act like an otaku<br>
mouse/rat makes the other rats think you're hilarious and will be too busy laughing amongst <br>
themselves to assist the mystery Anime watcher until/unless a hostile action is taken.<br>
<div>
<br>
Booker steps into the room, placing his clenched fists on his hips. "How do you<br>
do, fellow rats!" He then squeeked, looking over them. "So uh..." He paused. "How about that... <br>
uh... cheese?" He gave a half-hearted smile. <br>
<br>
<div>
(Willpower Roll)
@Umeko If anything, the smell of cheese is a relief to your libido. A door near<br>
the entrance that leads to the basement smelled extremely strongly of cum and by the time you reach <br>
the top floor you're pretty sure you could do with some "STRESS" "RELIEF" after this is over. [Your <br>
character is turned on! You will have a harder time rejecting sexual advances until you find a way <br>
to calm down.]<br>
<div>
Umeko was running a bit behind, but finally managed to catch up as she looked<br>
around at the absolute mess the place was in. Luckily she came somewhat prepared to deal with it as <br>
she was wearing gloves, safety goggles, a dust mask, and a thick jacket and pants, but she really <br>
wish she opted for a full on hazmat suit at this point... "...Is this place even salvagable at this <br>
point? I feel like cheese and smell has seeped into the walls..." she muttered as she made her way <br>
further in. She looked past everyone to see what was going on, pausing for a moment in shock as she <br>
examined the den.<br>
<br>
A voice speaks up from the chair, though it is quite slow to get out. "Who<br>
dares...enter my...dojo?" A hand with very long, cheese powder stained claws sloowwwly grips the arm <br>
rest to stand while the other grabs the sword. "Let alone...orders me...to leave?" As they move past <br>
the chair, you are faced with a sloth wearing a shabby komono. While they look absurdly strong and <br>
sturdy, their movements are extremely slow.<br>
<br>
<div>
(Perception Checks)
@Nyazuli: The cheese loving sloth is about 5'6" but is muscled like mad.<br>
@Fengl Wow, the komono that sloth is wearing is really shabby. You're pretty<br>
@Everyone Else: That sloth is wearing a komono made out of torn sheets. Wow.<br>
sure he made it himself.<br>
<div>
Nyazuli glances toward the voice raising in defiance of her order. She<br>
declared, grinning menacingly, "That would be me. Were my instructions unclear?" The dragoness <br>
turned toward Syntax, "The cleanup was ordered by Zephyr. I'd highly recommend that you bring <br>
complains, if any, through the appropriate channels, you really don't want me to be the one handling <br>
them" She started approaching until she stood at arms length of the mutant, staring at him straight <br>
down from her towering 320cm. "So which one is it?"<br>
<br>
Fengl whistles softly as he spots the group of mice amassing around their leader.<br>
The cat is still just barely leaning around the door. "I mean, that's a lot of them and not too many <br>
of us?" Even though the feline sounds meek and unsure he starts to slowly reach for a leather-<br>
wrapped handle peeking out from beneath his vest. "Probably still better than the cum room."<br>
<br>
Booker looks at the sloth and says, "Yeah we're cleaning out the<br>
building... i dont think anyone else uhh.. lives here." He rubbed the back of his head. "If you're <br>
squatting here, we're gunna have to ask you to leave. I'm sure you can make another dojo <br>
elsewhere... like maybe a basement or something." He approached, walking up next to Nyazuli.<br>
<br>
Umeko Umeko was a bit distracted from the lewd scent that filled the room as she<br>
looked over at him. She pulled her face gear off for now, and set the tip of her kanabo on the <br>
ground while resting a hand on the pommel. She figured somebody like him might have -some- interest <br>
in the traditional weapon of the oni, and she brought the club as a matter of both self defense and <br>
to possibly smash up any furniture or walls that might be needed in this place. "Wouldn't it be <br>
better to have a dojo that's clean and well maintained? A more proper place to train and focus, and <br>
something to be proud of?"<br>
<br>
<div>
(Event)
Junes is now a rat! He will have a bonus when pretending to be a rat weeb and<br>
actions related to them!<br>
<div>
The sloth's reaction is very delayed, Initially, he slowly moves into a combat<br>
stance to grip his sword's hilt with determination on his face...but then slowly shifts to a <br>
terrified expression and shifts to surrender in a bow instead. "Nani?!...You are clearly...beyond my <br>
league...senpai..." He looks to Booker, slowly nods, then looks back to Nyazuli. "Your <br>
sidekick...perhaps he is right--ooohhhhh!" He is immediately distracted by Umeko's weapon. "Could <br>
that be....a kanabo?! Yes, you would...know what would...be a good do........jo. But I must...seek <br>
the...guidance of........my peers." He gestures to the rats who are still chatting about the silly <br>
bakka. <br>
<br>
Junes finally matched the rodents inside and making their way inside decided to<br>
go behind the sloth but seeing a cloth nearby inspiration struck while listening to the sloth as the <br>
rodent donned the cloth like a cape and made their way in front of the television and faced the <br>
screen but put a tiny paw out dramatically waiting to see if any would see and take action, ready to <br>
turn and pose at a moments notice <br>
<br>
Nyazuli smiled appreciatively and declared, "I'm glad we've come to an<br>
understanding" before giving Booker standing next to her a few appreciative shoulder pats for the <br>
help. Before noticing the mouse preparing to stand for a speech, "Of course I'll let you guys <br>
discuss it" before resting her shield at her feet and crossing her arms <br>
<br>
Fengl walks into the room staying behind Nyazuli, nodding enthusiastically. The<br>
cat seems absolutely harmless in contrast to everyone else around him by comparison. "Yeah! Exactly, <br>
we can work something out. No need to start fighting or anything. I'm sure there's gotta be some <br>
place you can go that isn't above the cumpit?"<br>
<br>
Booker playfully punches Nyaz in the arm. "Nice work!" He turned back to the<br>
weeb-rodent, then seeing the mouse standing in a pose by the TV. He smirks, nudging Nyaz "Get a load <br>
of this guy." He pointed to the mouse by the tv. "We gunna have another weeb rodent.." He whispered <br>
to them.<br>
<br>
Umeko gave a grin as she looked over at him. "Indeed, I'm certainly glad you came<br>
around. Though I'm sure you understand that just as we are cleaning up and rebuilding the city in <br>
this new world, you cannot allow yourself to stagnate either and must do the same. If you cleaned up <br>
and got a better place, you could be the master of a dojo that would make both you and your students <br>
proud." She decided to channel a bit of weeb energy with a Gurren Lagann-esque motion of raising her <br>
weapon in the air as she spoke, or at least as much as she could without smashing it through the <br>
ceiling.<br>
<br>
Junes taking the hint turned quickly with a flourish and with their arms crossed<br>
and the makeshift cape waving with no wind (their tail waving it from behind) looked back, staring <br>
at the sloth like they were family "brother! we've been here long enough, as the nobles of old we <br>
must go where the helpless need us" the rodents hand gripping their chest "their hearts are crying <br>
out for a hero to lead them and" looking up with a fierce smile and the faintest tear "i believe in <br>
you-no...all of us! we can help all those in need" reaching a tiny hand out with a faint smile <br>
asking "what do you say?"<br>
<br>
The sloth slowly gets a teary eyed smile and begins a slow clap. After his third<br>
clap, the other rats and mice erupt in applause and jubilation! Some rats on the ceiling begin to <br>
shower the room with cherry blossom petals (who knows where the hell they found those), and just <br>
overall more of a mess is left to clean. Still, what a sight to behold! <br>
"You....are....right......brother! Come...everyone! Let us go to...Zephyr. They can...direct <br>
our.............blade!" The sloth begins to Naruto run in slow motion out of the room. It will <br>
likely be a few turns before he is actually out of the building, but he and the rats are clearing <br>
out!<br>
<br>
<div>
While the team had to work around the slow moving sloth for a time, the rest of the work was fairly boring. Just cleaning up the massive amounts of cheese dust and getting the room to a minimally clean state for renovations to be made. It was a lot of time burned for a single room, but it was likely nice to know that the weeb sloth was going to eventually get a better "dojo".

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